"Bund marao bhen chod" meaning?

[Anonymous]

Can anyone tell me the meaning of this? This is in punjabi language. Please translate it for me

[RasmusAiken]

This from Hindi Gaalis:

Mader chod: Mother fucker
Bhen chod: Sister fucker
Bhai chod: Brother fucker
Beti chod: Daughter fucker
Bakri chod: Goat fucker
Bhosad chod: Pussy fucker
Rand chod: Whore fucker
Bhadhava: Pimp

[Asker]

What are "gaalis"?

[Asker]

Thanks for translating it for me. A punjabi guy of my university used these words for me.. but I was not able to understand at that time. Thanks bro. Can u speak Hindi?

[RasmusAiken]

I assume it's Hindi for "slang".

[Asker]

Okay:)

[jacquesvol]

Could "gaalis" mean Bengali people?

[jacquesvol]

By comparing Google results, gaalis could mean something like 'words' or 'expressions'

[jacquesvol]

@RasmusAiken I found that list, indeed. That's why I said 'obscenity'

[Shmusername]

I'm pretty sure chod means testicles.

[MRGDFK]

But what does bund means in hindi?

[jacquesvol]

I tried a few languages here: https://translate.google.com (Punjabi and Udru included) No success
I suppose it's an obscenity:
www.wordsfailme.in/.../

[Asker]

No problem dude the other guy knew whats that... anyways thanks for your concern:)

[SandPlanet]

You're lucky, I'm fluent in the Punjabi language.

It means: "I've molten several testicles".

You're welcome.

[Asker]

Oh really? But the guy here said something else...

[SandPlanet]

Don't believe the others, they are all Punjabi-posers.

[Asker]

Are u a punjabi girl?

[SandPlanet]

Don't doubt my genuine Punjabiness, or I will melt your testicles.

[Asker]

Then tell me why are punjabi guys so pagal?
here are some words in punjabi for u...

tu boht Sohni lagdi hai
tera naam ke hai

tell me what does that means

[RasmusAiken]

OK Miss Punjabikeit, (just made that up ha) here's the link:

www.wordsfailme.in/.../

[SandPlanet]

You just asked me why Punjabi guys are so green. That makes no sense.

As for the other things:
"Tu boht Sohni lagdi hai" - "You saw milkmen sweating sharks"
"Tera naam ke hai" - "And two lesbian sharks"

Who are you trying to fool? You're just putting random Punjabi words together. Stop making up stuff.

[Asker]

Haha. That makes no sense. Actally they were punjabi words which you were not able to translate with the help of google... am I right? Thats why u took so much time...

[Asker]

And punjabi girls dont look like u by any means

[Asker]

Pagal means idiot not green... i know this because I am having a friend who is punjabi

[SandPlanet]

You are not Punjabi. I translated all these words correctly.

LIAR.

[Asker]

Yes I am not punjabi I said my best friend is punjabi who is sitting beside me right now

if u want to say something in punjabi u can

[SandPlanet]

CHOD.

[Asker]

CHOD means fuck. Am I right?

[SandPlanet]

No, it means testicles. I just called you testicles.

[Asker]

Okay so what ever u call me. I am sorry if I said something wrong to u... and u are so beautiful. These worrds not suits u.

[SandPlanet]

You are forgiven. I will spare your chod.

[Asker]

You are like 2x times of my age I am 16 yo. Your just 4-5 years younger than my mom and your using these words for me... i not fid anything wrong that your abusing me here

[SandPlanet]

You will survive it.

[Asker]

Okay I saw how much respect you showed for me. And I can assume how much u must be showing to your friends

[Asker]

Women like u never deserved respect. White whitch u are

[Asker]

Witch**

[SandPlanet]

I'm a good Punjabi girl.

[Asker]

You aren't punjabi. You can't prove you are punjabi. Do u know about turban?

[SandPlanet]

Yes, it means helicopter. What about it?

[Asker]

It is the thing which sikh guys wear on head

[SandPlanet]

Sikh guys wear helicopters on their head in your country? That's pretty twisted.

[Asker]

Simple last question for u.. do u know in which country is Punjab situated?

[SandPlanet]

Yes. Punjabiland, also occasionally referred to as "India".

[Asker]

Haaa u searched web for that and I am pretty much sure about that

[Shmusername]

Oh God this is great! I've learned so much!

[SandPlanet]

Everyone knows about Punjabiland, come on.

[Asker]

Okay thanks for reply I am deactivating my account now. Thanks for the reply though

[SandPlanet]

No, thank you. This was quite entertaining.

[Asker]

And thanks for replying to my another question too

[Asker]

I dont want to remain a mystery in your life... the guy whom u said bye stranger was me

[Asker]

Hey my name is gurleen singh

[SandPlanet]

Why haven't you deleted your account yet?

[Asker]

Because I am recieving comment till now and when I will stop getting I will delete

[KnightRevan]

@Asker Tu boht sohni lagdi hai= you looks very beautiful (indeed, he is buttering somebody up)

Tera naam ke/ki hai= what's your name.
(Informal way to ask name, not a polite way to ask)
I'm a punjabi guy from India and that's some cheap ways to say/ask a girl.
All Punjabi guys are not pagal. You might've encountered a bad piece. Hope you get your answer :)

[jenn33]

I am punjabi.
I don't know what bund means but marsh means hit or throw and bhen chod means sister fucker.

[jenn33]

Marao*

[jenn33]

Bund marao=to get fucked in the ass

[PrajyotP]

'Bund' means ass if anyone says 'bund maaro' he means 'get his ask fucked ' not literally. XD just trying to get him in trouble ✌🏻

[dd3012]

Can you also tell , what is the meaning of the word '' Choocha '' ?
It was the name of one of the character in film fukrey.

Please reply !!

[Y4Yudi]

Hahahahahahaha

this is the best guess one could evr make

awesomeeeee

and thumbs up to sandplanet for such a wild guesss

[Mpower24]

It means "hey nice fellow, fancy a cuppa tea me old mucka"
Very nice compliment

[Spade_01]

You don't wanna know 💀

[Shmusername]

Dear God, this is great! I'm learning so much!

[Shmusername]

No wonder I couldn't find this on @Sandplanet 's opinion thread. I am not having a smooth start to my day.

[mT2359]

Go to hell... leave it alone...

[In_Trance]

Google translate