Gentlemen, what would you do if you were walking with your girlfriend and this guy slapped her butt?
Would you let him smash 🍆?
Gentlemen, what would you do if you were walking with your girlfriend and this guy slapped her butt?
I'd just lure him into a small alley or area that restricts his movement he's probably a power lifter which makes him strong but slower, wear him down bit by bit again power lifters are strong but that's h all they have going for them, low endurance and all that muscle restricts his movement. Taunt him, mess with his mind, screw him up and when he's weakened take him out, go for the vulnerable spots, throat, eyes, groin, back of the knee, knee etc.
And If I absolutely had to though probably wouldn't come into play.
God made men, but Samuel colt made them equal.
Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat, preferably with a K-Bar.
It's called a gun. Lead projectile traveling 970 fps trumps muscle-bound douchebag 1000/1000 times. Death delivered so quick you'd swear it was one day express... free with purchase of one or more😈 Yes I'm trying all of 80s catch phrases. Where the fuck is this train of thought going and why am not on it?🙄
To be clear, I'd kick that ugly fuckers ass from here to China and back with my bare hands no gun required. Having a pair of balls myself i know exactly where his are and all I have to do is strike first, strike hard, and gouge his fucking eyes out once the nutshot brings him to his knees.
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I'd slap him and shout "fuck off, PERVERT!" lol call me stupid but Imma stick to my principles.
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I think I would be propulsed to another continent if he slapped my butt
Hahahhahahahahahaha πππππππππππ omg
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Voted D, got this funny picture in my head of it happening on the embankment and me flying over it into the river lol.
only thing he has is size. i don't want someone i could beat in a fight.
I carry mace with me so I'd mace him then call the law.
Have you ever had to use it? Jw.
@kittykatbrat No I've not but I hope I'll never need it! But I've got it handy just in case! Lol
Pull the classic "hey whats that over there?" to distract him and then run away with my girlfriend.
He may be strong but he doesn't look like he is very agile. 🙈
Like in hell?
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You see there are these things called guns, they made it so that the biggest person in a fight doesn't necessarily have the advantage
Is he not able to get his arms down by his side? Yes, I'd be terrified by someone with that level of mobility.
How did you get my pics? O. o hahahah I'd beat him up... or at least try to lol
Lol true π
WHAT THE FUCK Hahaha talk about bear mode
Pls ask him to play OL for my 49ers lol
He said no he'd rather play for the Packers!! Lmao
@akadatank44 Yesss! Go pack go! Discount double check bitchezπ
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Hahha yup!!
Panic, call the cops, and take her to the hospital because I think he just broke her arse!!
I would probably scream and yell at him. If he appears threatening (like seriously about to get violent) after that, then pepper-spray/taser him. I have both.
that´s one ugly, doping motherfucker xD you don´t get that kind of muscle imbalance without drugs unless you´re doing like one exercise for decades.
I'd smash my feet up his balls lol, I bet he can't even fight. He definitely can't run wahah
That guy ain't strong and big fake muscles he won't be fast I will easily beat him
Tell him to stop; if he doesn't listen, I'll gesture to my.44 magnum. He'll back off, then.
Just why? 😂 Please keep him away from me.
What about just the tip?
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@akadatank44 oh my gosh nooooooooo!
@akadatank44 Oh, my lord.
What is my life?
@BelleGirl21 bahahahahah ππππ hold on I need to stop laughing
You life I can't not answer that question. But I can sure tease yoh along the way ππ
@akadatank44 give her a break, I gave her a major tip last night xD a tip so big it changed her life
Bahahahahah ππ ok I will just tonight tho π
Obviously I'd pinch his nipples until he cried.
Lmao π this might well be the best way to deal with him.
Who let a Neanderthal in 2014?
Fuckin gross
Uh, When did you get out of your coma its 2016
I tried to be funny but meh wasn't that funny I guess
Nobody can slap my girls but, even hulk.
He would legitimately smash me if he tried
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