Am I the patriarch of a wealthy, eccentric, gothic family? Then we can engage in all sorts of wacky hijinks. But if I’m a murderer, then the hand used to belong to my victims, stalking me to claim vengeance. I learn the hard way that it’s really a ghost, only I can see it, and everyone thinks I’m losing my mind. In the end, there is nothing to stop it from strangling me to death and disappearing, with everyone believing I committed suicide out of guilt for my crimes. (The latter is a reference to an old horror film from the 1940s: The Beast With Five Fingers.)
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Would ask it to get me a beer, wonderful pet.. hopefully!
Unless it has a mop and a bucket of pinesol I'm gonna get a huge book and beat it till it no longer moves, then bury it in the cemetery next to my house. Yea we've got a cemetery on the property well two actually but I'm not messin with the Indian burial ground.
I'd be like thinking it would be some sorta animal, so I just get a shoe and 'SPLAT' HAHA. I dont need a disembodied hand crawling around my apartment. Unless it helps with cleaning, cooking.
I would shake hands with the Thing 😂😂😂🤣
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Just stare in shock then just go about my day like normal
Oh fuck yes! Well first I'd think over if id taken psychoactive mushrooms or LSD and forgotten somehow ha, if not i would try to catch it make friends with it, if it was aggressive I'd keep it still but likely in a cage ha
Lmfao 😂 take it to my bed right @rockrewls funny we were talking about this haha
*secret handshake*
Yea so Ima just back my ass out the house nice and slowly... close the damn door... and run... just run.. where I really dont even know...
Wallmaster?
Happens all the time. It's the rare occasion I use tupperware
Fist bump and say hey dude where are the others?😂😂
I go What The Fuck & try waving at it eventually but with a finger, so it wouldn't lose 'footing' while waving back.
Think it’s a dream.
Think someone is pranking me.
Freak out and run away?LOL oh FUCK THAT
I'M BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN
PUT THE HAND IN THE OVEN AND BAKE THAT SHITI would head for the recliner to get away from the hand.
I would ask it to bring Morticia along. She is HOT!
Get a chainsaw.
A) enjoy the dream I'm having
B) think "it's about time those meds kicked in"
C) I get out my floor piano and see if it can play*looks down at crawling hand* "Hey, little buddy. Are you lost?"
yeesh, spiders are bad enough - that might actually make me scream
Wait for it to approach and then smash it with my shoe.
Ahh I would start following around it, yo what are you
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