What is the creepiest text you’ve ever received?

[Agape93]

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wasn't a text, was a call from dude that was stalking me, it was like 1am, and as walked through living room to kitchen to make a cigarette, could hear him like in stereo... Cuz he was calling from outside on my porch... That's scary movie material crazy shit there... Two days later, found my porch light light bulb under the pine tree in front yard...

[Agape93]

Yeah that’s beyond creepy

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ikr dude went to jail on other charges, yet was giving my number to his cellmates who were having their family members call me say dude loved me, missed me till I called the jail and asked why it was possible for someone to be stalking someone from jail..
One person spoke to, took it very serious, person she transferred me to, said there was nothing they could do, but obviously there was cuz that was the last time I got any calls/texts...

[Agape93]

Fucking creep. My ex would have done that shit too.

[Agape93]

His name wasn’t nick perchance?

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty miss brains muffins, why didn't you let your stalker come in he meets the cave man, the stalker will become stalked miss brains, he should be the one scared and we will transform him into a muffin 🗡🤡🧁

He doesn't knows that miss brains have a muffin monster in her closet...😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Agape93 😂 nope but now you'll have me afraid of anyone named Nick 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 if you in my closet could you be a dear and straighten while you in there, make yourself useful 😂

[TonyMetal___86]

REALLY 🤬
I ain't going to do a woman's job...
I'll eat the muffin than bites your forehead miss brains and run away, if this creep or any other creep came back, just message me and you'll never see the creep again 🤓

I'll put your light bulb under the tree, miss brains will get out to see what's happening and i'll kidnap her and her heart beats fast and will be very affraid until she sees that it's me and she will be like "OH REALLY 🥴" no muffins for you tonight big boy and i'll be like "nooooo, miss brains give the creep perv just one muffin, can't go living without a muffin" 😋🧁

[Agape93]

Lol tony you goofball

Lol yeah. If you go to Maine and meet a nick about 5’8, a bit chubby with brown hair, a mustache and goatee, glasses and has a confederate flag on his oversized tiny dick truck, that’s him.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 forget muffins, I just made Raspberry Jam Glazed Chicken breast with roasted garlic mashed potatoes... Yum yum

[Agape93]

❤️❤️

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty the 1st flight on the U. S i'm on it miss brains, i'll pay for all the ingredients so you make me these royal meals miss brains, and you will get a wild kiss and a bite on your forehead, i'll enjoy looking at miss brains while eating all this delicious meal than we will play with scooby doo your grandson, when the night comes it will be muffin man VS brains muffins in a deadly naughty card game 😵😂

The monster won't let miss brains smokes, she ain't allowed...😌

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 see another way we differ... I'm 48 I don't need someone's permission or someone to allow me or not allow me to do something...

[TonyMetal___86]

@Agape93, your a sweet girl miss agape and i hope that he got what he deserves...

Well if i was there with you, i could of got rid of this nick but IN RETURN, you might wanna make me a fresh orange juice, made with love from your heart 😋🍊🍹

[TonyMetal___86]

Your 48 and i won't allow you miss brains, you will do as your king says, because the king wants what is the best for you, there ain't another miss brains, if you will disobey me miss brains, i'll eat your lungs, i'm a cannibal in case you forgot 🤴🏻

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 too late, having one now🚬 and for someone at my age that has smoked for a long time, my heart and lungs checked out good last time they were checked which was 2 months ago

[TonyMetal___86]

Not too late miss brains, enjoy the cigarette since i'm not there 😏
If i was there i'll throw your whole box of cigarettes and bite your forehead till your start begging "no cigarettes no cigarettes anymore" than i'll let miss brains go 😌

I'll take miss brains to check her lungs to make sure that she's always healthy and doing well 😊

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 I'll just stuff you with muffins🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁 and you'll get too fat and slow to move and then go have my children and a shot of whiskey🚬🥃😛😂
Look, I put in my time... Did the wife thing for twenty years, raised my two daughters to be responsible young ladies, help raise my grandson... If I want a cig and a shot of whiskey, I'm going to have one and not feel no guilt about it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

*cigarette not children stupid phone lolol

[TonyMetal___86]

The only shot that you will get is a bite om your forehead miss brains, i'll use your cigarettes to block the water from dripping under your sink 😁

Now about the whiskey, it's not bad for thr heart if your drink a shot at night but won't work unless i kiss your muffin heart 😌

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 too late having my shot and cig now... Taking advantage of the house to myself

[TonyMetal___86]

Yeahhhh take advantage miss brains before i come out and take you away 🤡

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@TonyMetal___86 that would be an epic fail

[Agape93]

Hon if you actually killed or even just knocked him out, I would make you whatever the hell you wanted lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Agape93 tiny dick truck 😂😂😂

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty no epic fails miss brains muffins, you will run to my cave ahead of me smoothly 😂😂

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty and @Agape93 having a secret girl's talk, i wonder what's cookin 👀👂🏻

[Agape93]

lol yeah it’s a napoleon complex. He thinks having a big truck makes him a big bad man. Nah, he’s still just a short sack of scheiße

Tonight it’s chicken corn chowder with rosemary and olive oil bread :) all made from scratch

[TonyMetal___86]

@Agape93 after i finish the royal meal that miss brains made for me, i'll come to your place miss agape and will bring with me a big bottle of coca-cola, and for sure you can drink cola with me, i hope that your meal is delicious 😋

[Agape93]

Lol I’ll drink some moxie, coke makes me sick for some reason. But you can definitely share a meal with me

[TonyMetal___86]

If your meal was delicious i'll pay for the whole ingredients and i'll sure buy you this drink and you'll get a kiss on your head miss agape, a powerful kiss 😁

[Agape93]

Dawww lol you’re fine. If I make a meal, it’s because I want people to enjoy it. It’s a gift, and I don’t want repayment for a gift :)

[TonyMetal___86]

What a nice miss agape, but if i liked your meal, i'll keep coming for more and in my book THE MAN pays and the girl cooks 😁

You will receive a lot of moxies miss agape 😜

I might come out from your kitchen's sink miss agape and you will be like OMG 😱😱 WTF! And i'll be like "im smelling something delicious" 🌯😋🥗

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Agape93 that sounds yummy

[Agape93]

Lmao 😂

[Quackthulu]

The rest itself wasn't as creepy as who it was from as I'd already cut all contact with them, moved halfway across the country, and changed my name, phone number, and email.

[Agape93]

That’s def creepy

[Elsa143]

The longest 2000 word paragraph from my ex after I broke up due to him continuously lying and trying to manipulate me. He even spread exaggerated rumors about me being mean to him.
SNEAK PEAK TO THE CREEPY TEXT HE SENT ME "A parcel will get delivered in your doorstep and when you open it, I'll come out and hug you, then we will shower together, do xyz, I will outsmart your ideal man, etc." Most of the text contained fake and creepy nostalgic moments for him.

[CCammiee14]

I was 13 when an app called kik was popular. I was talking to a guy who claimed to be 16 (I used to lie about my age 😔). We were literally having a norm conversation and outta nowhere my guy is like "so, do you like being fingered). I got scared and ghosted him.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

After an argument with my fiancée, I had driven off to a secluded location.
She called me some two or three times, before just texting me ''I'm there''. And she arrived.
How did she locate me, I don't know.

[COMMODOREII]

That is freaky

[Cowgirl4243]

@COMMODOREII Did she track you? GPS you?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

This girl who use to text me would tell me all kinds of things over text that she couldn't breathe and headed to the hospital and it just didn't make sense she claimed to have asthma but this was a constant thing but I believe most of it was for attention-seeking?

[dawsonnata]

Someone threatened me with coming to my house and get me

I told them I carry 24/7 and the bullets always hit where I aim

Ain't never heard or seen anything or anyone since

[Egirl28]

I love you after 10 mins of texting followed by I want my sperm swimming in you I know you will give me lovely babies !

[Agape93]

😨 what the fuck

[CriticalDiscourse]

Effectively, that a guy was going to fuck me whether or not I wanted it.

[Agape93]

I’ve gotten a few of those :/ you ok hon?

[CriticalDiscourse]

I'm okay thanks. I appreciate you asking.

[Agape93]

That’s good to hear

[Eliiiiii]

Omg where do i start?
Latest ones:
"Can i put my dick in your ass?"
"I'm kina looking for kinky phone sex.. you interested?"

[WesBrewer]

I have never received a text before, since I don't have a phone. ahh, the joys of living with non-understanding protective parents.

[ThisIsMyOpinion]

"Hey. So you want to fuck?"
"I have a wife"
"So what? She doesn't have to know."
That is not creepy, but it was the closest thing I ever got.

[TallAnon]

"Hey, I've come to pick you up" from my mom, while in the bus when I forgot she was supposed to pick me up from school that day to go shopping.
She was mad and I knew she had a good reason 😂 I felt like a proper dick 😅

[LemiaOfTheCodes]

Once tried to engage into relationship with girl who kept sending me pictures of her breasts.

[Trooper205]

"Hey, slave. Where's my money You owe today? Get it to me now"

I kid you not, this was an actual text.

[douride2]

Probably the one where the guy send an unwanted dick pic along with the message.

[WowwGirl]

"Test came back positive call me the story is a hoot"

[bklynbadboy1]

I love you please be my husband. But I didn't know her she just text me out of nowhere

[Moonlovespirit]

Your truck is sexy!

[msc545]

Some of the spam texts I get are weird and disturbing

[Cowgirl4243]

Hey can you fuck me at target. Ya was a fucked up text cause don't know who the guy was he seemed to know my number but not me. lol

[Wowboi]

A text last Christmas from a number i don't recognise

[pinepte]

Yes, When a friend text you in bathroom to get some clothes for them.

[BlckGrl]

Shit on me, come smash my car for 1k dollars

[JustACuriousLady]

There have been so many. I'll have to think on it.

[electromagnetic]

“Your brother looks like your son”

[taeh_ie2]

they tried to offer me a poopie sock.

[AlexanderAnttila]

"Hey, wanna roleplay in your old hometown".

[Desconhecida]

"Guess who found you" ~ unknown number

[_no_one_]

"Did you poop today?"

[loveslongnails]

Someone was trying to extort me.

[Deku2009]

A book
i didn’t like

[Kelly6]

I’m busy with your sister lol

[Whitecrawler]

I tattooed your name on my shoulder