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It's... RAW! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

You gotta realize I'm not Chris Pratt.

This is the End

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“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”

"I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine."

What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence - Hitchen's Razor

Ain't nothing to it, but to do it.

You're the best, around.

Tell me, what has your pride cost you?

Wanda I think you hurt Vision's feelings.

So a girl asked if she could get any tips on how to improve her mile time. I told her to run faster. She called me a dick.

"Shut the fuck up! You know nothing of the situation you dumbfuck!"

First you have to give up. First you have to know, not fear, know, that one day you are going to die.

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Say auf wiedersehen to your nazi balls

You have to consider the possibility that god does not like you. Never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. It's not the worst thing that could happen.

Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.

All it takes is one bad day to turn the sanest man alive to lunacy.

And I try. Oh my god do I try!



The comments on pornhub are just as funny as youtube.

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