What are some funny song lyrics?

[JustinTheGreat]

“I ain’t even gotta touch the bitch cause her baby daddy beat on her. No for real. Beat her ass then he skeet on her. ” 😭😭😭😭 i forgot what song it’s from but that lyric pops into my head here and there and I laugh every time. It’s so out of pocket

[AngryCarl2]

I don't normally listen to this shit, just randomly heard it the other day.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OmtiSFU7mss

[Anonymous]

“I pray my dick get big as the eiffel tower, so i can fuck the world for 72 hours” - kendrick lamar

[jamartheg]

BET Backroom Freestyle “I spread peanut butter all across my balls and let my dog lick it.”

[CateM]

Anything by Tenacious D