What are you like when you wake up?

[Anonymous]

I am what you can call "a bitch" as soon as I wake up. Actually today I woke up in the afternoon oopsie! but as you can clearly tell I wasn't as grumpy if I woke up earlier lol

[zeitgeist057]

When I first wake up, I am ready to go! Or at least I feel like I am, I am in a good mood and full of energy, but I'm also a bit still half asleep sometimes it seems; I'll do funny things like go to the kitchen but forget why I am there until I go back to the bedroom and have the same stimulus again to remind me. Then I'll chuckle about it to myself how dopey I am.

I don't drink coffee in the morning usually except if people want to go to coffee, I don't need it at all. But it's fun every once in a while anyway.

I like to exercise in the morning, it's kind of a good habit I've had most my life, especially working in firefighting. It just feels like a great start to the day to hike up a mountain, go surfing "dawn patrol" style, hit the gym at opening time, or go rowing on the water as the light first cracks over the horizon. I just love it.

[Lliam]

I tend to be lazy when I first wake up. When it's cool in the house, I want to stay under the covers.
Typically, the first thing I do when I get out of bed is turn on my wifi and then put the teapot on the stove for my morning coffee. As that heats up, I brush my teeth, shave, wash, and get myself together.
Once I sit down at my laptop and get some coffee in me, I feel ready for the day.

The very best way to wake up in the morning, though, it to roll over, spoon up against my woman's warm, pillowy ass and pork her.

[Apulu_3]

Depends on how I woke up. Like I am in good mood when I wake up early by 4-5 am because it is silent and calm. But I'm all grumpy when I wake up after 6 am because either my sister will jump on me and shout," Wake up you donkey" or my dad will tickle me. It can be only good if my mom wakes me up because she wakes me up gently by cuddling with me, whispering good about me and all but if I still fell asleep then she will shake me hard and say, "Get up now. Start your day."

[Aerissa_Jade]

I'm like one of those energetic bouncy annoying dogs. Everyone says, how the hell do you have so much energy and are so happy.

That is me in the morning for sure, now in the evening... I'm more like usual morning people are when they first wake up.

[Sonorous]

Calm & seeking quiet. I'm only grumpy when I wake up and people are being loud too soon. I need a few hours of quiet to regain my sanity. It's my favorite time to meditate.

[DesiUwU]

I always look like I got high the night before when I just wake up and it drives me nuts.
I’m actually very awake and high strung and nice in the mornings. I have to be that person tho. The rest of my family are grumpy as hell when they just wake up.

[Jasmine-Darkfire]

Groggy, these late school nights make getting up really hard.

[Asker]

You can say that again

[DaveToo]

I don't have time to be grumpy. I have two cats wanting breakfast and a cuppa with my name on it calls for me.

[Asker]

Aww how old are they and what kind?

[DaveToo]

Siofra is a cross between a Somalicat and a Maine coon. She's 13.
Houdini is ginger and is 6.

[molonski2]

I like quiet if its morning , relaxed , casual , I dislike rushing , Im more late night than morning , and fortunately I dont " have " to do anything , can awake when I like.

[TheorionMage]

Depends 'what' motivates my awakening...
with my adrenaline spiked
and my bedside laser-equipped firearm, I can be 'lethal'
in 15 seconds from a 'dead' sleep
with minimum collateral damages~

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

That position woke up a lot of guys eyes hahaha jk jk jk but I usually wake up and think oh not another day of this bull

[loveslongnails]

I'm not bad in the morning, but watch out if you wake me up from a nice nap ! Good to see you again, Tay.

[JosyJosy]

I'm just wrapped up in my blanket not wanting to wake up, but once I'm out I'm good

[dustybiker]

I’m like an owl in the morning.

[TrueConfection]

I get up an hour earlier than everyone else just so I can have a cup of coffee in peace and quiet. After that, I can be totally civilized.

[Nikki1989]

I never feel good in the morning. It takes me an hour or two to feel normal again.

[Stevefiveo]

It takes me a minute and a hot shower to wake up and then I'm ready to start my day.

[BlackTealLazer]

I'm what you call "Cloud Strife" when I wake up: a disinterested dick.

[muscularbumblebee]

Grumpy until I have my coffee and big breakfast, after that I’m pretty hyper

[Jessica405]

I sometimes wake up grumpy. Other times, I let him sleep in.

[diwira]

A happy person! I am too excited in the morning unless I did not sleep good.

[2legit2lye]

I take 2 vitamin C pills when i get up that helps but if i get woke up im the same

[MelissaMarie9614]

Mostly groggy and also cranky (not always cranky all the time though, sometimes) once I have my morning coffee, I'm good after that.

[Mark987]

When I was younger I would pop out of bed.. now I need a few minutes to collect myself and then get out of bed

[jjj101010]

I don’t like waking up quickly I take a bit of time to come round

[bolverk]

Can be a grump first thing, especially when the arthritis pain kicks off.

[RebeccaBI2000]

I wake up happy most of the time. Leave me a lone after a episode though

[LegendaryIcon]

im not a morning person, ill teell ya that for sure

what were you doing here?

being a bitch?

[Anonymous]

Usually horny, or Emotional. Or I immediately have to pee.

[AydenHazor]

I'm grumpy and exhausted when I wake up until I'm out of bed and moving around

[Throwdownxxx]

Wake up earlier so you can clean your damn room. lol

[TsAubreyKate]

Usually disoriented and hungover I’m always pissed if I’m woken up tho no matter the time a day ( how hard is it to leave a guy alone

[Indiepop123]

I really hate waking up too quickly i take time😅 i like to have my coffee and cigarettes

[talka20]

Does coffee n cigarettes make u poop? Or any one of em?

[Indiepop123]

@talka20 neithrt

[Indiepop123]

@talka20 neither

[talka20]

Thankyou... many people smoke cuz at some point it becomes their method to poop otherwise it doesn't get down or something... and recently i notice myself in this situation too when i have tea... but not that otherwise it dont... but I've been noticing this

[Guanfei]

Quiet, but immediately ready. I can wake up, get ready and leave 5 minutes later.

[nawtee_me]

I don't think you could ever be bitch or grumpy even... lol ;)

[Canada2]

Normally I am ok. But definitely need my coffee first.

[melanieeeB]

Normal.. like always

[Effie2004]

I’m like morning already?

[Asker]

Ikr!

[AndrésC64]

I'm not a morning person. Don't talk to me.

[Prettygurl12]

Depends if my morning is rushed.

[Still-alive]

Im ok. Just need to pee and shower and im good :p

[awkward_author]

I'm slightly hyper and talkative.

[Ironic_Method]

Grumpy. My wife knows to stay away for a bit.

[Naenia]

I'm like an angry goose.

[moonpie89]

I'm like what time is it.

[pizzalovershouse]

If I get enough sleep I'm fine

[Wise4myage]

I'm usually very chipper and never grumpy.

[Gal67]

Are you radiating excess heat in that photo?

[Iron_Man]

Moody and cranky as a mean big bear 🐻

[Likes2drive]

Still tired and want to go back to sleep

[Anonymous]

I would lose myself in your room. Why so messy?

[noohair]

Before or after coffee?

[Fuentes]

Nothing i just wanna go back to sleep

[cookiecrusher]

Something tells me you might be one 24/7 😗

[legalboxers]

still comatose..

and is that you?

[Luckycharms12]

Sleepy need tea or coffee

[dolemite89]

like a stoner ballerina with a bad attitude 😂

[Tstrbrainer]

I'm someone who makes a bitch behave

[WhiteBoyChill]

You look like you could use a dick

[Anonymous]

Still tired but hey there's money to be made

[MelonSoda]

I'm also a bitch.

[Willoughby23]

Can I eat your pussy in that position?

[Anonymous]

Sleepy, is this what you wear to sleep?

[fonduegirl]

Grumpy asf