How do you open bananas?

1How do you open bananas?2

  • Option 1
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Most Helpful Girl

  • I think you meant how to peel a banana, right?

    Yes, I hold the banana with the stem pointing downwards, pinching or pushing just at the tip to tear the skin and then I peel downwards towards the stem.

    So, it's already ready to be eaten.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I really disagree with the premise that humans peel bananas incorrectly. It's supposed to be "Apes peel bananas from the bottom, so that is the right way." Really.

    Humans do pretty much everything better than apes, so why are bananas different?

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What Girls Said 19

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    i go from the top. in public, i try to avoid the sexual imagery, so i actually remove bits of the banana piece by piece lol.

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    • Now i understand why i saw some girls breaking the banana... if you want to avoid attention i don't know if that's the best strategy :p

  • The first way! LOL!

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  • Option A!

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  • Like the first one because the other will bug my OCD.

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  • I open from the bottom.. 😅😅😂

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  • The first one it's so much easier to peel it from the... Whatever it's called.

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  • Option 2 bc thats how monkeys eat them, too, and I mean.. they're the pros :P

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  • The first one

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  • A for me. I like to open it completely.

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  • Voted A. But sometimes I peel it completely and break it in half.

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  • I Peel one whole thing off and eat the rest with a spoon

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  • option two is the way it's meant to be opened.

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  • Sometimes I do it like Option 1 and most of the time I'll just take off the peel entirely

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  • I go with option 1

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  • I don't. I don't like bananas. More bananas for the monkeys.

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  • Second way

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  • I don't trust people who open a banana the first way

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  • 😱😱😱Omg omg bananas every where!!! @.@ 1 lol

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What Guys Said 12

  • don't really eat bananas often but when i do i use the first method

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  • I slit it's throat and peel off it's skin from there.

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  • Don't really see a difference between the two.

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  • Swing it down against the curved side really hard, works like a charm

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  • Did you see the movie "The Dreamers" ?

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  • I just eat it whole.

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  • Option 1, open the top not the bottom. lol

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  • Option 1 mostly but the proper way is option 2.

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  • I don't get the difference here

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  • why do you do this to my people ! :O

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  • I pull the top off completley then peel the rest back

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  • The first, it's the right way, it's the way god would have intended it if he existed :P

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    • haha yes, i know that story, perfect for human hand :p

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    • "Story", atheists nightmare. dadaadammmm !!!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM

    • Haha I hadn't seen that. If it was god's gift to man though it wouldn't be fair that he waited till halfway through the 19th century to create it, what about the people before that? (I know they existed before that but not with all the properties he talks about)
      I just was going to use the phrase "it's how god intended" but I'm an athiest and didn't want to give the impression I believed in god :P

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