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It was the summer of 2012. I was a 16 year old boy who was on vacation. My mom, sister and I went to the beach in Maine. While there, we wore our bathing suits. After spending the day in the water, it was like 4:00PM. There was a small changing room, as it was basically the size of a port-a-potty. My mom was walking with my sister together ice cream as they were both changed. So I stayed behind and decided to get changed. I knocked on the door of the changing room, and since no one answered, I opened it and went in. I locked the door, and began to remove my bathing suit. Being I was soaked, it took a little longer than usual. I had a towel, but there was a ton of seaweed on my junk, so I knew that since I was in a private place, I could take care of that. I dried myself, and put the towel down. I began to take everything off, and then I heard a faint knock. Being there were 2 doors, I wasn't too concerned, but I said "occupied". Then I heard the door creak. I said "someone's here!" But the door still opened. Then, I saw a cute girl, about 15, standing at the door. She was looking at her mom, who was walking away. then in a split second, she stepped up as if coming into the changing room, but I said "occupied!" Again. She swung her hand forward, and touched my dick lightly. She immediately jumped back and her eyes went straight to my junk. She sort of smiled but was clearly embarrassed, especially since she touched it. She looked me in the eyes and said "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to." Then she closed the door, and she said "I have 2 brothers, so I'm used to seeing that. It's okay, I won't tell. I'm sorry." Then she sort of giggled. I finished changing, and I saw her again. She looked at me and smiled, but blushed. When we walked by each other, she said "I'm sorry" again. I'll always remember that.
My most embarrassing moment that really made me blush. When I was in university I was dating this girl, we use to make out at one particular place near her dorm, and I would always wear a long pull over in case I got, lets say, excited to be around her, anyway one heavy make out session a number of her flats mates walked passed while we where getting up and the long pull over did its job and hide a very obvious erection, then, for some weird reason, can't remember exactly why, I landed up lifting my hands way above my head, which in turn pulled the pullover up exposing my erection to about 10 girls. there was a moment silence and then one girl said that I was obviously HAPPY to see them, and the others started to laugh.
If the world could have swallowed me whole.
Typing this reminded me of another very embarrassing moment, and I think being embarrassed by your parents has to be the worst!.
I was spending the weekend and my parents house with my girlfriend at the time, and in the morning, my mom called out to us that they were going for a walk and would be back in about half and hour. I winked at my girlfriend and we preceded to have sex, as we were in new surroundings we decided to be extra noisy about it, so there was a lot of hooting and hollering going on. and we didn't notice my mom and dad coming back from the walk. just about the time were where going to orgasm my mom started to bang tin bowls together in the kitchen to make a noise so that we would get the hint that they where home. eeeeekkk. It took me about 4 hours to get the courage to show my face.
Okay so one time, I'm at the park with four of my friends, two girls, two guys. It was late, and we were sitting at the tables, having a good time.They were smoking pot and one of the guys, Ger, said, "Are you gonna smoke with us this time, or what?" And I'm like "Nahh, I don't want to smell like that sh*t." But he's so determined for me to get high with him he blows the smoke in my face. I tell him to leave me alone but he's not listening and keeps doing it. So I get up and he runs to another table but I just follow him and then I throw a punch thinking damn this is going to feel so good. But instead, not only do I miss him, but I trip over his shoe and land horribly positioned on the concrete at his feet, going down with a squeak. Everybody was high so this was THE most funniest thing in the world to them, but instead I just sat back down on the table hoping to die soon, and picking a pebble that had gotten lodged into my palm. Not as funny as everybody else's stories, but I still wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
I have one... not nearly as nice as any of them here...
I had a museum studies class where I hung out with these two guy friends. I had just purchased a new down vest and decided to wear it over a low-cut shirt since it was the only thing I really had that was clean.
I'm rather topheavy, and the vest wouldn't quite fit over my chest, but still, I managed to squeeze it in there so I wasn't showing anything unneccesary.
halfway through class, something kinda funny happened, so I leaned back in my chair laughing and put my arms above my head just as both my guy friends were looking at me. the shift in movement caused the zipper to suddenly slide down and my cleavage to fall out of the vest.
Both guys just stared at me... for good second... before laughing even harder.
I turned beet red (luckily, it was only cleavage.)
In juniour high my friends were rolling down a hill, I only wanted to watch but they talked me into it. I started rolling and thought it would be funny if I didn't stop straight away, once I tried to stop I couldn't get up! I ended up rolling into the football game and I got hit with the football, I managed to stop once I hit a wall. I was crying and my crush was standing over laughing at me. It felt like he grass was moving up to my face but apparently I was doing push ups on the grass! I vomited everywhere. At least I can laugh about it now lol.
Last year I was in science class and me and my best friend were making moaning noises, just messing about. I took it too far and was like "mmm yeah that's it" we carried this on for a few minutes until I looked around and relaised the WHOLE science class was staring at us.
Alrightie, I was hanging out at work thinking I was alone at the office. I had eaten something that had messed with my internal system. I had the worst gas. Well all of the sudden I let out a huge smelly fart. It was the kind that was long, loud and embarassing. All of the sudden I heard two of my co workers giggling. I cleared my throat and said, "Wow these computer effects are great" They didn't buy it. I was mortified!
I guess it would be hard to buy because of the olfactory effect. ;)
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I got a good one because it's pretty funny now but not at the time it happened.
When my daughter was about 3 years old, we were in a line-up at the grocery store and there was a black lady behind us. I noticed my daughter staring at the lady (rarely a black person where I live) and thought she was just interested in her different skin color. Sure enough, she tugs on my pants leg to ask a question so I turn to her and wait for it. She points at the lady and states in a loud voice "we don't like black people do we daddy". OMG, I nearly passed out right there. I was profusely apologizing to the woman and saying that I don't know where that came from and she certainly didn't hear it at home. She just kept a stern look on her face and I paid for the groceries and scattered from the store.
It turns out that there was a new black child in her daycare and she picked up this statement from some of the older after-school children.
I got a few more but I still laugh about that one.
Hi Becca,
One of the most embarrassing moments for me is when I dove into an indoor pool. As I went in I lost my swimshorts and had to swim around to find them. Once I had located them I had to dive down a bit to retrieve them and then struggled to put them back on in the deep water. As I was doing this, I noticed that I was right below a pool guard chair with a female guard who obviously saw the whole thing and smiled at me. She must have had clear view of my naked ass and genitals. Once I had my shorts back on I got out of the water out of embarrassment and adjusted the shorts correctly.
Well we were in math class reviewing some material and I already knew it well. And I started daydreaming about my crush. And I was dreaming about us kissing and all that kind of stuff. Well I heard the teacher say "Hailey what I the answer to number 5" and I blurted out my cruseh's name for the whole class to hear. And worse yet, my crush sat 2 seats over from me. Omg I wanted to die.
Hahah awww! What did he do? (:
I can only imagine going, "COLE!"
Oh gahh... At least me and my crush don't have any classes together!
when this guy I was dating turned out to be a jurk wen we sumhow broke up and was saying made up crap about me like saying I asked him to finnger me all around school... he's still doing it now. Help?
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