Would you rather all your fingers get chopped off with a sharpened pair of scissors or have both hands sawn off with a dull Handsaw?

[HeartFullOfGlue]

No neither option

Handsaw

Scissors

[ohshee]

Well I felt both of those as I read those and I would want neither one LOL I had a friend when he was younger working on a lawn mower somehow you got to close it cut his three fingers off and thumb off he was taken to the hospital without his fingers somebody had to go pick them up take him to the hospital and by the time all this happened he could only save one finger in the thumb they put the thumb up where the first finger goes and the finger where the thumb goes because if they were almost dead I guess I'm not sure how it worked out better anyway they sell them back on that all work out right everything work out good and that guy could throw darts like you would not believe

[HighlyVolatile]

Maybe a mix of both so that I don't get bored. I think variety is the spice of life.

[HighlyVolatile]

Both doesn't count as neither, yes? Maybe they could saw the fingers of my left hand and cut the fingers of my right.

[HighlyVolatile]

Clipping actually seems more painful though to me. Because even the sharpest scissors aren't gonna get through bones well. It's not gonna be a snip and done. It's going to be clip and claw and tear probably everything on your fingers but the bones with lots of back-and-forths, and worse than a dull handsaw. They'll probably be wrestling with your finger just try to get through that bone the same way you're wrestling with the pain while the slide and gride and claw and grab with their scissors.

[HighlyVolatile]

* [...] wrestling with the pain while the slide and [grind] and claw and grab [and pull] with their scissors.

[HighlyVolatile]

You look down at why they're pulling and tugging and snipping away at your finger and you see that separation of flesh from bone. Two pieces of flesh just hanging off meat. And you feel that electric shock feeling as they try to claw at your bones trying to break through. I don't even know if they can do it. Might need a hammer to finish the rest of the job.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

you can choose both

[HeartFullOfGlue]

exactly

[dorksided1]

Those scissors are not cutting through bone, though good for crafting lol

[HeartFullOfGlue]

they will eventually

[douride2]

I think I would sooner keep all my fingers & both arms.

[TheMajesticKing777]

Scissors make it quick, saw you gotta sit there like "hhkkkkkk hhhhkkkkk hhhkkkk 😫😭"

[TommyMountainFigure]

Of course there are other options. Always carry more weaponry than your attacker!

[HeartFullOfGlue]

You have to know how to use it in those exact moments before you're captured

[HeartFullOfGlue]

But you're already captured so pick your poison

[TommyMountainFigure]

It's called preparedness my friend. If you are always one step ahead, you need never have to choose between a saw or scissors.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

well you were lacking
so pick one

[TommyMountainFigure]

I tell you what. You give me a feasible scenario in which I would find myself having to choose and I will choose. Remember though it has to be feasible, and I'm not your average gullible dope.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I have not eaten I am hungry I will NOT play games with you, answer my question and I will eat YOU

[HeartFullOfGlue]

or I*

[TommyMountainFigure]

OK.. Go have something to eat first. I'm in no hurry.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

... No

[TommyMountainFigure]

Okie Dokie.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Dokie Okie

[TommyMountainFigure]

Indeed!

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Deedin!!

[TommyMountainFigure]

... Wow...

[HeartFullOfGlue]

... woW...

[TommyMountainFigure]

I could play these silly games all night, but it's probably past your bed time. I didn't realise your age before sorry!

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Nah its 7 and its Friday

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Its ok

[AviatorTom]

Both are gonna hurt real bad. Give me the sharp scissors. Maybe I can have a surgeon reattach them, since the cut is so clean.

[OddBeMe]

Jesus. Nightmares: upgraded.

Definitely sharp. Scissors I guess.

[InvoluntaryCelibate9]

The scissors because I'd have enough time to run and get away while they're trying to cut through bone. It's like impossible

[Iron_Man]

I’d rather fight for my life

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Not an option

[Iron_Man]

But I can make it an option and I will fight for my life

[HeartFullOfGlue]

You are tied down to a bed and the dude is giving you an option

[Iron_Man]

Anybody that got their hand chopped off will bleed to death automatic death

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Ok is that what you're choosing

[Iron_Man]

No I’m going to fight for the life of me and you

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Okay
We'll take him down together

[Iron_Man]

Awesome 👊

[Msputiton]

Sheesh

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Ik a bit morbid, but since you're awesome you can choose neither

[Msputiton]

Aww thanks, cuhh.

[Jude_Wills]

Why lol
Nightmare for me

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Ok but like which one would you rather have done

[Jude_Wills]

Nooooo
I can't choose any of this

[exitseven]

I would take the scissors.

[dustybiker]

Uh… no more glue for you.

[Nagatoro]

Please cut my fingers off~

[Sonorous]

BUT PIANOOOOOOOOO

[crmoore]

Whichever is faster

[Klinklins]

I'm fine. Thanks