Would you rather walk around with a salad for a head or broccoli for arms?

[humanearth]

[exitseven]

''I wouldn't mind being a salad head. Better than being a shit head. You don;t need your brain as much as you think you do, but you can't get too far without a liver.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[NathanDavis]

how about...

[tropicalbreeze]

Goodness 😯

[RaeShirley]

Salad for a head lol

[Pj1981]

I want a zucchini for a penis. Oh wait not an option. I'll take 🥦 arms

[humanearth]

LMAO that was funny

[Iron_Man]

Probably a head of lettuce I don’t like broccoli unless it’s Chopped broccoli like in a broccoli casserole

[Andres77]

I want some of whatever ur smoking

[humanearth]

Who said I was smoking

[Andres77]

Then you and I need to go out and do shots. You sound like a fun guy.

[humanearth]

We are some wild and crazy guys! (Who said that line)

[Andres77]

Steve Martin, banjo player extraordinaire

[humanearth]

Did you really know or did you cheat

[Andres77]

I'm that old.

[ThatNoUVAtYourEyes]

A shotgun for the criminals? Or say, a gatling gun and a helicopter or a few?

[NerdyAndTall]

Brocolli arms

[tropicalbreeze]

Broc arms