What is the funniest name that you can think of for a dog?

[humanearth]

My kid named her dog Twat Waffles. I'm not making that up honest

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I think I would name them Egypt for all the

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Pyramids they leave behind

[Flower_Power]

It's not the same time of comedy as Twat Waffles, but my friend had a doodle named Chewbacca. I guess that's not even funny... I can't come up with anything.

[humanearth]

That's pretty funny in my book for the breed of dog

[Flower_Power]

The fact your daughter named the dog Twat Waffles is hilarious. Where do you think she came up with that?

[humanearth]

I have no idea, she always gave animals unusual names

She named her cat Butt Licker

[Flower_Power]

Hahahaha how old is she?

[humanearth]

26 years old

[humanearth]

But she named the cat when she was 10

[Flower_Power]

Oh hahahaha

[SaoirseS]

My #1 dog is named Muck Muck Dog.


Knew a guy in school with a dog named TaterTits.


Neighbor had a dog named Whistle Dick.

[humanearth]

Good funny names

[Twalli]

An old guy named his dog Sweet Pea it was a golden retriever. An old lady with a as smaller dog named it Archibald.

[888theGreat]

Chico Rico Suave , my chihuahua because all the female chihuahuas wanted him to jump them.

[JustinTheGreat]

I love when animals have really human names
like “this is my dog, Todd”

[Twalli]

My parents want to name their next dog Taxi, because they used to yell Taxi a lot when they lived in NYC (1980s). They probably would have, except we got a black dog as opposed to a yellow one. We didn't really plan on which dog to get, we just always had golden retrievers before, so we assumed we would again.

[laurieluvsit]

I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to beat that one... lol

[humanearth]

I know that's hard to beat

[dustybiker]

My friends cats name was Putterbutt. Can’t remember the trigger other than it was funny, not cruel and fitting.

[dustybiker]

“Pudderbutt”, that’s right it was “D’s”

[humanearth]

Pair of Double D's always wins

[dustybiker]

Not always. Playing fair for all the girls with and boys who like, small girls. 😎 (in a politically correct mood today lol)

[humanearth]

Summer is coming

You ready to see this

[dustybiker]

Ha! You’ve attempted to trick me with that before. This time I was prepared. Still didn’t un-see the first viewing though…

[katiesmuff]

I don't know how anyone is going to beat a name like that! I'm afraid now to find out what my boys would come up with for a name.

[NathanDavis]

Ven... lol

which is Spanish for "come here"

[UniquelyBasic]

Twat Waffles😂😂 Thats the best name ever

[Anonymous]

Dr. Noballs. After the vet handled his business

[humanearth]

Now that's real funny

[Valso]

Slack. Named after Slackware.

[humanearth]

That was my 1st Linux OS I used. That's the OS that got me started with Linux in 2000

[Valso]

My first time was with Fedora in 2003, altough back then I didn't know it was called "linux". :)

[humanearth]

Same for mr

[exitseven]

Kitty

[Kay9DaCanine]

Butt smugler

[Kay9DaCanine]

Butt dumpling

[Kay9DaCanine]

Turd burgler

[artstatues]

Jimmy Chew

[lightbulb27]

Gomer Fetchit.

[Amy10223]

Barky

[genericname85]

sir barksalot

[Nagatoro]

DingleDork

[Iron_Man]

Kujo

[EzNamirimEzDibirim]

Dudu turk

[clemdenim]

Kitty