Girls, what would you do if you were 50ft tall?

[AlphaWolf922]

So what would you do if you were 50ft tall? (your clothes grew with you,so you're not naked)

[Anonymous]

I can't believe no one would smother tiny men in their massive bosom. It's the first thing I thought of! Just shove a few boob lovers in there, let them die happy all squished in my cleavage. I got a feeling klaatu51 would be first in line. I'd knock him about a bit first, give him a piggy back ride about.

[AlphaWolf922]

I would love that

[AlphaWolf922]

Please do that to me

[AlphaWolf922]

Please?

[Opinion Owner]

I'm not fifty foot tall

[AlphaWolf922]

But if you were, would you do it?

[Random_chick_2384]

I would be the new Godzilla.

[AlphaWolf922]

In high heels?

[Random_chick_2384]

Why not?

[AlphaWolf922]

Amazing! You're gonna crush things under your high heels?

[Random_chick_2384]

Yep I'm going to crush everything! Watch out world here I come!

[AlphaWolf922]

Oh god, well I need to make an under ground shelter now! That'll save me from your giant high heels

[Random_chick_2384]

No that won't work heel can dig into the ground there is not way u can be save now! 😈😈

[AlphaWolf922]

Oh... well guess I gotta beg now... PLEASE DON'T STEP ON ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, PLEASE SPARE ME

[Random_chick_2384]

I guess I've got to be a bitch now...
No never will spare u! U must die with the rest of the men!

[AlphaWolf922]

Hmmmm wait why only men?

[Random_chick_2384]

Bc I want to. Jk I really haven't thought it through. And thanks for MHO!

[AlphaWolf922]

Haha no need to thank me, really like that you're having as much fun as I am with this question. So should I expect a quick death under your high heel or are you gonna be mean and slowly crush me?

[Random_chick_2384]

I think it should be quick. Depend how far under ground u are. If ur pretty far it will take time for my heels to sink in the ground and crush u. But if ur above ground and I don't miss ur head the first time it should be quick!

[AlphaWolf922]

Wait you're gonna kill me with the heel of the show? *gulp* ummmm are you sure you don't want to spare me? I mean I can be very useful, I could clean your shoes when they get too bloody... also you look really nice today, please don't crush me

[Random_chick_2384]

I'm I'll have to put some deep thought into this! But for now ur dead...

[AlphaWolf922]

Well at least I'll die by a goddess.

[Random_chick_2384]

We'll awe thanks! It's such a honor right?

[AlphaWolf922]

It is quite an honor, and may I say, it'd be more of an honor if I get to be spared by this beautiful goddess.

[Random_chick_2384]

Oh stop beinging a kiss up! I will destroy u! Nah I'll guess I'll have to spare u 😌

[AlphaWolf922]

Yes! Thank you for sparing me, beautiful goddess!

[Random_chick_2384]

you're welcome peasant! Jk lol 😂

[AlphaWolf922]

Is there anything you'd like me to do, goddess?

[Random_chick_2384]

Stop calling me goddess! Lol 😂

[AlphaWolf922]

Sorry can't do that, goddess!

[Random_chick_2384]

I'm sorry I can't save u peasant!

[AlphaWolf922]

Well goddess, I could always dodge your giant shoe with my ninja skills

[Random_chick_2384]

Could u now? Could u really?

[AlphaWolf922]

Yes! Are you willing to make a bet on it?

[Random_chick_2384]

Yeah how much are we betting?

[AlphaWolf922]

Two dollars unless you'd like to make it more interesting

[AlphaWolf922]

Not in the bad way

[AlphaWolf922]

Goddess?

[Random_chick_2384]

Yeah $2 dollars sounds good but let's go crazy and make it $3

[AlphaWolf922]

No that's way to crazy for me, how about $2.01?

[Random_chick_2384]

$2.03

[AlphaWolf922]

Fine but if I win, you have to pat me on my head

[Random_chick_2384]

Ok I will if I don't crush u.

[AlphaWolf922]

Alright, I'm gonna love it when you do it

[Random_chick_2384]

That's sounded dirty har har har 😂😂

[AlphaWolf922]

I wanted it to sound dirty! Hehehe

[Random_chick_2384]

Sicko...

[AlphaWolf922]

I'm kidding...

[Random_chick_2384]

Sure u were sure...

[AlphaWolf922]

Depends, does it really bother you?

[Random_chick_2384]

No lol

[AlphaWolf922]

Awesome. So goddess, may I ask, what color are your high heels?

[Random_chick_2384]

That I'm going to crush everyone in? We'll they are going to be red so the blood won't show up

[AlphaWolf922]

Well may I say, I think I would like to get stepped on by you

[Random_chick_2384]

Good bc u are

[AlphaWolf922]

I'll enjoy each second of it!

[Random_chick_2384]

Ok have fun *brings giant foot down that crushes u*

[AlphaWolf922]

*enjoys it so much*

[Random_chick_2384]

*laughs then walks away*

[AlphaWolf922]

I am somehow still alive! Guess you gotta keep stepping on me!

[Random_chick_2384]

Nope ur dead it's all in your head

[AlphaWolf922]

Wait how could it all be in my head if I'm dead? Wouldn't my head be all destroyed and stuff? So this proves I'm still alive

[Random_chick_2384]

*smashes u again and this time ur just a big pile of mush*

[AlphaWolf922]

You're the best goddess ever!

[Random_chick_2384]

Yeah Ikr

[AlphaWolf922]

Yeah you are! Is there anything you'd like me to do?

[Vesuvius87]

Apply on The Guinness World Records Official site and then make appearances. I guess I can take advantage of this abnormality to earn a fortune and help others in need.

[AlphaWolf922]

I like your answer, it's really nice and sweet. Would you wear high heels at that height?

[Vesuvius87]

not all the time... I like wearing sneakers and low heels too

[AlphaWolf922]

Alright, well I bet you look amazing in them, even if you're 50ft tall.

[AlphaWolf922]

Hello?

[Vesuvius87]

well thanks... though this isn't exactly a chat room

[AlphaWolf922]

I'm sorry, I'm new to this. Should I send a message instead?

[Vesuvius87]

It just means it's just made to answer your question, but not necessarily to continue chatting.

[AlphaWolf922]

Ok. I'm sorry

[Sara413]

Stomp around yelling 'ME WANT SNU SNU!!" and picking up men and swinging them around by their feet while pounding my chest and yelling "SNU SNU!"

[AlphaWolf922]

Should I start running then? by the way great reference

[Sara413]

haha glad you got it...

[AlphaWolf922]

Yeah, Futurama was a great show... anyways I'm not gonna give ya snu snu.

[523206720]

I'd celebrate my new height and get paid millions to make movies, and then I'd build buildings for people in exchange for them giving me loads of money and food. If you are different you should celebrate it.

[sammy_31]

I would like to give people a lift who can't make a long trip or something :) Be helpful and be me still :)

[AlphaWolf922]

Haha, well you seem really nice! Oh and you have a great name!

[sammy_31]

Thanks :)

[AlphaWolf922]

You're quite welcome, my dear Sammy. May I ask, would you wear high heels at that height?

[sammy_31]

Nah I wouldn't wear any it's not needed or I don't know maybe I would. I'd live a sad life if I stayed that tall forever.

[AlphaWolf922]

True, well I'd keep you company if you were that tall, even if you can accidentally crush me.

[DesiDoo]

I'd crush my enemies. I'd try to work for the military and be a lookout guard. Or, I'd become a new Vegas attraction and let people bungee jump off of my boobs.

[AlphaWolf922]

May I be the first to bungee jump off your boobs?

[thewanderingme]

probably quickly die of starvation. or asphyxiate from the low amount of oxygen in the sky.

[AlphaWolf922]

Very true, but let's leave the scientific stuff out of this, just trying to have fun. So what would you do if all that scientific stuff was left out?

[thewanderingme]

I thought about it and actually 50ft isn't that high. it might just take a moment to get used to the altitude.

[AlphaWolf922]

True, it ain't too high. Though you should wear high heels at that height, just to be a little taller, but only if you could walk in them properly.

[thewanderingme]

I'm not into high heels.

[AlphaWolf922]

Alright, I'm sorry if I offended in any way. I truly am sorry.

[thewanderingme]

lol, offended me how?

[thewanderingme]

... anyway, I'd go swimming in a large body of water, deep down.

[AlphaWolf922]

I don't know, I just don't want to offend anyone or make anyone angry...

[AlphaWolf922]

Alright, youd probably scare off all the sharks if ya did that, would ya mind doing that here in Florida?

[thewanderingme]

hawaii! or the carribean!!

[AlphaWolf922]

That sounds nice, you mind if I go with you? I could ride on your shoulder

[thewanderingme]

sure. you'll need a scuba suit to breathe under water though. ;)

[AlphaWolf922]

Alright I'll find one, what about you? I don't think there's a scuba suit that'll fit you... so what are you gonna be wearing?

[AlphaWolf922]

Hello?

[thewanderingme]

oh, I didn't even think of that. dammit! lol

[AlphaWolf922]

Well guess you'll be swimming in what you're wearing right now! Haha

[electromagnetic]

Fi Fi Fo Fum.

Nothing special really. What can a 50 ft tall person do? If cause mayhem in my town.

[AlphaWolf922]

Would ya cause mayhem?

[electromagnetic]

Absolutely. I'd play toy cars, break roves and play dolly with humans.

[AlphaWolf922]

Amazing! Though you won't use me as a doll, right?

[AlphaWolf922]

Also would you be wearing high heels at that height?

[AlphaWolf922]

Hello?

[electromagnetic]

No heels and EVERYONE is going down.

[AlphaWolf922]

Can I be your favorite doll?

[Your_boss960]

I would be a giant, and I would start doing things that giants do.

[AlphaWolf922]

Would you stomp around and crush things?

[Your_boss960]

No.. I would be careful because I wouldn't want to be killed.

[AlphaWolf922]

Oh alright, would you wear high heels at that height?

[Your_boss960]

Probably not.. Guys would find me intimidating

[AlphaWolf922]

I wouldn't, I bet you'd look amazing in them even if you're a giant

[Your_boss960]

I guess that a compliment. Thank you😋😊

[AlphaWolf922]

You're welcome, my dear. So what else would you do?

[Your_boss960]

I would probably try to help everyone because if I was 50 ft tall I wouldn't get tired very easily.

[AlphaWolf922]

Well you're a really nice person, would you let me ride on your shoulder?

[Your_boss960]

Well yea.. Then we could talk about how life is for smaller people

[PeachSunset]

I'd be really sad because then high heels aren't necessary to wear and they wouldn't make a difference xc

[AlphaWolf922]

Well you could always wear them, my dear. You'll look stunning in them even if you were 50ft tall

[PeachSunset]

Aww true, true :))

[AnnicaCrespin]

what a funny questions... I would go to my ex husband's house and crush him literally. lol. sounds mean but he deserves it.

[AlphaWolf922]

Crush him under your giant high heel?

[AnnicaCrespin]

yes! exactly

[AlphaWolf922]

And what if he tries to run?

[AnnicaCrespin]

im quicker than him. lol

[BeingMe123]

I would be like the monsters in Pacific Rim and the small little regular sized humans would have to build Jaegars, giant robots, to take me down.

[AlphaWolf922]

Would you wear heels while doing it?

[BeingMe123]

Why would that question matter, that's a stupid question. But no I wouldn't, I'm a sneakers kind of girl.

[Ccmeu]

I would remove the roofs of houses and office buildings and just watch people.

[AlphaWolf922]

Haha, don't watch me!

[lynneishappi]

I'd step on every one and then fall and crush a neighborhood because I'm clumsy as hell XD

[AlphaWolf922]

I would love to get stepped on by you!

[lynneishappi]

Lmao is that an awkward flirt or sarcasm? xD

[AlphaWolf922]

Awkward flirt

[lynneishappi]

Lol awkwardly message me sometime if you want XP

[ImmaCatchYou]

I would literally walk a 400 meter dash in track ;D

[AlphaWolf922]

Haha great

[anak924]

crush my enemies lol kidding

go to different places, distance would become less of an inconvenience.

[AlphaWolf922]

Very true, you should carry me to those places

[anak924]

you are not worth it LMAO jk

[BloodyCheeseBurger]

that is super unrealistic... so im not even gonna bother answering that. are you stupid?

[AlphaWolf922]

Actually I'm pretty smart, I just know how to have fun and not care about realism in my questions. Are you stupid?

[KuroiAika]

I'd start a series of Shingeki no Kyojin in real life...

[kaminalove]

omg yesssssssss!!!

[xXiTacoXx]

I'd finally be able to see what's on top of the fridge.

[Anonymous]

Take a shit on my neighbors chimney. He can't do nothing. Muwhahahaha

[AlphaWolf922]

Hahaha, nice what else would you do to mess with your neighbor?

[passionforprince]

i would join a travel freak show and be with people who understood me

[LittleSally]

Hahaha I wanted to write 'visit Japan'... but then the MHO beat me to it. xD

[L2319]

I would kill myself if I were 5'10! Now imagine 50ft? Fml! Lol I'm only 5'2" and I love it, I wouldn't change it for the world.

[Sairapanda]

Find a way to Middle Earth. Where I can truly belong.

[Anonymous]

I would dye myself green and call myself the new Green Giant so I could sell green beans

[AlphaWolf922]

Haha amazing, you should wear a pair of green high heels too.

[Opinion Owner]

lol why heels?

[AlphaWolf922]

I don't know, but I bet you'd look great in them

[yuki_ibanez]

I would hide behind a coconut tree so that my crush won't be able to see me :P

[miserybusiness]

cause massive tidal waves with my pee

[AlphaWolf922]

... ummm... ok well I hope you fun doing that...

[AlphaWolf922]

Anything else you'd do?

[miserybusiness]

Poop on my enemies

[AlphaWolf922]

Lol would you step on anyone?

[miserybusiness]

why step when you can poop

[AlphaWolf922]

Poop on them and then step on them?

[MFoey]

Step on my enemies and fourth grade teacher.

[AlphaWolf922]

I want to see you do that

[MFoey]

I'll let you know when my height multiplies by like 10

[AlphaWolf922]

Alright thank you!

[Littlett25]

I'd tear up at track and field meets lol

[Random_chick_2384]

Track sucks! I hate running! 😩

[Littlett25]

Lol it wouldn't take me as long to run around! I'd be the best! @Random_chick_2384

[AlphaWolf922]

Amazing

[Random_chick_2384]

If u don't steph on anyone first. That might get you disqualified

[AlphaWolf922]

That's true, but she'd probably step on everyone without even knowing

[Littlett25]

Imagine all the scholarships... 🙏

[Littlett25]

Maybe I'd get to have two lanes? @Random_chick_2384

[Random_chick_2384]

Maybe. lol

[kyrie_my_dearie]

I'd get to work a lot quicker.

[tmntpkmnavtr]

i'd crush my enemies and overtake the world!!!

[AlphaWolf922]

Can I be your enemy?