12.8K opinions shared on Other topic. I would be a racoon. They are tough as nails, eat garbage and come out at night.
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Dammit @exitseven stay out of my trash can. ๐คฃ
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@loves2learn funny
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@loves2learn You have the best garbage. Maybe put out some Italian next time?
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We had pesto pizza for lunch, @exitseven
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@loves2learn I'll be by later, Don't put the lid on too tight this time.
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@exitseven Im gonna invest in some bungee cords.
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@loves2learn NOOOOOO!
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+1 yA dragon
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m +1 yI would want to fly with the most style, and in the cold.

Snowy Owl 210 Reply- +1 y
I look like a owl
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I know, hechicera's eyes.
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captivating, in an enigmatic way... it means enchantress, or sorcerer.
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She is an owl and her name is OWLEE BIRDEE ๐ฆ
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@TonyMetal___86 ๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ
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@NathanDavis been called a alien too
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@TonyMetal___86 hugs
+1 yMaybe honey badger.
For no other reason as they are badasses
They're not huge or ferocious looking creatures, yet they take on lions... They have a reputation for being brave despite their size.
Perhaps they are my spirit animal.
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+1 yMy cat. Not kidding, the way she sleeps, she looks supremely comfortable.
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not much, beyond Monday im going back to the office.. Oh and the wife spent part of the night in the hospital Tuesday night, She had heat exhaustion, She was in the heat, no water, officiating a baseball game. I got there just as she was being taken to the ambulance. Thankfully she is better now but man i was scared.
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sounds good! thanks for that.. she's like normal now, its weird. Need to make sure she drinks enough water..
Panda 🐼.
Aaaaah even tho a monk told me you are a panda. I am like why? You always laugh, no matter what hard times goes around you turn the energy to positive. Also panda eats a lot, are you hungry? I am like 😳how did you know, "yes I am". The says "Go make your food". I am 😑.00 Reply- https://youtu.be/G_C9NKOK7AI
A cheetah they run up to 70 miles an hour if this was San Andreas GTA I could Chase cars down on the 405 on the even and I-5 jump on top of the cars take a dump on the windshield just to fuck shit up you know and if I had the cops out to me I would Chase around the block and pass them twice just to fuk with them for those you do know me I like to do this.00 Reply
+1 yHuman, since I already am an animal. If you are not an animal, than you are a plant, mineral, gas, liquid, or vapor. Plasma, if your from space. Dark matter maybe, if it's existence is ever proven conclusively. Same goes for Tacheons and Super strings. Superstrings are awesome 😎, if they really do exist. If you are one of those, than that's so cool!!!
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+1 yAnimal proper

Animal mystical
31 ReplyA seagull, because they can go wherever they like whenever they want to, will eat just about anything so I would never starve, they live near the beach, and I would get the chance to crap all over anyone who was standing beneath me as I was flying overhead :)
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+1 yA cougar🐾🐾
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roarrrrr
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Purrr ๐
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don't scratch me... too hard ;)
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@Still-alive ๐...
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lols not sure whats happening. she gots sharp claws ;)
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@Still-alive she gots them๐๐
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Damn straight thank you@WowwGirl
Thanks @Still-alive
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meowww im just a kitten tho be nice!
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@PaynefulPleasures don't know what I said but no prob
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Kitten hmmm ๐
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its ok she was nice to me :)
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@Still-alive ๐same all good
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Do the cougars have sharp talons? ๐
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Interesting โ๏ธ
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@Still-alive intriguing
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Iโll have what sheโs having!
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ROFLMAO ๐ have a great day, I know I will lol ๐
+1 yOh I just want to be the most beautiful mermaid in the sea with an irresistible shiny tail. And flowy fins and long beautiful hair my name will be Starfish and I will come up to sun bathe and swim with the dolphins.
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+1 yA mountain lion in California. They can kill humans and are protected in California in spite of killing. So I would settle all family business in one week...
10 Reply Kangaroo. Animal Kingdom is rough, but I'll fuck another Kangaroo up. He ain't got shit on my clinch game. I'll be the Kangaroo boss for a week
20 ReplyDoes it have to be a real life animal? If not, I'd be a pterolycus.
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+1 yProbably a tortoise. Because they seem pretty chill and happy to mind their own business. Plus, they've got a shell for protection.
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+1 yI don't know... maybe an Eagle. I want to be able to fly.
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+1 yA Nile Crocodile, but just like my height, I would be a giant one. The giant crocodiles run the show in each little areas and have their choice to multiple women to mate with. Theyโre strong, fierce. Command respect.
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It be the last week of march madness and be a giraffe. I use my big ass neck to block every shot.00 Reply
+1 yA Wolf- i think for me they look innocent and cute on the outside but wild, brave, strong, scary on the inside which I think describes me 😂
00 ReplyA pigeon at a park. Or a duck. I would like a break from being human pls. I just want to do pigeon things.
00 ReplyA raven or a magpie!
They have whole communities, they're intelligent, and they can fly!10 Reply447 opinions shared on Other topic. A cat. I could sleep allllll the time. Plus no one would bother me.
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Unless there is another house cat and if that other cat is hyper, then you will be running the house all day.
628 opinions shared on Other topic. Uhm.. either an elephant, wolf, or fox.
21 ReplyA social animal, like a tiger or a wolf. Something that isnโt solitary and has a higher chance of survival.
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+1 yAn Elephant. They are both strong and wise; and they have a great memory.
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+1 yA giraffe. Hands down. I always wondered what it would be like to be tall.
00 Reply Lion because I am a 👇🏾. I have this tat on my upper arm.
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+1 yFalcon, soar through the skies with a view unobtainable by humanity
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+1 yI'd be my lazy good for nothing cat. It might be nice tp spend a week sleeping for 20 hours a day and pestering my Holman for cuddles while he tried to sleep. Love that fuzzball
00 Reply1.6K opinions shared on Other topic. Some kinda bird. It would be cool to see what it's like to fly.
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+1 yA panda. Not much changes honestly, just lazier and fluffier.
10 Reply 616 opinions shared on Other topic. A sloth, I've done so much overtime I desperately need some sleep!
00 Reply424 opinions shared on Other topic. A house cat cause my routine would be more or less the same.
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+1 yAn Andean condor. They can fly over 20000 feet high. Imagine the view you'd have.
20 Reply3K opinions shared on Other topic. Definitely an eagle
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+1 yTupandactylus, Sarcosuchus, Kaprosuchus, Amargasaurus, or Concavenator
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Actually, I think Iโd wanna be Wendigo
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@FoxnEagle wtf I'm lost
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No, Iโd just have an idea to know what itโs like to have parents that are siblings and to have my head come out of another head
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Save Us Taco Gate
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Heโs one of the antagonist.
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I go by boner promoter these days
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Did you call yourself a whore?
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It kinda sounded like that, and you said thanks to some guy so that made it more weird
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You guys are hentai characters arenโt you?
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ECAF ROUY EM EVIG
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What are you Aquaman, cuz Iโm likeโฆ really confused
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What was the Food Scale emoji thing about?
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Hey boner promoter... whatcha promoting?
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3.7K opinions shared on Other topic. A cat. Specifically, my cat Allister, who is VERY privileged.
110 ReplyHousecat I guess. Would be interesting to see everything gigantic.
00 ReplyAnimal? I'd be wowwgirl. S3xy beast.
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+1 yFor one week? Probably a cicada because they seem to be getting the most action right now.
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+1 yA dolphin to explore the sea
30 Reply 1.1K opinions shared on Other topic. Might be cool to be a jaguar
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+1 yIf at all possible a fire breathing dragon that flies
00 ReplyA Lion, so i can rape any lioness in sight... Love the order in nature :)
00 Reply947 opinions shared on Other topic. An emotional support dog.
42 Reply4.4K opinions shared on Other topic. A turtle or a wolf. Or maybe a mountain lion. 🤔
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+1 ypanda so I can sit on my ass aaaaaalllll day and have people admire me for it
00 Reply Iโd be a shark so I can fuck bitches up
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Oof you look like a very calm and nice girl I didn't expect that
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Not yet I can't make a decision I'm too nice I can't even say bad words without cringing ๐
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But rabbit s can be aggressive too but they are nicer๐
3.2K opinions shared on Other topic. An elephant or a California condor
13 ReplyEye of the Tiger 😡😡😡
20 ReplyOfcourse a bird that can fly heights.
20 ReplyDefinitely a shark. 🦈 Or an octopus 🐙
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Well I love the Ocean and animals of the ocean. And there ain't much that'll fuck with a shark so I could explore the ocean without having to worry about my safety too much, plus sharks are just badass. Octopi are also great survivors and are masters of disguise. They can squeeze their entire bodies through any opening provided it's big enough for their beak to fit through. ๐
919 opinions shared on Other topic. A hippo🦛, and I'd FIGHT everyone.
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+1 yLeopard they are beautiful strong animals
00 Reply707 opinions shared on Other topic. Box turtle
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@FoxnEagle what's that
either an emperor penguin or a dolphin
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+1 yA Bird 🦅
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+1 yAny kind of flying bird
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+1 yI would be a kitty.
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A big, fluffy kitty that gets a lot of cuddles
+1 yMrs ham... then I'd be fat and sassy
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+1 yI would be Baby Dory...
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