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+1 yNever, I don’t gamble… never even bought a lottery ticket, but every day since my 18th birthday I’ve pretended to buy a scratch of lottery ticket, and every Friday i PRETEND to buy five whole chances to be even more of a millionaire. Instead I just put the money in a jar… So far I have 321 dollars from the scratch-offs I didn’t buy and 230 dollars for the 46 weeks of $5 I didn’t spend on lottery tickets, since I’ve been 18 for a total “winnings” of 551 dollars! Not bad considering I’ve never bought a single lottery ticket! I mean hey how much did you win this year on lottery tickets? (And if you “win $2 and just get 2 more loosing lottery tickets, you didn’t win anything).
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But have you ever thought you had to fart but it was actually a shart? 😬
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Oh all the time… like it’s basically 50/50 at this point whenever I have to fart! My life of flatulence is like living as a contestant on the wheel of fortune “ok, come-on big money… YES! Just a fart… phew!
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He he 🤭
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+1 yAbsolute hands down best place to fart is on a motorcycle.
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Automatic MHO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please, do tell why the motorcycle is the best place to fart? - +1 y
probably because you are outside and also the extremely loud exhaust on a motorcycle can hide the sound too. i get it ;)
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@loves2learn I went to all the trouble to find the perfect meme response and realized that I’m not at a level where I can post images inside replies. Bummer! 😆
Saving that gem for one of @Still-alive ‘s Q’s. Butt yes. You are on point guessing. Add in instant airing of the derrière too! - +1 y
Noise to muffle and wind to disperse it!
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@Tim-loves-it Exactly! 🙃
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@loves2learn Thanks for the MHG!
💩 and gas 🌬 MH in the same week. Not sure how I feel about that.. - +1 y
Well deserved!
2.9K opinions shared on Other topic. I've never full on filled my drawers, but maybe three times in my adult life that I can recall I felt like I had to fart real bad and was surprised when I was full of really runny stuff. Even then, only a bit got out. But it sure makes a mess. It only happened once when I wasn't home. That time, I was in a business, so was able to go to their bathroom right away. There was a wet track in my boxers, so I threw them in the garbage.
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Yuuuupppp that is real life! 🤣
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+1 yI have many more farts than sharts.
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Congratu-fucu-lations 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Thanks for the MHO.
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+1 yPretty fucking often. Everything is a gamble and we lose more often than we win. When it’s left up to luck, it’s a gamble. When you approach things more strategically, it’s not a “loss” based on luck— it’s a loss based on effort or another variable with greater/smarter input.
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+1 yI've only ever been to a casino once in my life.
For actual gambling, I mean I went all the time as a kid to watch the horse-races 'cause sometimes our horses were in them but I never bet on them and didn't really gamble til I was 19.
Lost $250. Played blackjack and roulette.
Didn't see the appeal.
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+1 yI don’t gamble for two reasons: the first is I do not leave the house to gamble in a physical way and will not gamble online because I’m scared of information stealing and the second is if I win I have to disclose my identity which I think is dangerous. A lot of lottery winners get killed for their money or their family does if they winner himself is protected by security.
10 Reply 844 opinions shared on Other topic. A qualified answer, LOVES: Drove to Lake Tahoe one winter, and in Tahoe, I stopped at a casino, and played slot machines. I lost enough to pay for my lift Tickets at Tahoe.
That day on: I never gamble more money than I can afford to flush down the toilet !!!10 Reply
+1 yI dont gamble like you think
But I risk my entire retirment income to buy a farm without taken out any loans.
Basicaly, i paid cash for my farm. I gave them 80% downpayment and the other 20% I pay off monthly. No bank invoved
Just an old fashion Land Contract with lawers and a paper trail.
I risk my future to live out my dream
footnote;
The land seller gave me 2% APR. Let see a bank that kind of intrest rate10 Reply- 393 opinions shared on Other topic.
+1 yI don't really gamble, though if I were to bet college football I always go for the less high profile games where the line was largely set by a few biased fans betting wads of money on their school and wager accordingly. Always look for lines that were already influenced by the suckers
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+1 yEvery time. It's why I don't invest at all. Which sucks because I know how much you can make from investing. But I have never won a gamble in my life.
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Watch the clip, read the updates 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Again I never gamble. I always loose lol.
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First question, once every two weeks. I buy scratchers periodically.
Second question, it's been many years, but I think twice.13 Reply- +1 y
Lol. It happens right?
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So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
+1 yThat never happened... It baffles me that people actually have no idea whether they need a shit or fart... I somehow jus know the difference every time
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Usually happens when their stomach disagrees with something they ate.
+1 yI don’t gamble often but I do rarely. I usually don’t lose in black Jack or poker because I’m good at playing mind games 🤣
10 Reply3.3K opinions shared on Other topic. I feel it will be more often when I get older, based on my parents...
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Oh dear 🤣
my gambling is limited to low stakes... as in Fallout New Vegas and Pokemon Casinos LOL! or an all or nothing life and death attack in SWTOR PVP!
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+1 yi have a poker night with some friends every 2 weeks. it's not serious. we just play for 5 bucks stakes each. it's just for fun, talking and having a beer. i usually do not win xD
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+1 yConventionally
The lottery everytime
Scratch cards are probably like 25-30% winners
Betting is more like 50% but the wins are sometimes tiny and other timed a modest sum10 Reply
Anonymous(36-45)+1 yWell before I read the update I was going to say all the time. But then I had a good laugh and my new answer is less than 0.01% up from 0.005% after I had my gallbladder removed.
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Awwwwww 🤣
788 opinions shared on Other topic. I hardly ever gamble. I can't remember the last time I did it if I ever have done it
10 Reply1.1K opinions shared on Other topic. Practically never. Can’t remember the last time that happened.
10 Reply13K opinions shared on Other topic. I do not gamble. I don;t even buy lottery tickets anymore.
12 Reply3.8K opinions shared on Other topic. I don't gamble. I once won 90K in craps in 10 throws of the dice, and I figure that was all my gambling luck right there.
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+1 yI have pretty good luck.
I won 20 bucks off my coworker once playing cards10 Reply - 6.4K opinions shared on Other topic.
+1 yI play the lotto now and then, but never more than a few bucks.
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+1 yI have lost every single time I’ve gambled so I don’t anymore. 😂
10 Reply909 opinions shared on Other topic. I buy a few lottery tickets. I consider it entertainment because I don't eat out.
10 Reply4.5K opinions shared on Other topic. Not often but I have a steady winning streak and then lose it
10 ReplyI don't gamble period.
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But did you watch the vid? Cuz this is a different kind of gambling..
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+1 yI win 75% of the time. The Lord is good 🙏
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+1 yEvery time i truly gamble
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I tried to make a 50 bet on the mets in 69 to win the world series, i tried to make the bet in August when they were in last place. They laughed at me and did not take the bet
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Sorry did not watch the video
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Forgiven. And your answer now? 🧐
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Oh i let them know it
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LFGM
Only Mets Fans can relate.
They laughed wow? Well it makes sense in. ‘69 but too bad you didn’t try a different casino. Was this sportsboook in A/C? Vegas? - +1 y
@RealRedHead no, just a bet with coworkers, they were all reds fans
I don't gamble, cuhh
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Never? Like you never took a risk and that was the wronggggg choice?
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I am not talkin about money. Did ya see the clip? 🤣
1.9K opinions shared on Other topic. I only bet on sure things.
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+1 yI don't gamble. I cannot afford it.
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+1 yNever because I don't gamble
10 Reply 50/50 lol
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no way lol
+1 yI played slot machine like 4 years ago
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+1 yNever...
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+1 yI dont gamble
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