What was the worst situation you were ever naked in?

[Jazquee]

For me it was highschool grad night. We all got drunk and decided to go skinny dipping in the ocean.
We climbed the fence to the sand dunes... stripped down and jumped into ocean. About 20 min later a cop boat with a spot light approached us. And a police helicopter above.. with another spot light. Turns out the caregiver at the dunes thought we we coming to steal or be destructive and called the police
We had to climb out of water onto boat naked with two spot lights on us... no where to hide. lol (they gave us blankets. But still embarrassing for those 20 seconds )

[FunkyMonkee]

When I was 13 or 14, I asked this guy next door, Norbert Carr, if I could borrow his copy of Jesus Christ Superstar. He loaned it to me and I recorded it to cassette and gave it back. When I did, he said he had something he wanted to give me up in his apartment on the second floor. He was in his 30's or 40's but still lived with his mom. So, I went up to their apartment and he took me into his bedroom and showed me this white silicone triangle with holes punched into it. It was a protective cup baseball catchers wear. What the hell I was gonna do with that, I don't know!! I rarely ever play baseball!! Even if I do, I'm NEVER the catcher!! He asked me to try it on! I didn't want to but he was built like a bear and I didn't want him getting pissed at me! So, I put it into my pants. Then he wanted me to pull them down so he could look! Then, he had me lie there on his bed next to him with our pants down while he fondled my dick and made me fondle his!! After about 5:00, he was done. (I mean, he was done playing with me, not that he came. He was never even hard!) As I was getting ready to leave, he mentioned wanting to be a preacher!! Ooooookay!!! So, you're gonna practice on ME?
He actually got me a second time, but I don't even remember how and, decades later, I found out that he "practiced" on my brother and one of my ex-sisters, too!!

[Jazquee]

Omg... I am so sorry to hear you went through that. That is horrible I hope he was reported

[FunkyMonkee]

Thank you! as ffar as I know, hhe necer got reported. One of the reasons I just mentioned his name was so that anybody that mightknow him will be aware or maybe someone that can do so will arrest hi8m. My guess is that he's at least in his `70's by now.
When it happened, I didn't want my parents to find out for fear they may blame me for it but, anytime I told my friends about, it was big joke to us in that, we were basically making fun of HIM for being that way. One of my friends, when I told him Norbert wanted to be a preacher, said, "That figures!"
A year or so later, I was sleeping on the front porch swing, as I'd usually do in the Summer, and I felt something bump one of the chains above my head! I was very groggy but, I woke up to see what it was and there was a guy standing there beating off!!! Before I could gain my composure to confront him he blew his load on the wall the house, jumped over the railing and ran around towards the back of the house!! I have no idea who that was but I'm almost betting it was Norbert!!

[Jazquee]

Sounds like you had quite the childhood...😳🥺😢

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes! Quite an adulthood, too!! I wouldn't wish the last few years of it on anyone but the people that forced me into this position!! They don't DESERVE to walk this Earth!!!
I've been told I should write a book about my life as it'd make a good movie!
I almost never had the childhood, or a life! I nearly drowned in the river a few blocks from house when I was about 8 years old. I didn't know how to swim and had NO idea that the river was at least 8' deep right there at the very edge!! Older kids were swimming there so, I figured it was safe! Luckily, one of them realized I WAS drowning and jumped in to save me! He was the cousin of a friend of mine but, I'd never seen him before or since. Sadly, the friend and his brother went to Texas once and were walking along the bank of a creek and one slipped on the mud, hit his head on a rock and died. The strange thing is, one of MY cousins lived near there and it was odd that he couldn't have been there to save Andy the way Andy's cousin saved me!

[ChrisMaster69]

A few from Air Force times.

1 was while in Aalborg Denmark with the Squadron is was on.

we had a thing for doing various ‘pranks’, one was throwing a guy out of his hotel room naked. I was targeted 1st night and thrown into the corridor naked without a room key, the only way to get one was from Concierge or Reception. Try going from 3rd or so floor in a hotel to the ground floor…. Bunch of twats,

same Squadron in Italy, we decided to have a toga night down town, so used the ready provided bed sheets for impromptu Togas,

obviously could not simply sneak out so went out the back way.

what we did not find out until the following morning when we were bollocked

was that we had jumped up and over a wall visible from the main restaurant, basically a full hotels worth of diners had seen 30 naked arses and 28 dangly bits and 2 girlie bits going over this wall

[Jazquee]

Lol... bet that is still talked about during training.

[ChrisMaster69]

@Jazquee thank you most appreciated

[NikkiBabyOo]

During hazing in college when my sorority sisters pulled me out of the showers completely naked and threw me outside and locked me out. I tried to cover up but I felt like literally every guy on campus saw my butt that day

[jenny_demarkis]

Ohhh i would have been freaking out

[cat1313]

at a mall store i was trying on a cloths and some one opin the door and there was a bush of man and boy there an see my naked

[Jazquee]

Lol... omg brutal.. you prob made their day though lol

[cat1313]

yes i did lol

[exitseven]

That is a good naked story.
When I was 16 there was one neighbor that had a built in pool. If we went by th ehouse and thee were no lights on we would call them to make sure thay were not home. Then we would climb over the fence and go skinny dipping.
One night they came home and the three of us were still in the pool. They turned on the flood lights and we could see the guy in the window watching us.
We hopped out and grabbed our clothes and you saw 3 bare asses hopping over the fence and running into the woods.

[Jazquee]

😄🤣 thank you for sharing. Glad to know I'm not the only fence hoper lol

[exitseven]

hahahhaha I haven't thought of that in years. Thanks for that.

[Jazquee]

No worries... life should be fun.. live in the moment... but keep the past fun alive...

[Caliguy88]

Worst and best... my ex gave me the green light to walk to the bathroom naked at night in her apt. She said her roommate was always sleeping at those hours and if she saw me nude it was nothing she had never seen before. She saw me naked a bunch of times and she clearly liked it by her response... and after my ex and I broke up we hooked up so clearly she liked what she had seen.

[Jazquee]

Lol... nice... story with a twist

[Texasguy99]

In high school I was swimming at my gfs. No one was home so she dared me to skinny dip. I was the only one naked. No more than 2 minutes later did her mom, sis and aunt come home and decided to join us.

[Jazquee]

Omg hahahah.., nice

[Texasguy99]

Thanks. Not my best moment

[Still-alive]

well one time i was dropping a deuce when one of my nieces attempted to get in the bathroom... luckily it was locked...

yeah i think thats about it lol. im pretty careful with my nakednesss :P

[Jazquee]

Lol... tre riskay... you take a duce naked? you are freaky little monkey.
Lol
Just kidding thank you for sharing.
I'm a bit of a wild one...😉😂

[BobbyC65]

When I was younger and I was enjoying a sexual moment with myself with a masturbation method I was using. And my mom opens my bedroom door without knocking and finds me bare naked with a sheet between my legs rubbing my penis back and forth and at this age, I didn't know I was using the humping method. That I know it felt good rubbing my penis back and forth.

[jirwin7979]

im not that daring and i am way to insecure about my looks

[Jazquee]

I'm sorry to hear that... being able to be free is a whole other experience.

[jirwin7979]

yea but being judged hurts... i go as far as undies but haven't met anyone that dont judge

[Jazquee]

Well that sucks I'm sorry to hear that.
We just like to be in it for the moment. . no judgement in my group just living.
Maybe people aren't as judgey of you as you are of your self...
I bet if you ran out there and just flung it all off and say fuck it while doing a cannon ball... girls would think your hot
😄😜❤️

[jirwin7979]

i would try it if i could but being a fluffy guy makes it hard but i would not even know where to go as i live in bellflower cali

[Jazquee]

Must be lots of places in Cali... lol
My boyfriend has a few extra pounds too... but he doesn't care and he is HOT he knows he is hot and that is what makes him sexy. Weight doesn't change your face... or your soul..
Besides skinny dipping is just for the rush... no one goes skinny dipping to check out and judge.

[Anonymous]

Probably when I was a teenager my cousin she pulled my shorts down in front of everyone

[taboomaster]

I'm not sure. I'm naked all the time.

[Jazquee]

Lol... nice 🤣🤣

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

Dumb people, do dumb things

[Jazquee]

Ya... so whatever you do must be unbelievably stupid.

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

No actually I'm pretty smart

[Jazquee]

Not smart enough to keep your mouth shut though..

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

Tell that to trump

Im allowed to have an opinion. don't like it, don't ask

[MaddyLD]

Lol haha message me