Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?

[Anonymous]

A would you rather question ;)

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+1 y

No offence to people with penis fingers!!

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+1 y

Or knife fingers too

[Blueeyes81]

That's a tough one. A penis has no bone, so if I wanted to pick something up. I'd have to get my penis fingers aroused. Which could lead to an awkward and messy handshake. Knife fingers would be rather dangerous. How would I pee, jerk off, wipe my ass? Hmm, I'll go with penis fingers.

[goretcki]

I'd rather be edward scissor hands insteadof edward penis hands.

[goretcki]

Thanks for mh.

[matrix124]

Penises because I could cut myself with the knives, & potentially die in my sleep

[BeardedDude]

Who wants cream coming out of their fingers every time you shake someone hands, definitely knives!

[Roarke]

if you're asking me if i'd rather prick my finger than finger my prick, i'd have to say i really don't know.

[ilovesexyfeet]

I'm so good with my hands that its like having 10 extra cocks lmfao or maybe a hand of each so I could shave her then take her hehe

[Realistic07]

knives because then i could cut things but i could always get a hand transplant so that way i could touch things.

[atomique]

Either way I would go on a suicide mission for an intellgent ageny or military to end my miserable existence while giving my existence some meaning in a flashy ka-boom.

[atomique]

Is being this thing an option cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/.../...8ddff69_full.jpg

[llorando]

Knives for fingers, as one joy stick is enough for me, and it would get pretty hot wearing gloves all the time in the summer to hide all those 10 joy sticks just to go out in public with out getting arrested for indecent exposure.

[sovetskii13]

Umm... regular fingers so it would still be easy for me to grab/pick up things.

[TallDarkAndShy]

Knives.. that way I could have the most bad ass Wolverine costume for Halloween!

[srslyly]

This question is offensive to genidigital persons such as myself (who have penises for fingers).

[Anonymous]

Either way masturbation would be much different. lol I will go with the penises for fingers.

[Anonymous]

Penis phalanges... and then I'd try to touch girls' mouths with all my penises muahahahaha

[harakiri]

knives... penises seem unwieldy and dumb.

[Anonymous]

The penis fingers. 10 orgasms. Can't hate that part of it

[Anonymous]

I would rather have knives.

[Blitzcreed]

Make Love, not Pain lol :)

[queen-b]

Knives,,,,,,