





He will suddenly get all the memories of being raped by his uncle and fall into a deep despair from which there is little hope of recovery, without intensive psycho-therapy!
*kirby hugs you instead
Aww, thanks hun!
And thanks Kirby
He becomes a clusterfuck with anxiety and depression
Damn, thats depressing
He would be able to use some of my moves I learned from watching WWE Wrestling
Thanks for Most Helpful Guy :)
Self awareness. Like he’ll suddenly realize he’s a character in a video game.
Opinion
11Opinion
Sourness? Slit your throat if you look at me wrong on the outside...
And sincereness on the inside.
Depression, self-hate, procrastination problems, and five arms
damn thought it was gonna be glue related
My power to eat a tonne of ice cream and not put on weight.
Being semi shy and depressed, he probably also get the power of jerking off
A revolutionary level of sophisticated communication. Basically he’d be able to speak dinosaur and other animals would understand like my cats
He'd finally have the power to eat the spiciest foods without running for water.
he can fucks for hours
does this count? 👏👏
How about this. His sperm doesn’t get anyone pregnant.
The most deadly poison
Fart poison :o
Only if I've eaten at Denny's apparently 🤣
Dinlow :P
Im basically a human kirby so hell just be himself
Kindness and logic.
aww what a sweet kirby he'd be :D
Machismo and narcissism.
High chemical tolerance
Overthinking/ruminating, skepticism
The power to be quiet.
Depression
I was about to comment this 😂
Arthritis
Super strength
You can also add your opinion below!
Most Helpful Opinions