If your genitals could talk right now, what would they say?

[Toad-1]

question inspired by family guy

[ChronicThinker]

"It's almost Friday bitch, we gotta shave," - Vageena
"Bitch, I just shaved you three days ago," - Me
"That was three days ago, hoe," - Vageena
"Oh, for fuck sakes, fine," - Me
"Shuddup you redheaded tit," - Vageena
"FUCK YOU CUNT!" - Me
"THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'!" - Vageena

[CarpetDenim]

Just three days rip, how do you shave so often without cutting the fuck out of yourself?

[Wonderer89]

“Told you, should have worn underwear to this appointment”
Another lesson learned for running late again 😞

[Toad-1]

doesn't sound so bad to me ;)

[Wonderer89]

Didn’t seem so bad to the obstetrician either 😂 lucky he had a sense of humour

[monkeynutts]

One ball would tell the other ball to move over your cramping my style, and then an argument would arise over the equal division of space in the bag. The cock would tell them both to shut the fuck up or I'll crack a fat and blow both your guts out, like a Cannon at a military tattoo. .

[Jjpayne]

Thanks for riding that dam roller coaster

[Jjpayne]

Thanks for the MHG!!

[BellaIsQueen]

When U gonna clean them cobwebs? ;_;

[Toad-1]

yeah better get on that! :P

[BellaIsQueen]

Soon 😋😁

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I knew you Indian girls were dirty

[BellaIsQueen]

@ZeussLightningBolt lol? I don't think you got what I meant

[Toad-1]

he means take a shower... with me ;)

[BellaIsQueen]

Anytime, Toady. 😍

[Toad-1]

ill help you clean all your special areas ;)

[BellaIsQueen]

Please do. I'll hand you the soap. 🌈🌠

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Can I join?

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Oh. LOL. I just got what you meant

[BellaIsQueen]

@ZeussLightningBolt sure hope in to join us 💃

[binarybabe001]

My vagina only sings and the songs that are sung are as follows, when happy it sings all of the set list from bon jovi' s "slippery when wet" album and whitesnake's"slide it in" and when aunt flow comes to town, it sings Slayer's"Reign in Blood" or it's only one very tragic continuous loop of Alice Cooper's ballad " only women bleed"

[Crashtest]

"Quit bein such a pussy, pussy"
"Bitch would you please admit you're a size medium?"
"Im suffocating you hoe"

Just jeers probably lol

[Izumiblu]

https://youtu.be/gjvps9f_KLI

[Topaz171]

“ it’s seriously time to knock the dust off me sis”

[FlyingSpatula]

"Holy shit, where's this sun thing i keep hearing about?"

[LovingZombi]

"shut up pussy" private parts

they would not stop mocking me

[Anon_af]

My genitals would say, “feed me to the Devon Rex. She’s looking hungry.”

[DakotaNorth]

We're leaving we're leaving. Why you'd want a vagina instead of us we will never understand.

[LoneWolf23]

I know your ugly but come on eventually a woman might want you 😔

[Slim57]

It's been so long since we've seen the opposite sex

[JellyDonutguy96]

this

[vishna]

"What are you, a nun?" *cries thirsty*

[CarpetDenim]

They would say something

[ThisDudeHere]

"When will I actually get to do something?"

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Why you keep self examining me?

[SirRexington]

"when am I going to be inside a vagina?"

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Your hand isn't doing it anymore

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I'm hungry. Feed me!

[fenixx0083]

(((let us out of here!!)))

[Kunty_Mc_Kunt]

stop sticking me into your cat

[roody]

please kill me

[Hapinus]

Cum at me bro

[rapfan107]

😂😂such dirty mind at such a young age

[DracoMeteor]

I am coming at you😚

[ChocoLada]

No comment :P

[MARIA904]

I hate you.

[Kandy-Kane]

Feeeeed meeee

[awanti95]

I want to eat 🍌

[LegateLanius]

Stop smacking me.

[dandee55]

I gotta pee.

[TheDreamRunner]

No idea

[rapfan107]

Feed me some

[jon28805]

I need some action.