What song lyrics just make you laugh?

[Smashingdoozy]

"T-tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him"

DONTTRUSTME - 3OH!3

I mean the lyrics are just genius 😂

"If you ever feel alone
Don't"

Don't forget where you belong - 1D

10/10 creative 👏👏

"She say I kill her cat like I'm Luka Magnotta"

E-Girls are ruining my life - Corpse

I just 😂 the amount of people who don't get this reference. He said that 🥴

[Jjpayne]

I don't have anything interesting with a non funny song but this funny song... It's hard not to crack a smile with these lyrics "Back when I was a kid, life was going swell
Till something happened, blew every thing to hell
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak
Said "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek."

Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck."
Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck
And if there's one thing lower than a side show freak
It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek."

You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead
Looks like a pipe cleaner atached to a head
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks
You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek"

[ladsin]

A few songs come to mind. Firstly all of “The Warning” by Eminem particularly the line, “When me and Luis were tryin' to stick two CD's in the same slot.” My understanding of that is that Eminem and some guy Luis were trying to stick two Caucasian dicks in the same slot with Mariah Carey.
Secondly, “Banjo Odyssey” by The Dead South is a dark humor song. “Mama said, she's my brothers daughter And I don't even know who's my father I guess she's my cousin But she needs some sweet lovin' anyway”.
Thirdly, Hey Nonny Nonny by Poxy Boggards, “A pretty girl men fight for They've even started wars How pretty does she have to be When she's down upon all fours? I find the ones who aren't so pretty Are diamonds in the rough cause pretty girls may look good But the ugly know their stuff”.

[weysally]

my husband says Mel Blanc song is the most romantic song ever, its called I love me,
the first verse is like this,
I love me , I love me , I wild about myself, I love me I love me my pictures on my shelf,
and another part of it is
I love me I love me, I love myself to death, I love me until I'm all out of breath, I take myself to a quiet place and put arms around my waist, if I get fresh I slap my face,

[DizzyDesii]

3oh3 always made good songs. I like this one

https://www.youtube.com/embed/aFuNccQPycI

[GnatSocks]

But don't worry, yo, I got your back,
But one of them dudes is as big as the both of us,
Big 'ole arms, big as a school bus,
Looks like he could snap us in two...
I ain't got no gun, so I think we should run.
-Freeker by the speaker (Keller Williams)

[IAMNathanael]

This funny lyric by the Meat Puppets..

"Whirlpool's mother wore a jacket she had sewn out of dental floss.

It got stolen by a monkey who sold it to an albatross."

- Whirlpool

It's funny its just kind of nonsensical

[Luckycharms12]

Your friends have a shown a kink
In the single life
You've had too much to think
Now you need a wife. Steady, as She Goes

Song by The Raconteurs

[Smashingdoozy]

Not gonna lie I definitely thought it was "you've had too much to drink"

[Luckycharms12]

There you go learn something new everyday lol

[exitseven]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tgBy-vFHbc8

I reference this song on occasion. I still sort of live by it.

[cheapshotbob]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/QK8mJJJvaes

this is funny

[wankiam]

this...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OHZRHEJHS2k

[PaynefulPleasures]

Lmao 😆

https://youtu.be/DMDH4ll_vq4

[monkeynutts]

Most of the songs by Wheeler Walker Jnr.

Drop em out,
let me see them titties
gonna get a got good look at those ‘tig’ ol bities.
Areolas lookin nice, nipples looking real pretty
come on let me gander at your boobs.

[Anon621]

Most songs but blueface I can't take dude serious. "I got 2 roosters" "ooo dang I'm fimma f her" like bruh the way dude says it he sounds like he playing

[loveslongnails]

"You're breaking my heart, you're tearing it apart, so fuck you". Nilsson
Jewish Princess by Frank Zappa

[DaveToo]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

[Levin]

This is my conception of Americans

https://www.youtube.com/embed/BVkTmnJkAN8

[Anonymous]

"The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing" -Eminem (ass like that)

[Wiredone]

I guess I've never really paid attention to the lyrics of songs that closely

[ayomanwya]

IceJJFish

https://youtu.be/iq_d8VSM0nw

[CubaPirate]

Any of the rap stuff that glorifies rape drugs and gun crime

[Anonymous]

listen to Lily Allen's - Not Big
it's so obvious :D

[chriscdi]

balmain jeans by kid cudi lol

[Siren777]

Lmfao most rap right now.😂🤣

[7771999]

I can't quote my favourite rap line here 🤣

[Siren777]

@7771999 Better in private 777😏🤣🤣

[888theGreat]

Shakira when she sings Aha ye Aha , girl like me.