Finish the rhyme: Roses are red?

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Roses are yellow
Voilets aren't handy
Blue is inferior
To pink Cotton Candy

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Pink2000 Follow
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Roses are red, violets are blue
That's what they say, but it just isn't true!
Roses are red, and apples are too
But violets are violet, violets aren't blue!
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink, what does it mean?
To say something's blue when it isn't, defiles it
But oh, what the hell, it's hard to rhyme violet :)

I can't remember where I got this.

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Well I got a note on my car from these guys I saw on the highway, and they found my car bc we both ended up at the mall, and they parked next to us. the note said:
Roses are dead
Violets are too
Funny thing is
we parked next to you too

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Wait... No they aren't! Who's been painting my roses red?

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Condoms are blue, AIDS come easy so watch who you screw!

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- BelleGirl21
  
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  Very sound advice! :)
  
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- JamielovesKU
  
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  I had to do this valentines card for french class and tried to write it in french but got like a 75 on it, cause I wrote it wrong. Teacher still corrected it tho ^.^
  
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Roses are red
This part is true
But violets are violet
Not fucking blue

I heard that a long time ago but here, let me be original.

Roses are red
Mushrooms are brown
You must be an iceberg
Because this ship wants to go down ;D

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- JustinTheGreat
  
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  OMG I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR COMING UP WITH THIS LMAO
  
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Rahdle Follow
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Roses are red,
Tractors are green,
Come ride on my tractor,
You know what I mean

Haha sounds a lot dirtier than I originally intended

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- Genie23
  
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  Lol!
  
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- Rahdle
  
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  For the record, I just really like riding in my tractor. And It's Especially fun with somebody else
  
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- DisastrousQu33n
  
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  My mind is exploding
  
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- Rahdle
  
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  Haha why is your mind exploding? Sounds painful
  
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Roses are red
and cost lots of money
but they're just the thing
to send to my honey!

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck this poem
Listen to Slayer

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- Genie23
  
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  Omg! Hahahaha! GRUMPY CAT!!!
  
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- ihatethiswebsite
  
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  It was the perfect one for this question too @Genie23 :p
  
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- Genie23
  
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  Lol! Mr. Perfect 😒
  
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- BelleGirl21
  
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  Ha ha ha ha ha!
  
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- zombiebabe
  
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  LMAO
  
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SatanClaus Follow
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No pun intended

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- BelleGirl21
  
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  Rofl! 😂
  
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- zombiebabe
  
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  LOL!
  
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vjreejr Follow
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When I was in the 6th grade, a friend wrote in my autograph book:

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.

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Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
They think thoughts.
They think few.

Roses are dripping.
Roses are confused.
They stumble for pennies.
For harping views.

Roses are awake.
Roses are debased.
They open for suns.
As dreams frequent dust.

Roses are today.
Roses are not today.
They falter in moments.
They await reviews.

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Violets are blue
Omaewa mo shinderu

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Roses are red, violets aren't blue.
You are fifteen, I can't finish this to you.

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Roses are red
Makaveli's "dead"
didn't morn
cause I was a newborn being bottle fed

I was actually like three when Tupac "died" but the point is I was young :)

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Dandilions are yellow
I fucked up this on purpose
So I could say jello!

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- BelleGirl21
  
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  Lol jellloooooo!
  
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RainbowFanGirl Follow
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Roses are red

Violets are cheaper

If I leave silent voicemails

Please don't call me a creeper.

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@bubble_tea

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- bubble_tea
  
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  ah thanks. those sloth jokes... why are they so lazy with the rhymes?
  
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I_am_repulsive Follow
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Roses are red,
Not interested in you
I'll see you in hell
I hope she comes too.

or

Roses are red
Violets are blue
How'd I get so lucky
To have you

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sid312 Follow
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I got a better one. What do u tell a girl with 2 black eyes? Nothing u already told her twice!

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Roses are red
Money is green
That's why I bled
With you to be seen

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BACON! BACON!
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- SatanClaus
  
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  Dang, it sounds tasty hahaaa
  
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- cl_517
  
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  aha I know!! :D
  
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Roses r red
Violets r blue
When gay guys r lonely
They all run to u
Lol i told that to my friend nd he got mad but i think gay guys r awesome theyre hecka funny lol

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IAmMellow Follow
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't like rhyming
So I'm not going too

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cool blasters are cool

see my zerty zerts?

have a piece too.

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- WhiteSteve
  
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  Fry me up some Future Birds, over-easy!😂
  
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- BertMacklinFBI
  
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  @WhiteSteve someone gets it! hahaa
  
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- WhiteSteve
  
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  Hells yeah, brush. "I call noodles 'long-ass rice'."
  
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For a change.. Blood is red , Cyanosis is blue,, i get tachycardia whenever i see you... :) ;)

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