Should we change the name of the 'great white shark' to 'the white privileged shark'?

[Anonymous]

Yeah

No

Only if we also change the 'bull shark' to 'the cuckinator'

[SirRexington]

Yes! We need equal outcomes for every shark species! Just because they are bigger, eat more and need to eat bigger things, are scarier, have longer sharper teeth and are one the greatest horror movie villains of all time...

Doesn't mean they deserve the unspoken privileges that come with those things. They systematically rule the ocean without question (except from Killer Whales, fishermen and poisonous chemicals) and undeservingly get to be portrayed as the top predator. What about Tiger Sharks, Bull Sharks or Dog sharks, underrepresented by the media. It's racist and the ocean government should do something to ensure equality in our ocean systems.

Oh I can't forget about the river fish and lake fish, they are the minority and need extra special attention.

[Outofthegrey]

As someone who goes out of his way to piss off people who concern themselves with being politically correct, I say we renamed it the Great Colonizing Shark, or simply Best Shark.

[Asker]

You had me until you reached for 'best'

[Outofthegrey]

Well the tier of awesome does go good, great, best. Can't downgrade it to Good White Shark.

[Asker]

The best shark is obviosly the megalodon.

[Outofthegrey]

Rename it the Magalodon and you've pissed off a lot of people.

[SirRexington]

Magalodon?

Haahab

[SirRexington]

Hahaha! *

I'm done! 😂😂😂😅

[Sixgun77]

Magaladon is the best shark, trust me. It's YUGE!

[Anonymous]

i feel like men are more obsessed with disproving and getting mad about privilege than the women trying to bring attention to it.
y'all are fucking weird.

[Asker]

well not everyone agrees with it and they're entitled to their opinion, especially if they're targeted by a given ideology.

[Opinion Owner]

no, like, to the point of making dumb memes.
it's like it's part of your life to make fun of it instead of just being against it.

[Asker]

I mean I'm not saying I agree with all the memes about it, some of them can come across as hostile in a racist way, but this is just a jok I mean I put in the third option to make it clear that this was just for humor.

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

It hurts a little that you think all men are like this dipshit. If you could see me, you'd notice a little tear in my eye (sniff)

[Asker]

yeah only dipshits disagree with you and your sterling ideology

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

Aw man, ya got me! How am I gonna come back at that zinger? You just won the debate with your wit and charm. Keep up the good work.

[Asker]

You're of your opinion, I'm of mine.

Really what you think is immaterial to my life. I'm just not surprised you're this elitist about people who disagree.

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

Your words humble me. I realize now it is elitist to criticize people who use sharks to make hyperbolic statements about contemporary cultural issues. It's totally not dumb at all and I'm an asshole for pointing that out. My bad.

[Asker]

Lol its fucking joke dude, really?
There's no bullets, cease with the triggering.

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

SO TRIGGERED I'm shaking. I can't stop. I might need medical attention. You can't do this to a snowflake, dude - we melt! Just don't call me a cuck. I might get so triggered I die.

[Asker]

I don't call people cucks, that's juvenile, but you are very upset or at least animated about a joke in a way that evokes the word triggered more than anything.

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

Honestly I'm just bored and being triggered is entertaining. I'm actually foaming at the mouth right now

[Asker]

We've all been there.

[name_is_eric]

Get out of here.

We should rename it "white supremacy shark."

[ovoxo_]

Yes we should in order to keep them in check and remind them of their privilege over other fish in the ocean because by their size and teeth.

[geminiboner]

No this whole white privilege shit is getting fucking annoying.

[EmmaMary]

For what purpose would that serve?

[Asker]

To knock it down a few pegs

[Sixgun77]

Keep them from getting ideas above their toothy station.

[geminiboner]

It's so lame

[Joshy651]

Its a shark. Whats the point of changing its name?

[LegateLanius]

No. It knows not it's name.

[geminiboner]

😆😆😆😆😉😆

[Sixgun77]

Obviously ther 3rd option is the only fair one.

[marilynmansonssextoy]

haha, yeah

[Pineapple_Boy]

That's so funny 😂😂

[Iamagoodguy]

Yes for the lolz