My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?

[stuntbrain]

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I'm supposed to teach children how to behave, so this issue is slightly inconvienient

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The number of serious responses has severely damaged my opinion of humanity

[Samantha2448]

Generally you use all five fingers to wave so your middle finger doesn’t have to go down unless you wave with your fist

[stuntbrain]

Oh ok. Thanks

[witherwing]

Why would you need to lower your middle finger for a wave? Just raise the other fingers. Duh.

[stuntbrain]

The irony of serious responses ending with "duh" are highly entertaining

[witherwing]

Serious? Where?

[stuntbrain]

You've just told me how to wave for God sakes

[stuntbrain]

😂😂😂

[stuntbrain]

The intent here was to stimulate humerous or creative replies.

I sincerely wonder how often you laugh

[Sweatyotterr]

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave

[stuntbrain]

👏 Now follow me and do exactly what you see

[Sweatyotterr]

Don't you wanna grow up to be JUST LIKE ME

[Eryxx]

You can still wave tho.

[stuntbrain]

You're right, except the message would be much different

[aialex]

Cut the finger, and do bleeding fist bump.

Call the blood a prop as you acknowledge them being... another spawn of what probably be an accidental pregnancy

[Liam_Hayden]

Simple. Put the other ones up.

[stuntbrain]

That's genius. You're a lifesaver👍

[Stripes99]

Raise ur other fingers 😂

[stuntbrain]

No thanks. I actually prefer it this way 😂

[Stripes99]

Lol u right

[Gopnik]

raise the other 4 fingers.

[stuntbrain]

No thank you

[_Harley_Quinn_]

Lmfao

[stuntbrain]

I'm happy to see someone find the humor

[_Harley_Quinn_]

It's hilarious😂

[beebella]

You don't.

[stuntbrain]

I find hand gestures to be critical for saying hello and goodbye

[beebella]

Then use your other hand.

[Anonymous]

How may I help you?

[stuntbrain]

Hmmm... How much experience do you have with performing miracles?

[Opinion Owner]

Just once. Would you like to try?

[stuntbrain]

Sure, let's see what you've got

[Opinion Owner]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YJyNoFkud6g

[Opinion Owner]

Follow the instruction, once all your fingers up you can now wave!

[stuntbrain]

You aren't a miracle worker, but thanks anyway