Who wants to clap alien cheeks?

[SPIACENTE]

Screw Area 51, I found aliens here in Europe. Let's go clap them cheeks lads!

[Zerstörer]

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life

[LtJackass]

Roses are red

My faucet leeks

My grandma is dead

I want to fuck an alien

[JonBonBunny]

Swiggity Swooty I'm coming to clap those cheekies

[SPIACENTE]

You had me in the first half, ngl

[OfDeath]

No thanks. I've had the clap enough times

[Anonymous]

I'd rather clap your cheeks, to be honest.

[SPIACENTE]

These cheeks aren't for the clapping

[Opinion Owner]

What a shame...

[bangyourhead]

I'm in.

[SPIACENTE]

See ya there!