Take any song with the word Girl in it and change it to squirrel Let's see how many funny 😂 one's we can get?

[Anonymous]

[Itsok2behapp-e]

I step off the tree
I'm skipping down your garden again
And past your nest
But you don't live there anymore


It's years since you've been there
Now you've disappeared somewhere
Like outer space
You've found some better place


And I miss you
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
And I miss you, oh oh
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass


Could you be dead?
You always were two steps ahead
Of everyone
We'd skip behind while you would run


I look up at your nest
And I can almost hear you squawk
Down to me
Where I always used to be


And I miss you
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
And I miss you
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass


Back on the tree
I ask why did I come again
Can I confess
I've been hanging around your old address?


And the years have proved
To offer nothing since you moved
You're long gone
But I can't move on


And I miss you, oh oh
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
And I miss you, yeah
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
I miss you!


I step off the tree
I'm skipping down your garden again
And past your nest
I guess you don't live there anymore


It's years since you've been there
Now you've disappeared somewhere
Like outer space
You've found some better place


And I miss you
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
And I miss you, yeah
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
I miss you
And I miss you!


Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
And I miss you, yeah
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass


Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass


And I miss you, yeah
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass
Oh and I miss you!
Like the nuts I've misplaced in the grass


Inspiration from 'Missing' (Todd Terry Remix) by Everything But The Squirrel

[Itsok2behapp-e]

There were tall trees we would go at midnight
There were secret hoards that nobody else would know
There's a reason but I don't know why
I don't know why, I don't know why
I thought they all belonged to me!

Who's that squirrel? Where's she from?
No, she can't be the one, that you want, that has stolen my nuts (stolen my nuts)
It's not real, it's not best, it's my home, it's my nest
By the way, who's that squirrel? Livin' my life
Oh no, livin' my life.

Seems like everything's the same around me (around me)
Then I look again and everything has changed
I'm not dreaming so I don't know why
I don't know why, I don't know why
She's everywhere I wanna be!

Who's that squirrel? Where's she from?
No, she can't be the one, that you want, that has stolen my nuts (stolen my nuts)
It's not real, it's not best, it's my home, it's my nest
By the way, who's that squirrel? Livin' my life.

I'm the one who made you squeak, who made you feel
And made you sad, I'm not sorry
For what we did, and who we were, I'm not sorry, I'm not her!

Who's that squirrel, Where's she from?
No, she can't be the one, that you want, that has stolen my nuts (stolen my nuts)
It's not real, it's not best, it's my home, it's my nest
By the way, who's that squirrel? Livin' my life
Oh no, livin' my life.

Inspiration from 'Who's That Squirrel' by Hilary Duff

[Itsok2behapp-e]

8 o' clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a squirrel a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means?

And when she squawks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She doesn't notice me

'Cause she is chewin' corn on the cob
Creamin' over tough nuts
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the squirrel all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want

She likes the walnut whip and I like Agent Orange
Her nest's full of kittens that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she skips
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She'll never notice me

Cause she is chewin' corn on the cob
Creamin' over tough nuts
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a bushy tail
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the squirrel all the bad guys want
She's the squirrel all the bad guys want...

[Itsok2behapp-e]

... 'Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I am cookin' corn on the cob
Tryin' to crack a tough nut
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a bushy tail
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped... moped... moped...

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the squirrel all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want'
Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the squirrel all the bad guys want

Inspiration from 'Squirrel All The Bad Guys Want' by Bowling For Soup

[Itsok2behapp-e]

Please support this Squirrel for posting such a fun question!

Thank you for Superb Opinion :-)

[NamerOfStars]

Hmm... Fat Bottomed Squirrels. Millionaire Squirrelfriend. The Farmer Squirrel. Hey There, Georgie Squirrel.

But if we can count lyrics, instead of just titles, I think the best would be "I invited a large number of squirrels over here for an orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped for" from Ninja Sex Party's Orgy For One.

[AmandaYVR]

Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the squirrel who came to stay?
She's the kind of squirrel
You want so much, it makes you sorry
Still you don't regret a single day
Ah, squirrel, squirrel

When I think of all the times
I tried so hard to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry
And she promises the earth to me
And I believe her
After all this time I don't know why
Ah, squirrel, squirrel

She's the kind of squirrel who puts you down
When friends are there
You feel a fool
When you say she's looking good
She acts as if it's understood
She's cool, ooh, ooh, ooh
Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel

Was she told when she was young
That pain would lead to pleasure?
Did she understand it when they said
That a man must break his back
To earn his day of leisure?
Will she still believe it when he's dead?
Ah, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel
Ah, squirrel, squirrel

'Girl' by The Beatles

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-8l3ntDR_lI

[TonyV]

You are my world, my everything, you stupid squerill you're gonna be the death of me.
So let me go, just let me be, you stupid squeril you love the way you're killing me
(Killing me)
You stupid squeril

[call_me_scar]

Like Jessie's squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
I want, I want Jessie's squirrel

[Riddler1412]

Beyonce
" Who run the world? Squirrels!"

[AmandaYVR]

hahahaha. Love it.

[chriscdi]

baby squirrel, whats your name, let me talk to you, let me buy you a drank

[Longhardwood]

“My Squirrel”
“I Kissed a Squirrel”
“Uptown Squirrel”
“Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels”

[adirleeng]

Lmao this is so funny!