What's the strangest message you've received in a DM?

Whats the strangest message youve received in a DM?
Whats the strangest message youve received in a DM?
Whats the strangest message youve received in a DM?
Whats the strangest message youve received in a DM?
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" I'd love to see what you look like in a burka"

" If you wanted I could take you swimming in a pound, or introduce you to a semi pro baseball player. I can make either one of those happen for you, I'm that guy.."

" I want you to have my children. I can mail you the specimen for the insemination."

"When I squeeze it everything falls into place."
What's the strangest message you've received in a DM?
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