Do you think you could resist the allure of a siren?

[Anonymous]

[MCheetah]

Probably not. Unless she smelled bad. But considering she's from the sea, she probably smells bad. Like fish. (Even more so than women smell like it!)

[Rangers]

It's not hard, just waive them off. I have a girlfriend anyways, I won't go into depth (she knows the whole story) but let's just say that I learned my lesson about letting stupid sexual desires rule my life.

[ARealHonestHuman]

yeah, my short siezures would pop up any time and i would think "oh snap i needa go home n sleep".

[Wise4myage]

If she turned me on, then Id have a hard time resisting. No pun intended.

[nolabels]

No man can, so the story goes.

[keniyaa]

are they even real? I used to think

[Vietnemin]

Maybe I hope I don’t have to test that though.

[magiusX26]

sure

[SamFromFL]

I have b4