Can you butter my croissant?

[blubblubblub]

*gets out buttering knife*

*gets out buttering knife*

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ok i saw this as a title to a vine compilation i was just watching but then i just urban dictionaried thanks to @OfDeath and nO thats not what i meant im speaking of a literal croissant

[Littlemajere]

I would butter your croissant but id have to get to know you better. Lmfao i am an innocent virgin boy 😂

[blubblubblub]

*pat pat*

[Littlemajere]

😊😊😊

[MrKinktastic]

Ill toast your bagel and batter your tempura.

[blubblubblub]

but i want my croissant buttered

[MrKinktastic]

Then get a butter knife 🤣

[PixiSophie]

Sounds like a sexual innuendo 😉

[blubblubblub]

sjhdbchdfbhfd i realized, i meant a literal croissant though. would u butter it?

[PixiSophie]

Well in that case I like them with butter and jam

[qxeenrrose]

I’d be honored to lad

[blubblubblub]

thank you o' fair lass

[Jjpayne]

I sorry I butter my biscuits, not my croissants :( and besides, I am too old to butter your croissant :)

[dr1fter]

Don't croissants already have butter in them🤔 I just put on the jam and forgo the extra butter🤷‍♂️

[blubblubblub]

they are like 98% butter lel. yes buttering a croissant is odd, but jamming a croissant is odder. its not toast oml

[dr1fter]

Well, as a European living in a francophone region, I must inform you that it is very common to jam a croissant😛

[xTom98]

I dont put butter on my croissant, so why would I put some on yours?

[blubblubblub]

you have a fair point

[OfDeath]

If by butter and croissant you mean a certain something else then yes.

[blubblubblub]

I DID NOT

[OfDeath]

Shame.

[CT_CD]

*gets out buttering knife*

[blubblubblub]

thank you!

[CT_CD]

Y o u ' r e
W e l c o m e

[Anonymous]

I most certainly can...

[Opinion Owner]

"literal croissant"? RIIIIIGGGHHHHTTT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[blubblubblub]

I AM DEAD SERIOUS, I SAW IT AS A TITLE TO A VINE COMPILATION AND ASKED IT AS A QUESTION HOW DOES CROISSANT EVEN SYMBOLISE A BUTT

[Opinion Owner]

Because butt get "buttered" ALL THE TIME!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[blubblubblub]

welp now it looks like i intended for it to be an innuendo

[Opinion Owner]

Now if you took advanced yoga, you MIGHT be able to "butter" your own "croissant"!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SirRexington]

No. I don't like croissants.

[blubblubblub]

who doesn't like croissants

[SirRexington]

Me? I just said that.

[blubblubblub]

that's strange, you're odd

[SirRexington]

Yes I am. Though I think you are coming to the conclusion for the wrong reasons.

[blubblubblub]

i have all the best reasons

[LegateLanius]

Lmao, yeah

[blubblubblub]

thank youss

[nailu]

absolutely Darling. Age is just a number

[blubblubblub]

prison is just a room

[Littlemajere]

Lmfao

[nailu]

😴😴

[Iamagoodguy]

Yes they cook better

[Skali9119Liska]

Nope 🙂

[blubblubblub]

nope

[Skali9119Liska]

Nope

[BronzedAdonis]

do it yourself

[blubblubblub]

thats not an option

[BronzedAdonis]

yes it is

[blubblubblub]

i dont fink so

[BronzedAdonis]

you're incorrect

[blubblubblub]

that's incorrect, i am correct

[BronzedAdonis]

no..