Ok... I put a lot into this one... lol.. ready?

Xper 5 Age: 45

#8: I am sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes hard, sometimes soft and not only that people love me and if you squeeze me just right then I’ll ooze out a little bit. What am I?

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Paulychicago10 Follow
Yoda Age: 47

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Oh such a dirty mind. I was thinking soap at first. Like body wash, but you can't peel mine. Not really a pun. Bit funny to answer it that way.

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- Jacqp
  
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  Lol... that i do that i do... im irish/italian what do u expect. Lol
  Answer is banana
  
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- Paulychicago10
  
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  I know. Hence the peel. Yeah I get that. Im Italian (mainly), German, French, and Danish
  
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MrCreep Follow
Xper 6 Age: 126

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I can think of a few things like fruit or treats but not everyone loves them. I kinda hate you right now this is going to bug me. Tell me on the sneak then lol

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COMMODOREII Follow
Master Age: 47

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Im thinking toothpaste 😂

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- Jacqp
  
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  Ooooooo... thats a good one... but it was banana
  
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- COMMODOREII
  
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  Banana? 😕
  
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- Jacqp
  
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  Yup.
  
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Tstrbrainer Follow
Guru Age: 27

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Toothpaste? Shaving cream tube?

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- Jacqp
  
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  Good guesses... but it was banana
  
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- Tstrbrainer
  
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  How does banana ooze? 🤔
  
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- Jacqp
  
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  Over ripe... squeeze too hard
  
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- Tstrbrainer
  
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  Oh, I don't think I ever tried it.
  
  But boiled banana does ooze.
  Especially that transparent gelly stuff around it's seeds.
  
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DesolateRain Follow
Xper 6 Age: 24 , mho 34%

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*wrong answers only*

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- Jacqp
  
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  Those are the best answers
  
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bowenw Follow
Master Age: 42

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787 opinions shared on Other topic.

Plantain or banana?

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- Jacqp
  
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  Yay... u got it
  
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Gedaria Follow
Master Age: 60

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Banana..

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- Jacqp
  
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  You got it
  
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KrakenAttackin Follow
Master Age: 46

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An attention whore.

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- Jacqp
  
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  Ewwwwwwwww... lol no
  Banana
  
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Anonymous
(45 Plus)

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Penis.

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- Jacqp
  
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  Lol... peel it? Gross. Lol
  But still good guess
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  You didn't mention peel it in the question :-P
  
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- Jacqp
  
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  Oh... lol i meant to. . u should have read mind... geese
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  Hehe, yeah.
  
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Trooper205 Follow
Yoda Age: 28

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A Banana?

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BobbyC65 Follow
Guru Age: 61

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A penis. 💞

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