Guys: Would you get a tattooed penis? Ladies: Do you like tattooed penises?

[RationalLioness]

I think they're hot personally. :)

Lady: I think they're hot.

Lady: I think they're a NOT.

Guy: I'm already heading to the tattoo parlor so yeah!!!/I have one.

Guy: OUCH! Wtf? Are you crazy? No!!!

[OzFarmer]

D. I see no point in ink... seen too many fails and they never stay the same shape as people get older...
If anyone wants ink, that's their choice, but it can affect their employment opportunties...
I can use the money for soooo many other things... that will help my business or children..

That's just me

[RationalLioness]

No one is going to be checking his dick for tattoos... haha.

[OzFarmer]

Ahem, what if he wanted to be a porn star?

[RationalLioness]

They're not going to check specifically for that. But they will see it anyway. Especially in gay porn.

[OzFarmer]

True
I feel that sooo many are getting ink as a fashion statement.. it's not like clothes that you change or throw away...
And too many are getting offensive ink done or names/ initials of their b/f or g/f... like that's a good idea...
I don't have an issue with those that have like kids names or ink of lost loved ones as a mark of remembrance, but what's with getting a heap of ink that as you age will look like Salvador Dalis melting clocks.. Does nobody think about 10 years time, 20, 30 years time?

[RellikB]

I have heard that same tired and over used explanation as to why you’re against tattoos. Every time I hear it now I think “man, stop repeating something you heard your parents say as a child and formulate your own authentic opinion.” Maybe that doesn’t apply to your stance, I’m just speaking from my experience personally. So I will respond to you the same way I respond to the other grandparents that share this same stance: Time catches up to all of us. It’s undefeated. So one way or another we will all find our way to our death bed. In the end, none of your materialistic stuff will matter. The only thing that will have any value to you will be your memories. And if I’m staring at two people on their death beds, and one is tatted up head to toe, and the other isn’t… the man with the tattoos probably has the most memories. He actually has them stamped all over his body. And I can assure you, there isn’t a single person with a tattoo who even gives a shit if all of their tattoos look like disasters at that age… because it still shows we lived our life to the fullest. Nobody has ever looked across the room and said “check out that cool old gramps with NO TATTOOS at all.” But at least a hundred times I’ve heard “check out that bad ass old dude over there covered in tats.” You can see his memories from across the room to the point where total strangers are interested in his life. I challenge you to find one thing that accomplishes all of that for you

[Outofthegrey]

What kind of idiot would think that's a good idea.

"Hey guuuuurrlll I got a tattoo of Pinocchio on my crotch, want to hear some lies and see his nose grow?"

[RationalLioness]

Clearly not something like that. And I'm not going to post pictures. But like the signs that some guys get on their arms are on their dicks and on a sizable one, it looks really damn good.

If I was with some of them, he wouldn't ever have to ask for a BJ.

[Rcjh1987]

omgee not cool I was taking a drink as I read this. !!! Funniest thing ever today

[BelleGirl21]

Rofl! 😂 you just made my day (and it's 12:06 pm)

[Anonymous]

I don't care either way lol.

I went out with a guy who had an Apadravya piercing, though. It's a piercing through the glans/head of the penis. Now that must have been really fucking painful to get, but it felt really, really good during sex.

[RationalLioness]

Piercings are a turn off for me. I'm sure they do feel good, but... lol.

[Opinion Owner]

Nah, I get it. The look isn't a turn on exactly, but the feeling... mmm haha. Different strokes for different folks though ;)

[lebcrayz]

I have soo many questions, dont even know where to begin lol didn't the thing hurt him during sex? All that movig around.. and was he able to ejaculate normally?

[Opinion Owner]

Nope, it didn't hurt him. I think he'd had it for at least a couple years by then. He was able to ejaculate normally, no issues.

[emilyyy23k]

noo. not my style. I saw this pic once when I was younger of this guy who tattoed his dick to look like a snake LOL and it scarred me for life hahah

[RationalLioness]

Honestly... that seems pretty cool to me... hahaha.

[AmandaLynn1930]

i can't even imagine how much that would hurt...
i don't think it's hot or ugly.. i guess it depends on the tattoo...

[RationalLioness]

Yeah. I should have been more clear. You know some of those tribal tattoos that guys get on their arms? Symbols that don't really mean anything but look like jagged lines? Something like that.

[AmandaLynn1930]

ok...
that might be hot...
maybe depends on the penis too... haha!!!

[JohnDugan]

No, but I know some who have. Any kind of activity along these lines does have the potential to make the tool sore. Using a first rate penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) with shea butter and vitamin E can soothe a sore tool.

[Zango91]

WTF! did I just read? :O

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[zorro8888]

Not only does it look distasteful but I can't imagine the pain D:

[RationalLioness]

Pretty sure it's bad... LOL.. :D

I'm surprised that a lot of people aren't into it (women, of course). Then again, GaG seems a lot more..."prudish" than other sites I've been on.

[BelleGirl21]

Gag is prudish asker? Wow I have never had that thought before!

[RationalLioness]

@BelleGirl21 This site compared to others I have been on is VERY prudish... haha. I've seen much worse on sites that I visit than the "bad things" I've seen here. :D

[Octavion]

That sounds beyond painful and beyond disgusting. What if a dude got an infection...

[RationalLioness]

*shrugs* Some of them don't. The ones I've seen always look nice.

[Northeast106]

I wouldn't, they don't even come out right on that part of the body considering it shrinks and expands all the time. Not many women are into penis tattoos to begin with, but kudos for putting it out there and being one of the few lol.

[2014raser]

No.

Just no.

Never.

Forget about it.

Not in a million years.

[Red_Arrow]

No, I wouldn't. And I wouldn't beat it with a hammer, either, but I guess there are guys around that would do that!

[kaminalove]

Lmaoo the poll answers thoough xD

No, it's a big NONO

[Shaft50]

To get my shaft needled? Ouch! If it wasn't for the pain, I would get a tattoo on my penis, of my penis, just two inches longer...

[asuspiciousraccoon]

A tattoo on my penis or a tattoo of a penis? The first sounds extremely painful.

[RationalLioness]

On your penis.

[fire_fight]

Ouch!!!
No way on earth would I do that. That area is more susceptible to pain.

[I_am_repulsive]

That will hurt like a bitch.. and no I won't ever ever get that...

[Anonymous]

How do you even tattoo it? Are you supposed to get hard first and stay that way till it's done?

[RationalLioness]

Nope. I thought so too.
tattoo.about.com/od/tatfaq/tp/Penis-Tattoo-Faq.htm
They would hold it tight and stretch it out, but it shouldn't be hard.

[KidanisCortes]

I wanted to get mine pierced but never followed trough maybe a small tattoo on my penis since i love them but never the whole thing

[jacquesvol]

No tattoos on my body but if she wants to paint it or make drawings on it, I'd accept laughingly

[ND4SPD31]

I love just the way my penis is!!! Why would I cover it up with ink?

[Klaatu51]

ewwww that'd look gross in my opinion :-/

[RationalLioness]

Okay... lol. :)

[stratford]

What sort of tattoo would look good do you reckon? I was thinking to get one under my foreskin so it only shows when I'm erect.

[LeeLFC]

Uhh that's weird but if I'm with the guy for a long time I would kind of get used to it... I guess... probably not

[Anonymous]

Mine is fully tattooed like a green snake, the head is the head of the snake. The tail starts just above the side of my knee, then goes up my leg. It is part of a larger Japanese suit. I also have a P/A piercing. Tattooing the head hurt like hell.

[Gospeedracer]

The word WOW would look funny as it grew bigger.

[matheus_mb]

lol, never! No tattoo needle will touch my friend!

[SpicedPumpkin]

OMG I didn't know people did that? 😳 ouch.

[peachblossomluck]

I know this guy who has one!

[pr3ttybr0wn]

They're pretty unnecessary and weird

[Takada]

Tattooed genitalia are not my thing.

[BelleGirl21]

No. Nooooooooooo. Don't do it guys!

[unicornsandglitter]

lmao the poll answers

[COCOCHANEL]

not even yakuza do that.

[BelleGirl21]

Wait... how do you know that? ;)

[COCOCHANEL]

@bellegirl21 *wink*

[LonelyLillie13]

my name on it !!

[RationalLioness]

Lol!

[RainbowFanGirl]

Uh what? People do that? :o

[Anonymous]

They probably look odd as hell.

[vekin]

Well not enough place for one lol

[AestheticsFtw]

no i already have 9 inches

[SurströmmingLover]

Wuuuuuuuuut? Are you nuts?

[Anonymous]

I think they're a NOT

[Anonymous]

I'll tattoo my penis for you :)

[Hidden_P]

No. A world of no.

[joseppi39]

I dont habe much to tatooo... lol

[TheLonelyTampon]

No no no no no no no nononono.

[Anonymous]

... If I wanted to die.

[lewray23]

Got my pubis tattooed

[msg812]

Voted , of course

[JCT666]

No, I wouldn't...

[mason007]

Nope never

[Anonymous]

why you didn't tattooed your clit?

[RationalLioness]

I'm sure there are some women that have, bu that would be pretty hard to do. Why don't you grow up? :)

[Opinion Owner]

Don't misunderstand me please , i just think it's the same feeling as having tattooed penis