What is the most useless thing you know how to do?

[Evelynrosee]

Did anyone ever have to learn how to play the recorder in elementary school? That was so useless...

[TragedyAndHope98]

Basically everything they "teach" us in public school is useless. Thanks to public school, I know how to drop an egg off of a roof-top without it breaking. That's a skill that's sure to serve me well in the future.

[meatballs21]

Oh god, the horrible screech of the recorder.

That might well be the most useless thing I know, I can't think of anything else since I will have forgotten how to do it due to its uselessness!

[JoyGirl]

I had to learn how to play the recorder in primary school, too. I haven't used that skill, since... lol

[Chica_]

Lick my nose
Make a younger flower
Put my toe at an obtuse angle. *facepalms*

[Chica_]

Tongue **

[Evelynrosee]

😂 sounds great

[Chica_]

Are u seriously me right now? 😂😂 and u?

[Octavius]

YES! The fucking recorder. 5th grade. It was sooo stupid and pointless. Like at least have kids learn an instrument that is useful like piano saxophone or guitar if you're going to force them to practice an instrument.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

What i thought was pretty useless in our schools, is having a
Physical education teacher with no degree in Health class
teach us Health class and what he taught us was pretty well
useless to me and crazy stuff that made no sense.

[Msuhayb97]

Went to a good elementary school then.. Mine never taught shit except the fox and sheep stories!😂 Utter garbage.

[chatch_99]

I'm extraordinarily good at backing my car into a parking space

[jjmorgan02]

I can fill up a glass of soda perfectly without overflowing every time

[Evelynrosee]

Psh, that isn't useless.

[jjmorgan02]

It's certainly not as helpful as being good at building things or creating things lol

[Evelynrosee]

True true.

[mrmeseeks]

the most useless thing I know how to do is how to edit a video and use the hot keys to do it

[xeeshaun]

never learnt that in school. rather learned how to operate typewriter and that was. tottally. not. useless

[killermonkey152]

advanced math, it's a lie you'll need it in later life

[TomBradysJersey]

Yeah I had to learn it too. I know how to get rejected that's pretty useless.

[oldoldold]

actually world class recorder players make 100000+ a yeR

[dolemite68]

yes, in 3rd grade we all had to learn how to play the recorder at my school haha

[Lithium65]

rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock. making a dollar bill ring.

[wrish09]

Well I learnt how to read...

[LastNightmare]

I learned how to use floppy disk

[ReaLisM]

write in cursive lol I don't even use it!!

[uisuww28272]

Yea I know right lol wanna message

[TripleAce]

Fart on command...

[ccal28]

solve for x...

[Arya_Christ]

talk shit..