Why didn't Goldilocks mix the porridge that was too hot with the porridge that was too cold to make porridge that was just right?

[llorando]

[BCRanger10]

Like Bart Simpson did in that one Treehouse of Horror episode? I don't know. But like the kid said, "this doesn't take a genius."

[llorando]

Yes, in fact that was the inspiration for this question.

[skeetskeetskeet]

Because she was right in the middle of a 459... thats a strike case if she got caught... ain't got time for all that

[Lyrem]

Bc its a kids story and they tryna teach kids something that had nun to do with that u jus said

[OceanMelon]

Cause she was stupid.
If she did that she would have also had more porridge

[Anonymous]

Goldilocks had nothing to do with the 3 bears' porridge temperatures. She was just concerned with not being eaten herself.

[OfDeath]

Cause there was a third bowl that was already just right.

[OliviaZoey]

Cause she didn’t want to

[douride2]

Must have been to busy on her iPhone.

[call_me_scar]

To establish dominance over the soups

[call_me_scar]

Oh and the bowl would spill

[Jamie05rhs]

Because she's a blonde.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Why didn't she let the bears kill her

[legalboxers]

Would of taken too much effort