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Me firing the Margherita
Me firing the Margherita

So I chewed out my little brother the other day and even though I meant everything I said, I said it out of anger and not because I picked the right time and way to say it. It was bad, like if I didn't fix it right now he might have self esteem issues bad.

So I'm like fuck it let's go to outback! He loves steaks. That already got him on the same page.

The whole night I'm messing around with the waitress and the bartender. I came up with this whole thing about how the green tea shots were stronger than the Margheritas and it was some kind of conspiracy to play the varience at my waitresses expense.

But my marg was disgusting. I said tell the manager this Margherita is fired!

$200 later, I show her the end of the steak and I'm like

Look at what the kitchen calls medium rare

S-sorry-

It's not your fault, tell the manager the steak is fired!

And now she looks like she can't decide if I'm trying to rip the store off so I showed her the perfectly cooked middle. And we all had a laugh. She did that thing where she put her hand on the table suspicuIously close to mine.

Oh, and then she asks how I wanna pay and I told her with the phone

She's like OK, whats your phone number? And she said it kinda like we weren't standing in an outback if you get me. Like her face went red mate.

I didn't even look at her I'm like, ehhh it's a pretty big bill, how about I apple pay this time and maybe next time, I'll do it your way.

I left her $40 just in case she couldn't tell we were clowning around the whole time. (We were there for less than an hr)

I'm in the car waiting for my brother who was in the bathroom. He comes running out with a bag full of deserts.

What do you think guys should I go back?

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