What is your full name?

[Anonymous]

I want to see who has the coolest name (real)

[Anonymous]

Queenstar Betty Amoah, I'm a High School graduate and you're all jealous of me because I am not a drop out, even though it took me forever to graduate.
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[MelaninMonroe]

I'm more jealous of your name than I am your diploma. 😂

[Opinion Owner]

@MelaninMonroe Lol, you should google my name and see my gorgeous self. I'm too pretty, I'll break the internet and you people are just jealous of me because I am a High School graduate.
As my name is Queenstar, does it mean that I am an actual Queen? Of Bronx, perhaps? Or am I just a star of whom people are jealous?

[Opinion Owner]

Behold the Queen ruling her kingdom
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I'm slayin', bitches, and you're all jealous of me because of my HS diploma, my bloodtype, my nationality, my overall goodness (I don't smoke, I don't polish my nail, don't have any piercings or tats, don't smoke, don't do drugs - just some angel dust every now and then -, and you're all jealous of me) and my Disney DVD collection. I AM SLAYIN', MOTHERFUCKERS. Those who bullied me and took my money in HS are going to hell and will have Satan himself poking their arses with his trident for all the eternity.

[MelaninMonroe]

Yas boo. You the baddest I have ever seen 👏 You better flaunt that #blackgirlmagic!

[Opinion Owner]

@MelaninMonroe All men are under my spell, they can't barely wait to penetrate me with their thick, evil dicks. Once they got a taste of my royal coochie they just can't leave me because I AM A HS GRADUATE!!!

[Xelebrum]

This is probably my favorite GAG post of the day lmfao

[Opinion Owner]

@Xelebrum I know you're one of those who stole from me back in HS. I KNOW! God will send you to hell because I'm His Queen I'll make Him send you there, I will, YOU HAVE MY WORD, SON! You'll have Satan poking your tight arse all day long with his mighty trident. And you're jealous of me because I'm both a HS graduate and a Queen and you're neither.

[RachelBrigs]

Estiban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez...

The third

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LKGVBdf60aU/hqdefault.jpg

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

GOD DAMMIT WE HAD THE SAME IDEA lol

[RachelBrigs]

@SweetHomicidalQueen I knew someone else would 😂😂😂

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

smh girl

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

by the way i love your pfp

[RachelBrigs]

@SweetHomicidalQueen thank you ~~~

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

you're welcome

[RainbowFanGirl]

YASSSSSS

[RachelBrigs]

@RainbowFanGirl throwback lol

[Prettygurl12]

No.

This is a perfect way to get your identity stolen.

[Asker]

Wow, that's quite a long name o:

[foreverxinsanity]

Want my social, mother's maiden name and credit card number too?

[Asker]

How long did it take your parents to come up with this name?

[Squidward]

Moe Lester
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[ConsultantIsBack]

Lol wwwtttffff

[akadatank44]

Dude wtf? 😂😂

[MelaninMonroe]

Amber Rosetta Monroe.

[Asker]

Your name is actually REALLY pretty.

[RachelBrigs]

Pretty name pretty girl. :)

[MelaninMonroe]

@RachelBrigs Thank you 😊

[teawrecks]

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[Snoopiee]

Jake from State Farm.

[MelaninMonroe]

What are you wearing? "Jake from state farm?"

[ElizabethBiersack]

OMG 😂😂

[Snoopiee]

@MelaninMonroe Geez woman. I understand I was mentioned on a commercial and I'm really famous.. But now, this guy is asking for my name and you're asking what I'm wearing? I deserve my PRIVACY!

What's next are you going to ask me to talk on the phone just so you can say that my voice is hideous? Such a disgrace...

[MelaninMonroe]

You are officially my favorite person 😂😂

[BeautifulWreck]

She sounds hideous. :p My son goes around saying this all the time lol

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha

[BuchitaBuchys]

Princess Consuela BananaHammock.

[RachelBrigs]

Lmaooooo is that from that tumblr post

[Girly1710]

@RachelBrigs Nah, this came way before tumblr lol watch Friends

[RachelBrigs]

I've seen friends, I don't remember this lol. But yeah it was on a tumblr thing. I guess 4 people got it 😂

[BuchitaBuchys]

Yes, it's from Friends lol Phoebe who was one of my favorite characters.
@RachelBrigs

[RachelBrigs]

Joey is bae tho

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh fuck yeah!!! Amen to that, Regina!

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGFev2BmnhE

filler

[thorthorley]

Scientific name: Tachyglossus aculeatus

Common name: Short-beaked echidna

Nickname: Knuckles

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hahaha XD

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

[Girly1710]

YESSSS

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@asker
whats YOUR full name?

Mine is Jade Victoria King

[RainbowFanGirl]

AHHH SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Jajajajajja OMG XD

[Lendino]

May the force be with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0P8oOUfb4

[sean1234]

john jangle jingle heimer schmidt

-I don't know why people always shout my name?

haha

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

you bitch, you stole my answer! that name is my name too!

[DesiDoo]

Use to love singing that song haha

[ElissaDido]

My name is Sarra, I have no middle name and I don't want to share my last name.

[Kiminowa]

My name is kimi but when I strip they call me glitter

[Melpomene]

Not gonna post my full name, but it directly translates to "The goddess of victory's favorite sword"

[karahiri]

sarah cynthia sylvia stout

would not take the garbage out

[meatballs21]

Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali

[JRICHARDS1996]

James C. Augustine, but no way in Hell are you getting my last name.

[galloway875]

It's not Richards?

[RainbowFanGirl]

Hell no nobody's stealing my identity.

My name Puddin N' Tain.

Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

[Humping_Tornadoes]

I'm going to use my real name and combine it with a cool character name:

Francesco Auditore Da Firenze

[Lonely_Blue_Moon]

My name is Jacob Timothy Guffery Simon Brett Voltaire Aurelio McCoolName III.

[recleus]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die..

[alliecheergirl123]

Alaina (Allie) Rose! Sorry I'm not giving my last name haha