I really disagree with the premise that humans peel bananas incorrectly. It's supposed to be "Apes peel bananas from the bottom, so that is the right way." Really. Humans do pretty much everything better than apes, so why are bananas different?

I slit it's throat and peel off it's skin from there.

I think you meant how to peel a banana, right? Yes, I hold the banana with the stem pointing downwards, pinching or pushing just at the tip to tear the skin and then I peel downwards towards the stem. So, it's already ready to be eaten.

WOOHOO! i go from the top. in public, i try to avoid the sexual imagery, so i actually remove bits of the banana piece by piece lol.

Like the first one because the other will bug my OCD.

The first one it's so much easier to peel it from the... Whatever it's called.

don't really eat bananas often but when i do i use the first method

Option 2 bc thats how monkeys eat them, too, and I mean.. they're the pros :P

I don't trust people who open a banana the first way

I don't. I don't like bananas. More bananas for the monkeys.

Voted A. But sometimes I peel it completely and break it in half.

I Peel one whole thing off and eat the rest with a spoon

The first, it's the right way, it's the way god would have intended it if he existed :P

Swing it down against the curved side really hard, works like a charm

Sometimes I do it like Option 1 and most of the time I'll just take off the peel entirely

How do you open bananas?

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I really disagree with the premise that humans peel bananas incorrectly. It's supposed to be "Apes peel bananas from the bottom, so that is the right way." Really.

Humans do pretty much everything better than apes, so why are bananas different?

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I slit it's throat and peel off it's skin from there.

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I think you meant how to peel a banana, right?

Yes, I hold the banana with the stem pointing downwards, pinching or pushing just at the tip to tear the skin and then I peel downwards towards the stem.

So, it's already ready to be eaten.

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  To peel ahaha. Yes, facepalm.
  
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WOOHOO!
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i go from the top. in public, i try to avoid the sexual imagery, so i actually remove bits of the banana piece by piece lol.

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- OrangeBoy
  
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  Now i understand why i saw some girls breaking the banana... if you want to avoid attention i don't know if that's the best strategy :p
  
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Like the first one because the other will bug my OCD.

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The first one it's so much easier to peel it from the... Whatever it's called.

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madhatters4 Follow
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don't really eat bananas often but when i do i use the first method

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Jxpxtxr Follow
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Option 2 bc thats how monkeys eat them, too, and I mean.. they're the pros :P

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Heera Follow
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I don't trust people who open a banana the first way

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I don't. I don't like bananas. More bananas for the monkeys.

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CHARismatic110 Follow
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Voted A. But sometimes I peel it completely and break it in half.

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I Peel one whole thing off and eat the rest with a spoon

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The first, it's the right way, it's the way god would have intended it if he existed :P

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- OrangeBoy
  
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  haha yes, i know that story, perfect for human hand :p
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  What story? O. o
  
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- OrangeBoy
  
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  "Story", atheists nightmare. dadaadammmm !!!
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  Haha I hadn't seen that. If it was god's gift to man though it wouldn't be fair that he waited till halfway through the 19th century to create it, what about the people before that? (I know they existed before that but not with all the properties he talks about)
  I just was going to use the phrase "it's how god intended" but I'm an athiest and didn't want to give the impression I believed in god :P
  
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Swing it down against the curved side really hard, works like a charm

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babeeeone Follow
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Sometimes I do it like Option 1 and most of the time I'll just take off the peel entirely

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SleepingSnorlax Follow
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I pull the top off completley then peel the rest back

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mikemx55 Follow
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Did you see the movie "The Dreamers" ?

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- OrangeBoy
  
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  Just saw the trailer now... so you cut it in half with your finger?
  
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- mikemx55
  
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  A bit more than that :p
  
  movieweb.com/movie/the-dreamers/banana-peel/
  
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- OrangeBoy
  
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  Nice movie scene. I bet they would not really expecting iot to fall.
  by the way... it sucks when we brake it in the beggining...
  
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- mikemx55
  
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  Yeah, I bet they didn't expect it.
  
  It's a thought provoking movie. Worth seeing if you're sort of open minded.
  
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- mikemx55
  
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  As for breaking the beginning, I hate it too, so I always use a knife for a clean cut.
  
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- OrangeBoy
  
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  Gonna watch it !
  
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menina Follow
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A for me. I like to open it completely.

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- OrangeBoy
  
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  You get all the skin out first?
  
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- menina
  
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  Not all. But I take off a significant amount of it.
  
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option two is the way it's meant to be opened.

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- OrangeBoy
  
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  Way easy.
  
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- redeyemindtricks
  
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  Yep.
  
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cinderelli Follow
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I open from the bottom.. 😅😅😂

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- OrangeBoy
  
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  Hmm... k, i'm going to believe :p
  
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- cinderelli
  
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  😅😅😁😁
  
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sovetskii13 Follow
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Don't really see a difference between the two.

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RaggaMon Follow
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Option 1, open the top not the bottom. lol

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Malaikakhan Follow
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😱😱😱Omg omg bananas every where!!! @.@ 1 lol

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Jeeveesss Follow
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Option 1 mostly but the proper way is option 2.

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The first way! LOL!

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  gifrific.com/.../NPH-dissapoint.gif
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TheAngryBanana Follow
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why do you do this to my people ! :O

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Melcart23 Follow
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I don't get the difference here

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- Melcart23
  
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  Oh my bad. I do it from the top. (I guess it's the top)
  
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Option A!

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April10 Follow
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The first one

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Summerbunny Follow
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Second way

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I just eat it whole.

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I go with option 1

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