What skill hath bestow'd upon thee a new ability thee never foresaw?

[Anonymous]

dont worry, you are safe

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[LesterJester]

I dost gained the skills and forthright in understanding the lyrical traits of thyne language in ye olden tradition.

As the cow is flung by thou holy catapult, I hast proclaimed thy abilities to be lacking in emojis, though strength be gained in the study of the ancient tongue of thy planet Melmac.

Ha! I kill me.

[Asker]

Ahh, cunning sir! Thank thee for thy knowledge!

[PoopyPoop]

Mine wine was fullest like the fullest of moons until I hath drinkenth it such, thereupon, that it laid dost empty at my groin all emptieth and sucheth and sucheth, that I might not waketh upeth the next morning after drinkenth the portion of mine wine, which wath dou sucheth that such was sucheth so mucheth, that mine slumber might be fated such to eternity as Jupiter's cock would have it such. But sucheth was not sucheth and such was such not.

[PoopyPoop]

Be it Jupiter's cock rising that awoketh me from what shouldeth be mine eternal slumber, I but woketh all blumber-like and slumber-liketh and sucheth, that should a noble such as walketh the way I dost, they surely would be thought ill for a day. And betweeneth drinking my ale and as thou, mine, am the avatar, me dost protest the lack of nudeth women that accompany me to mine bed. I but look at my own arse and awoken to mine vomet with no shapely bosoms to pilloweth my face.

[PoopyPoop]

But uponeth that day awoke a legend, for me dost drank what thou wouldst say is the modern equivalents of 20 liter-fills of wine. And I dost still stand, a legend of wine for all to look upeth upon, or downeth.

[FictionalCharacter]

What the hell is with you Scorpios with Victorian eras and sonnets?

[Asker]

is jealousy yond i doth sense?

[FictionalCharacter]

😅. No, I just don’t get it. Since you guys have a manipulative, dark personality. That you mask it with poetry’s and classical musics.

[Asker]

Worry not! I'd beest just as bewilder'd as thee if 't be true i hath believed in those delusions

[FictionalCharacter]

Oh shut up, yes you do. Liar 😈

[DanielBlack1904120]

Circumstances growing up made develop this thing where in just about any setting of people i can tell you what people are gna do, think, feel. Im pretty accurate with it to the point where it can even be from a distance if im close with the person. Feels like a panic attack but instead of slowing down time & curving bullets i can tell if my little brother is in trouble... Mom died... Wife is in any danger at all. Thats actualy two things but they work together.

[t-8900]

who in the what now?

You mean like shooting 3" magnum.410s from a one finger derringer?

[Asker]

only if 't be true t delights thee

[t-8900]

its true but after shooting about 9 rounds you're done for like a fortnight

[Asker]

Oh how most wondrous! thank thee for sharing!

[sensible27]

Ahem, the ability to foresaw omnia thee never foresaw

[Asker]

Oh what might thee'd has't! Us groundings would bow to thy wisdom!

[sensible27]

Thy shall not go gently into that valorous night

fusty age shouldst burneth and rave at closeth of day;

rage, rage 'gainst the dying of the lighteth.

though wise men at their endeth knoweth dark is right,

because their w'rds hadst f'rk'd nay lightning those gents

doth not wend gentle into yond valorous night.

rage, rage 'gainst the dying of the lighteth.

[Asker]

Brilliant thee knave! I couldst hark to this all day!

[call_me_scar]

Not exactly sure what your asking but I've been training my left hand to be as good as my right I still need to work on writing though

[Asker]

Yond what i like!

[_no_one_]

Ze ability to fast learn anything after sleeping for 12 hours.

[Asker]

I envy thee

[_no_one_]

you shouldn't coz i am having exams

[Asker]

Well then i envy thy future knowledge

[_no_one_]

i dub thee

[Asker]

Would thee behold at yond! For the dark knight hast truly risen!

[_no_one_]

ayo which dark night yoh talking bout 😳

[Asker]

thee shall knoweth his name at which hour he wanteth thee to

[Stan_Control_]

The ability to pause a Youtube video --just-- before it ends.

[Luopio27]

Is this tje Shakespear version of Jive language, designd to make sure only white people know what they are saying?

[Asker]

I haven't the slightest clue what thou art talking about

[CuriousMufuxka]

I, under the grasp of Recleus! Shall bestow the skill of unfuckwitable onto thee.. You will now be be protected on the streets of Compton California.

[MCheetah]

The skill of self-confidence.

[NathanDavis]

@Sonorous Happy Holidays by the way

[Asker]

Oh I wish I could agree. But this holiday has & is going to be quite the depressing rollercoaster for me

[NathanDavis]

ain't that life... as long as it's also going up, at times

[Joker_]

foreskin skills

[Asker]

may i beest thy desciple?

[Joker_]

you mayeth noteth

[Asker]

forgive me thy majesty

[Joker_]

no‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Asker]

as i deserve not

[Joker_]

I'm shitting rn

[Asker]

mine own lord, thy waste shalt beest did store in the finest temple

[Joker_]

what temple is the finest temple

[Asker]

Wherefore, the one thee deem to beest so, mine own lord!

[Heartache0405]

Intuition and timing

[emperor90]

None

[Asker]

there is, thee just knoweth not

[Anonymous]

What?

[Asker]

I forgive thee

[Opinion Owner]

🤣🤣🤣 m'lord