You walk around in your residence one day when suddenly you see a disembodied hand just crawling around on your floor. What do you do?

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Like Thing from Addams Family

Silent_Bob · Accepted Answer

Am I the patriarch of a wealthy, eccentric, gothic family? Then we can engage in all sorts of wacky hijinks. But if I’m a murderer, then the hand used to belong to my victims, stalking me to claim vengeance. I learn the hard way that it’s really a ghost, only I can see it, and everyone thinks I’m losing my mind. In the end, there is nothing to stop it from strangling me to death and disappearing, with everyone believing I committed suicide out of guilt for my crimes. (The latter is a reference to an old horror film from the 1940s: The Beast With Five Fingers.)

just_tired · Accepted Answer

Would ask it to get me a beer, wonderful pet.. hopefully!

Jaye234 · Accepted Answer

Unless it has a mop and a bucket of pinesol I'm gonna get a huge book and beat it till it no longer moves, then bury it in the cemetery next to my house. Yea we've got a cemetery on the property well two actually but I'm not messin with the Indian burial ground.

Crazyylauraax · Accepted Answer

I'd be like thinking it would be some sorta animal, so I just get a shoe and 'SPLAT' HAHA. I dont need a disembodied hand crawling around my apartment. Unless it helps with cleaning, cooking.

ChocoLada · Accepted Answer

I would shake hands with the Thing 😂😂😂🤣

ittybittyninjapanda · Answer

Just stare in shock then just go about my day like normal

Dreku · Answer

Oh fuck yes! Well first I'd think over if id taken psychoactive mushrooms or LSD and forgotten somehow ha, if not i would try to catch it make friends with it, if it was aggressive I'd keep it still but likely in a cage ha

Flower-petal · Answer

Lmfao 😂 take it to my bed right @rockrewls funny we were talking about this haha

mooky06 · Answer

*secret handshake*

lionesslady · Answer

Yea so Ima just back my ass out the house nice and slowly... close the damn door... and run... just run.. where I really dont even know...

tangerinefan1050 · Answer

Wallmaster?

BipBipLeddus · Answer

Happens all the time. It's the rare occasion I use tupperware

mjbelle · Answer

Fist bump and say hey dude where are the others?😂😂

Mexicoman101 · Answer

I go What The Fuck & try waving at it eventually but with a finger, so it wouldn't lose 'footing' while waving back.

ShutMouth · Answer

Think it’s a dream. Think someone is pranking me. Freak out and run away?

Máiiréad · Answer

LOL oh FUCK THAT I'M BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN PUT THE HAND IN THE OVEN AND BAKE THAT SHIT

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I would head for the recliner to get away from the hand.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I would ask it to bring Morticia along. She is HOT!

Wwwyzzerdd · Answer

Get a chainsaw.

loveslongnails · Answer

A) enjoy the dream I'm having B) think "it's about time those meds kicked in" C) I get out my floor piano and see if it can play

beebella · Answer

*looks down at crawling hand* "Hey, little buddy. Are you lost?"

ChromAzonyx108 · Answer

yeesh, spiders are bad enough - that might actually make me scream

Ramsey99Apeman · Answer

Wait for it to approach and then smash it with my shoe.

rahul_24 · Answer

Ahh I would start following around it, yo what are you

NiqueNique16 · Answer

Ooo lol well I would probably freeze in fear and scream. I wouldn't know what to do hahaa

JimRSmith · Answer

I've got a special box for stuff like that...

WalterBlack · Answer

Try to wake up from the nightmare.

g_peresilva · Answer

Scream, would probably faint too

bubble_tea · Answer

Scream and attack with a book.

Chrysis · Answer

Throw something heavy on it & call the cops, lol.

TGFH-Satan · Answer

I grab my revolver and shoot it.

CubsterShura · Answer

I'll call dad.

BrandonWoess · Answer

Is that the Muddy Hand from Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

TacosRAwesome · Answer

Hope its friendly and not murderous or pervy.

monkeynutts · Answer

Cracked open a can of whipass!

Juxtapose · Answer

Wonder who laced my drink lol.

Deathraider · Answer

Keep it in a cage and name it.

Decentguy · Answer

i would tell that hand to give me a handjob

Laggy · Answer

Knife, pin it down, record it, call cops

Djaay · Answer

Stick it on my dick and file for divorce...

jakeofalltrades · Answer

if it was thing nothing, he is cool.

killer4212 · Answer

Get a baseball bat and have some fun

dragonfly6516 · Answer

Freak out.

ovoxo_ · Answer

Blow it to pieces with my shotgun

vishna · Answer

throw it in the oven

RichardBandit · Answer

If it's a female hand ask for a hand job.

DamnMan · Answer

Kill it with fire.

panders · Answer

kick a goal

LegateLanius · Answer

Sodium Hydroxide

mrirkre4y4u · Answer

Nice one mooky

135711 · Answer

Worry

Krumpir · Answer

Offer low five?

IanSpider · Answer

Faint.

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