What's your best roses are red poem?

[Anonymous]

Inspired by my pal, the always happy and upbeat @NovissimumVirorum

Updates

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Hmm 🤔 let's be a little naughty

[zclownz]

Not all roses are red not all violets are blue not all dicks are big but if you suck on mine and I'll come for you

[Asker]

Oh dear

[Demos2r]

Roses are red,
My balls are blue,
You're too far away,
So I can't fuck you 😎
@Kandy-Kane

[Asker]

Lmfao love it

[Demos2r]

I thought you would. Too bad you can't be lovin me too lmao

[Asker]

Lol 😘

[hasrett]

Roses are red.
the ocean is deep
I have to freaking study
But I want to go to sleep.

😭😭

[Asker]

Lol 😂

[hasrett]

Thank you. 😁

[Asker]

You're welcome 😘

[Hapinus]

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[Asker]

OMG lmfao

[ultimega]

Lawd 😂😂😂

[Hapinus]

merci

[Asker]

Welcomeeeeeee

[omgjassy]

i.pinimg.com/.../...y-poems-funny-relationship.jpg

[Asker]

Lmao

[LegateLanius]

the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

[Asker]

LMFAO

[PhilBurt]

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[Asker]

Lololololo

[PhilBurt]

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[PhilBurt]

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[PhilBurt]

Screw giphy!
I'm using imagur from now on! LOL

[PhilBurt]

https://i.imgur.com/2cxt9rx.gif

[Asker]

Lmfao

[PhilBurt]

Was that naughty enough?

[Asker]

Ummmm

[PhilBurt]

Ask and ye shall receive...

[Asker]

Oh... In that case I'll take 5 thousand dollars 😀

[PhilBurt]

I'll get right on it.
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[Asker]

Haha I wish 😂

[PhilBurt]

Hopefully, Cindy Campbell won't find out.

[Asker]

Lmfao I was confused at first. Those sammiches made me hungry lol

[PhilBurt]

Me too! I'm fixin' to make me one.

[Natalie11299]

Roses are red,
Here’s something new:
Violets are violet
Not fucking blue

[Asker]

Ha!! 😁

[ultimega]

Roses are red
My skin is frying
This sun is too hot
and my ass is dying.

Or one more your style:
*Ahem*

Roses are red
The hulk is green
I'd totally smash ya
If you get what I mean

^_^

[Asker]

Lmao YES lol

[ultimega]

😘😘

[Asker]

😘😘😘

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Kandy Kane is Sweet
And I know It too!!! <3

[Asker]

Awwwww 😘😘😘

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

You're Welcome Hunnie :)

[Pink2000]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Did you know that I love you 😊

[Asker]

That's a sweet one

[Pink2000]

Indeed. I can be sweet at times.

[SarahVanRensburg]

Roses are red, the grass is green, I want you in my bed if you know what I mean.

[Asker]

Lmao

[ScaryCool]

"Roses are Red,
Violets are blue.
Pornhub is down,
your mom's facebook will do."

[Asker]

Ooohhh lol

[Prankster13]

From What About Bob:

[Asker]

Lol one of my favorite movies

[Prankster13]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I can't remember how this part actually went,
Can you?

(Seriously what is the original? ? ?)

[Asker]

He was in the mental hospital and they let him go

[Prankster13]

Ya I know. But I mean what's the original roses are red violets are blue poem? I can't remember it...

[Asker]

Oh lol I don't know

[Prankster13]

I googled it:

"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
And so are you."

[Asker]

Ah ok

[ThePundertaker]

Roses are red roses are red
Gag is fun
Let’s watch Tom Sizemore as his insignificant life comes undone

[Asker]

Lmao

[Hapinus]

Babe did you write this?

[ThePundertaker]

@Hapinus yes...

[Hapinus]

Im dating a poetic genius 😚😚

[ThePundertaker]

@Hapinus Oscar Wilde has nothing on me

[LegateLanius]

Except a nutty hairdo that looks like he got blowback from a jet engine before jet engines existed

[ThePundertaker]

@LegateLanius exactly

[NovissimumVirorum]

Roses are black
I have a knife
I’m tempted to use it
Because I hate my life

[Asker]

Such a happy camper lol

[NovissimumVirorum]

@Hapinus

[Hapinus]

Put down the knife novi

[NovissimumVirorum]

@Hapinus
The roses are dead
I have no hope
Now excuse me while I tie this rope

[NovissimumVirorum]

Roses are read
The Earth is for the meek
I’ve lost all hope
The outcome looks bleak

[NovissimumVirorum]

Roses are red
Crab is cancer
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[Asker]

Good lord lol

[NovissimumVirorum]

Roses are red
@Hapinus is a Jew
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[Hapinus]

😔😔😔

[NovissimumVirorum]

@Hapinus
Roses are red
20 sides has a rhombicosidodecahedron
Admit it
You would be happier if I were gone

[Hapinus]

I would be happier if you stopped wanting to commit suicide 😕

[NovissimumVirorum]

@Hapinus
Roses are red
Death is forever
My answer to you is never

[NovissimumVirorum]

Roses are red
I like contrarianism
and Calvin’s idea
of Infralapsarianism

[Asker]

I have no idea what that is but STFU lmfao

[NovissimumVirorum]

No..

[NovissimumVirorum]

Roses are red
Trump is dour
@Kandy-Kane when will you try a Roman shower?

[Asker]

Nevahhhh lol

[NovissimumVirorum]

@ThePundertaker
Roses are red
Grass is greener
@Kandy-Kane wants to play
with Ron Jeremy’s wiener

[Asker]

Lmfao maybe

[ThePundertaker]

Oooooo
Is that true @Kandy-Kane? 🐼

[Philyouup]

Nipple0s are lovely , pussy is pink, Now i have a finger, to put in the stink..

[Asker]

Ewwwww lmao

[Philyouup]

:) you dont like that?

[Asker]

It's funny

[TonyRyanAgain]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Where the fuck are you;
And why are you not in my bed?

[Asker]

Lol I love it!!! Why aren't you in my bed lol

[TonyRyanAgain]

Lmao. I'm a poet. 🎩

[Asker]

Damn straight 🏆

[jdrrichmond]

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls, Kandy I blame you.

[Asker]

Hahahaha!!! 🔵🔵

[jdrrichmond]

😘😘😘

[Asker]

😘😘😘

[cjs31380]

Roses are red violets are blue my dick is hard for you

[Asker]

Oh lordy

[cjs31380]

Roses are red grass is greener I think of you I touch my weiner

[Asker]

Lol 😂😂😂

[cjs31380]

Roses are red
Watches are gold
Now get on your knees and do what you're told

[NightOwl8801]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The bathroom smells like sh*t
Please pass the fabreeze

[Asker]

Lol okay

[NightOwl8801]

Just a random one

[Prince00001]

Roses are red, violets are blue, Imma empty my balls, all over you

[Asker]

Ewwwww lmao

[Prince00001]

You said naughty

[Asker]

I know lol it's fine

[Prince00001]

Whats your favorite

[Asker]

Of what? Poems so far?

[Prince00001]

Yeah or ones you heard IRL

[Asker]

The ones from @Demos2r @GoodGuyBreakingBad
@larswisner

[Prince00001]

Roses are red violets are blue I beat my meat while thinking of you

[Asker]

Lol and that one 😂

[Prince00001]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Hey guess what?
The second line isn't true

[Prince00001]

Roses are red
Leather is Black
I like BDSM
And hit it from the back

[MisterSir]

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm @MisterSir
thank you

[Asker]

Love it

[MisterSir]

thank you for loving it

[Asker]

Welcomeeeeeee 😘

[JosyJosy]

If roses are red,
And violets are blue,
what color is violet?

[larswisner]

roses are red
but grasses are greener
when i see you
i play with my wiener

[Decentguy]

Roses are red and violets are blue, Transfer your money into my bank account, because hu hu hu.

[tartaarsaus]

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I have to go to the bathroom

[FrenchyRomain]

Roses are Red
And all Violets are blue
Shit that's a haiku

[Mikayla03]

Roses are red, violets are blue God made people beautiful what the hell happen to you.

[CT_CD]

I don't have one

[Asker]

Thank you for not having one

[CT_CD]

Welcome

[NovissimumVirorum]

Roses are red
Yellow is the sun
We’re all upset
Because @CT_CD doesn’t have one

[Asker]

@NovissimumVirorum lol he's probably busy lately

[CT_CD]

@NovissimumVirorum Thank you

[NovissimumVirorum]

You’re welcome

[Revolver_]

I'm asexual

[Asker]

That's beautiful

[Revolver_]

Thank you

[Asker]

You're welcome 😘

[GayHowellMeme]

Roses are red
Violers are blue