What's the funniest name you ever come across?

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There are some amazing and funny names for real out there.

What's the funniest nane you've ever cone across in real life?

I had a little old lady as a study subject called Polly Trolley 😂 not rude by still funny.

NotYourCinderella · Accepted Answer

Have met a Wayne Kerr. He was a 2IC and eventually a restaurant manager and owner for a fast food chain place I worked at for my first job previously where I worked at for 4 years. He was actually a bit of a wanker no surprises lol. He was in his late 30's when I first met him, and at the time was going through early separation from his now ex wife of 12 years and he was a dad to two school aged kids when I first met him. They'd be older now. He was balding and a bitter guy. Always hit on and flirted with the female staff who were over 18 and in their early 20's but he was so sly about it that nothing ever really got done. He would come to work really hungover a least twice a month and dated all kinds of women in their 20's and 30's who would come see him after work. He boasted because he has a diploma in IT and a university business degree and that made him better than the other workers but yet he had been working in fast food the last 20 years. So it's not like he really used them past restaurant management. Many of my colleagues were also students. He would verbally take out his frustrations particularly on the newer and younger staff. I was 17 when I started working there and at 20 I became a full time supervisor and then I quit when I was 21 and got a different job. I'm 24 now so he's probably in his mid 40's. Last I heard him and his wife officially divorced last year after she left him and he's the area manager of that particular fast food chain in that area now. 😳

CrazyGirl2 · Accepted Answer

Oh the best one I ever new of was at a store, I heard a fairly young woman calling to her son “Oranjallo” I though “huh, thats a nice name, then I herd her yelling out for her other kid “La monjalo” when I realized OMG, their names are actually Orange-Jello, and Lemon-Jello!

P. S. if that wasn’t enough here baby was called Pudding Pop! Okay I’m kidding about that! But the rest, the Orange Jello, and Lemon Jello… THAT is 100% true!

Creampiekarl420 · Accepted Answer

Lester wener (pronounced weiner) he should change his first name to Moe and his middle to Lester so his full name will be  Moe Lester wener 😂 then I can die happy Holden tudiks took me out🤣

CuriousMufuxka · Accepted Answer

Harry Dicks. Dudes real name, His mom Mrs. Dicks was a teacher at the Jr. High I attended in 1991. English teacher by the way..

Crepe_tart · Answer

Any name that is written almost like a "common" name, but they changed some letters.
Like this girl whose in my class, her name is Jescika, and it's pronounced as Jessica.
Everrybody gets her name wrong and calls her like "Jeskika"
I literally saw her in the verge of tears, she hates her parents.

Hellodownthere · Answer

When I qas growing up there was a guy in a neighboring town named Harry Baals. Don't know why any parent would name their son Harry with that last name. Maybe they were trying to make sure he grew up tough like A Boy Named Sue or something. I don't know.

NathanDavis · Answer

Privado... which is Spanish for Private but in Spanish... it can be seen as many other things, like deprived, catatonic... or even that room at Strip Clubs were the nasty happens... lmfao

dustybiker · Answer

Closest I can currently think would be a John Dye. Lawyer and office located next to an “after care” facility for many years. Not sure if he retired or was moved next door by others.

Genie23 · Answer

S. Boob, Pornika Datta, Ramesh Hotwani, Rohit Saxena and lot of other weird but also hilarious names/last names in Hindi.

Slingblade1126 · Answer

My 7th grade teacher's husband's name was Harry Cox.

CubaPirate · Answer

James Alonso Duckett. Poor lad was a truck driver I once worked with

Wise4myage · Answer

Richard Boner, not kidding, lol.

DarkCarousel · Answer

Rusti Karr. A used car salesman.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

I knew a guy with the last name of Vagasil…

TacosRAwesome · Answer

Not sure if funny or offensive but Pearl Haber.

KoolKidKv93 · Answer

Insignificant buttdumpling

Daniela1982 · Answer

Cli Taurus.

Andres77 · Answer

Another Ed.

Anonymous · Answer

Dick Trickle, the famous race car driver

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