What’s the weirdest email or text you’ve received?

[OddBeMe]

Aim is the main thing, for me…

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FYI, I joined up the squirt school.

[msc545]

Some of the scam email I get is apparently written in a foreign language and contains numerous grammatical and spelling errors. And yet the people that write these things think that they're actually going to fool somebody with them. I find that hysterically funny and more than a little bit weird.

[Sevenpointfive]

i got this one text from fucking around on craigslist for an escort. they said send $2500 now or they'll come after my family. it was sent with a picture of a black guy with a gun. it was pretty funny to me.

[OddBeMe]

And you never responded to me.

[Sevenpointfive]

but i also got a text from my friend trying to hook up with a girl. he was like "it's a big dick". so i was like yeah, show me lol. thankfully he realized who it was after that