Why is this hippo chasing this man?

Jjpayne

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Caunsos Follow
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The hippo is not chasing a man. It is chasing it's mate.

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JackSmy Follow
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Hippos get horny too!!! :)

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Hurlyburly Follow
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It probably confused him for a female hippo.

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SugarBlossom Follow
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He thinks he is a female hippo.

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NearlyNapping Follow
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What makes you think something's not chasing both of them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk

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- Jjpayne
  
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  THE RABBIT!!! I KNEW IT!!!
  
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JustRollTheDice Follow
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It's not. But if this were real it's because a) got to close to her calfs or b) it's a bull aggressive, also hippos are faster than the average human so that guys in trouble

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reptocarl Follow
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The truth is hippos are considered one of the most dangerous mammals in Africa

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SirRexington Follow
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He's mad that the man is trying to outcompete him for fattest mammal in Africa.

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GoodGuyBreakingBad Follow
Master Age: 58

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The Hippo can't believe what it saw so it's chasing the man.

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Massageman Follow
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PhotoShop or not, the hippo's glad she found someone who finally outweighed her.

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Quidthonian Follow
Guru Age: 47

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He invaded its territory. Hippos are vegetarian and feed at night.

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Whatthefluff Follow
Master Age: 23

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It's a hungry hungry hippo.

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- Jjpayne
  
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  If only you came in last night that would have been MHO :(
  
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- Whatthefluff
  
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  Well I'm fine being a runner up! Thank you
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  That gave me a pretty good laugh
  
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- Whatthefluff
  
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  Haha.
  
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Sevenpointfive Follow
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i recognize that guy from jackass videos.

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ChiPaPa Follow
Guru Age: 35

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That man ate the last cheezy poof.

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Deathraider Follow
Guru Age: 24

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It believes the man is a mate.

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iFarted Follow
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there's only room for 1 hippo there.

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sean1234 Follow
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I'm not amused. Just a stupid question.

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Anonymous
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Because the guy is fat and easy to catch

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Secretgardenblood Follow
Guru Age: 35

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Haha lol

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Nayrr Follow
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Top notch editing

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berwise13 Follow
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Looking for a date.

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