If you could be an animal for a week, what would you be?

I would be a racoon. They are tough as nails, eat garbage and come out at night.
Dammit @exitseven stay out of my trash can. 🤣
@loves2learn funny
@loves2learn You have the best garbage. Maybe put out some Italian next time?
We had pesto pizza for lunch, @exitseven
@loves2learn I'll be by later, Don't put the lid on too tight this time.
@exitseven Im gonna invest in some bungee cords.
@loves2learn NOOOOOO!
A dragon
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I would want to fly with the most style, and in the cold.
I look like a owl
@TonyMetal___86 tell him lol
I know, hechicera's eyes.
captivating, in an enigmatic way... it means enchantress, or sorcerer.
She is an owl and her name is OWLEE BIRDEE 🦉
@TonyMetal___86 😂😂😂👍👍👍❤️
@NathanDavis been called a alien too
@TonyMetal___86 hugs
Maybe honey badger.
For no other reason as they are badasses
They're not huge or ferocious looking creatures, yet they take on lions... They have a reputation for being brave despite their size.
Perhaps they are my spirit animal.
That or SLOTHS
My cat. Not kidding, the way she sleeps, she looks supremely comfortable.
not much, beyond Monday im going back to the office.. Oh and the wife spent part of the night in the hospital Tuesday night, She had heat exhaustion, She was in the heat, no water, officiating a baseball game. I got there just as she was being taken to the ambulance. Thankfully she is better now but man i was scared.
sounds good! thanks for that.. she's like normal now, its weird. Need to make sure she drinks enough water..
Panda 🐼.
Aaaaah even tho a monk told me you are a panda. I am like why? You always laugh, no matter what hard times goes around you turn the energy to positive. Also panda eats a lot, are you hungry? I am like 😳how did you know, "yes I am". The says "Go make your food". I am 😑.
A cheetah they run up to 70 miles an hour if this was San Andreas GTA I could Chase cars down on the 405 on the even and I-5 jump on top of the cars take a dump on the windshield just to fuck shit up you know and if I had the cops out to me I would Chase around the block and pass them twice just to fuk with them for those you do know me I like to do this.
Human, since I already am an animal. If you are not an animal, than you are a plant, mineral, gas, liquid, or vapor. Plasma, if your from space. Dark matter maybe, if it's existence is ever proven conclusively. Same goes for Tacheons and Super strings. Superstrings are awesome 😎, if they really do exist. If you are one of those, than that's so cool!!!
Are you🤨?
Animal proper
Animal mystical
A seagull, because they can go wherever they like whenever they want to, will eat just about anything so I would never starve, they live near the beach, and I would get the chance to crap all over anyone who was standing beneath me as I was flying overhead :)
A cougar🐾🐾
roarrrrr
Purrr 💋
don't scratch me... too hard ;)
@Still-alive 👀...
lols not sure whats happening. she gots sharp claws ;)
@Still-alive she gots them😂👍
Damn straight thank you@WowwGirl
Thanks @Still-alive
meowww im just a kitten tho be nice!
@PaynefulPleasures don't know what I said but no prob
Kitten hmmm 💋
its ok she was nice to me :)
@Still-alive 👍same all good
Do the cougars have sharp talons? 👀
@loves2learn id say sooo
Interesting ✌️
@Still-alive intriguing
I’ll have what she’s having!
ROFLMAO 😂 have a great day, I know I will lol 😆
Oh I just want to be the most beautiful mermaid in the sea with an irresistible shiny tail. And flowy fins and long beautiful hair my name will be Starfish and I will come up to sun bathe and swim with the dolphins.
A mountain lion in California. They can kill humans and are protected in California in spite of killing. So I would settle all family business in one week...
Kangaroo. Animal Kingdom is rough, but I'll fuck another Kangaroo up. He ain't got shit on my clinch game. I'll be the Kangaroo boss for a week
Does it have to be a real life animal? If not, I'd be a pterolycus.
Probably a tortoise. Because they seem pretty chill and happy to mind their own business. Plus, they've got a shell for protection.
I don't know... maybe an Eagle. I want to be able to fly.
A Nile Crocodile, but just like my height, I would be a giant one. The giant crocodiles run the show in each little areas and have their choice to multiple women to mate with. They’re strong, fierce. Command respect.
Can i choose the week too?
It be the last week of march madness and be a giraffe. I use my big ass neck to block every shot.
A Wolf- i think for me they look innocent and cute on the outside but wild, brave, strong, scary on the inside which I think describes me 😂
A pigeon at a park. Or a duck. I would like a break from being human pls. I just want to do pigeon things.
A raven or a magpie!
They have whole communities, they're intelligent, and they can fly!
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