Is it possible to turn up missing?

[Anonymous]

[ThatBritishLad]

My neighbours thought I was dead once. That was an awkward conversation.

[Anonymous]

But if you turn up, you're no longer missing 😂😂😂😂.

[Nuqood]

Unless, you a zombie.

[Deezyy]

How do you turn up when you're missing?

[Gojira]

Even Zombies! If they turn up, they're not missing either 😂😂😂

[Gojira]

Oops. Wrong post😕. Sorry.

[_Zara_]

What do you mean?

[Asker]

Kind of like if someone wakes up dead. How can you turn up missing?

[_Zara_]

I don't think you can turn up missing. You can't exactly wake up dead either, unless you believe in an afterlife and you wake up and realise you're in the afterlife...

[Sara413]

You're gonna need to explain what you mean?

[Nuqood]

Unless, you a zombie.

[TommyP]

hahaha i love this question

[dominiquois]

That is extremely vague

[Krushhbrownies]

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