
If You Could Be A TOOL What Kind Of TOOL Would You Be?


Interesting question because I regularly say if I had a tack hammer I would knock some sense into someone's head who was being a moron.
If you are going to knock some sense into people you may want to switch to a bigger hammer.
I second this opinion
Measuring tape... hehe
We all know what you like to measure... hehe.
Yes i think iām finally about to be taller than 5ā2. Im hopeful š
Id like to be a crescent wrench, because I would get used a lot. Wait, that doesn't sound right. 😂
You would be in tool heaven if you were a crescent wrench & you could hook up with a few other tools as well.
Jackhammer
Look out ladies here he cums.
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Lineman pliers, they were good as a back up hammer besides gripping and twisting or cutting things
Those always come in handy & I have never used the back as a hammer yet.
I used to hammer staples with it when I was doing electrical work way back
Hammer. Very useful in many regards including self defense. Tough, durable no nonsense. Many people say I am a tool so it seems to fit.
screw driver.. *see what I did there*
Aww man you stole my answer so had to come up with a different one lolol
@Brainsbeforebeauty lol sorry
It's okay š lol
Some minds think alike & great answer.
@Static_In_The_Attic and thats sober me.. lol
I would be a screw driver. LMAO
@KrakenAttackin Straight LOL
Blow torch 🌬ļø🔥
Is it me or is it getting hot in here? What a tool!
š¤£š¤£š¤£ you put that song in my head
https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8
Ummm... vibrator?
All of use are wishing right now. What a tool!
I mean... everyone wants me and I'm pretty stimulating...
a breast pump
You would be in heaven.
Wrench
Absolutely!
A torque wrench
Right on.
Survival knife!
That totally comes in handy & very useful too.
A chainsaw
rubber mallet
So you can pound things slow & softly.
Hammer... and all the world is a nail.
Oh shit, Red Alert!
A dildo
Or a clit pump
Sexual tools count as well hope you make the user smile & squirt.
definitely a dildo
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