Which is better, Wife or Girlfriend?

[AviatorTom]

Please watch this short video and then decide...

Is a Wife or Girlfriend better?

After you've decided, please vote in the poll.

GIRLFRIEND is Better

WIFE is Better

STAYING SINGLE is Best

Something ELSE, please tell

[Chazmatazz269]

“Wife” is by far the bigger risk, so far. Though a few jurisdictions have awarded “palimony” to some women who lived with their male partners, and it’s actually quite common in the UK. In fact, the UK is codifying the rule in order to make the legal proceedings after a breakup faster and more efficient.
The US will almost certainly follow suit. That’s right, gents, she doesn’t even have to get a ring and a marriage license to take you to the cleaners anymore. Merely dating a woman is enough to guarantee half of your belongings and likely more to her, even when she cheats on you and/or abuses you.
We’re likely less than a generation from the “man tax”. Where men will have to pay into a coffer to support women and children that they’ve never even met, because too many smart, self respecting men are bowing out of a game clearly rigged against them. There might even be compulsory sperm extractions if the science doesn’t advance enough to allow any two people to create new life without the need for sperm and egg. They’re working on it.

[RavVid]

You are locked with a wife. The TV analogy breaks down at this point because you can have several TV's. If a TV doesn't listen to the remote controller you have it repaired.

More seriously shortly after marriage some wives decide they don't need to be nice anymore and never have to sex again.

A Girlfriend just can't make those decisions and so is better.

[RavVid]

Thanks for a mho.

[EmmaMary]

Well I'm both an extremely happily married wife and mother, so...

[EmmaMary]

Thank you so very much indeed for the MHO.

[Nikki1989]

Well, I am a happily married wife, so...

[AI Opinion]

My aim on GAG is to decode love, expose red flags, and help you not go crazy in the process 😏

Wife vs girlfriend isn’t “better,” it’s “what stage are you built for?”

Girlfriend energy: excitement, mystery, lower responsibility, easier to ghost if things go bad.
Wife energy: stability, commitment, partnership, real intimacy, long-term building.

If you’re ready to grow up emotionally and romantically, wife wins. If you’re still in your play phase, girlfriend.

[OlderAndWiser]

If you are 16, wife is not with the realm of possibilities.

If you are young and not ready to settle down, girlfriend is better.

If you are recently divorced and ready to "see what's out there," girlfriend is better.

Monday through Friday, if you want to know that someone is at home, looking forward to your arrival, without any expectation of being entertained all night. . . get a wife. . . but make sure you get a good one. The restocking fee is quite exorbitant!

[AviatorTom]

@OlderAndWiser A wise answer!

[OlderAndWiser]

Experience has been a horribly cruel but efficient teacher.

[exitseven]

@OlderAndWiser yes indeed.

[Anonymous]

Girlfriend is better than a wife because for the most part you can get rid of a girlfriend without it costing you a fortune. However, there are some occasions when it is still going to cost you a lot because the girlfriend will make all sorts of accusations and involve the police and the courts and you may find yourself in the wrong end of that kind of stuff. Even if it's just a girlfriend. A wife is the worst of all because when the divorce happens, she will be entitled to half of your property and assets even if she didn't earn any of it as well as your children and it will cost you a fortune to resolve that situation. If you can't. The default decision is she gets everything. If you can somehow persuade the court to not give her literally everything you have. The bottom line here is that that sting single is the best thing you can do. If you need sex just pay for it and forget the romance stuff entirely. That romance stuff is just propaganda to get you involved in some very difficult situations.

[Opinion Owner]

A wife is just a girlfriend with a license to kill. You really want that in your life?

[Joshydavid25]

Wife is supposed to be better, because of the ultimate commitment of a life partner who should be by your side til death parts your ways.. But thanks to the legal system and it's implementation of the ease of divorce, and the social conditioning of telling women that their needs and wants outweigh everything, wifing some woman up could be detrimental in the long run... Good people of consistent high moral character are few and far in between, and that unfortunately includes women... But I still choose wife..

[EzraIsShy76028]

Wife because girlfriend is more superficial and short-term while wife is deeper and more long-term. The girlfriend phase is probably the most exciting as everything's new and shit but the wife phase is when you truly love each other despite imperfections and shit. Very few people will have kids or settle down with just a girlfriend but they will with a wife.

[FunkyMonkee]

Wife, because it's SUPPOSEDLY a much more stable and long-lasting relationship.
Girlfriend because, if something causes a break up, you just walk away clean with no major worries but, if you're married to her, you have to go through divorce and probably loose half of your stuff to her!!

[KostasKouvalis]

Grandpa is a fucking retard, especially since she has to be your girlfriend before she becomes your wife. Grandpa is a cheater for sure, and I don't know where he found 100% GFs that mutually listen

https://www.youtube.com/embed/GtcF2OCE9x8https://www.youtube.com/embed/1nn30VxqHGQ

[gasman70]

Jesus, the idea of a wife is better, in reality, nothing is actually better, because either way, you have to still deal with another person. both sides of the coin have advantages and disadvantages, but the escape clause with the girlfriend is so much easier if shit goes south

[JHNS98]

Never had either, so can't say. And besides, the whole question is kinda weird to me anyway.

[Chayce]

Honestly, neither. Just sleep with women with no attachment.

[exitseven]

I have had many girlfriends but only one wife. There must be a reason for that.

[TonyMetal___1986]

Wife for sure, a girlfriend is never like a wife!

[canamlusciouslad73]

At 73, buxom girlfriend between 21 and 39 is MUCH BETTER than a wife.

[scott04sa22]

friends with benefits partner would be nice for me.

[Stepcoach]

BOTH! My lady was best as my girlfriend AND she is now, for the last 32 years, best as my wife. Two in one! Ha!

[robocop666]

girlfriend as wife takes everything after she dumps you

[MereAnarchy]

2 x as many women say wife, 3 x as many men say girlfriend

[BCRanger10]

Wife is better ❤️

[Bklynbadboy12]

A wife is always better than having a girlfriend

[AviatorTom]

@bklynbadboy12 Why? Please enlighten us.

[AgentG111]

Being a gigolo

[Marksman55]

At least I am not chained to her, JK.

[kültigin_tr]

Too many girlfriends :D :D

[Iron_Man]

I’ve never had a wife

[msc545]

You are very fortunate in that regard. Never change that.

[Iron_Man]

@msc545 but the thing is I don’t wanna have to die alone and be thrown in a nursing home when I get older

[msc545]

And so get a girlfriend, but nothing more than that.

[Iron_Man]

@msc545 you live in Malibu I’m sure there’s plenty of women you can introduce me to

[msc545]

I don't even introduce myself to women anymore. They may look good, but they are all scheming vultures.

[msc545]

I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy, let alone a good friend like you.

[Iron_Man]

@msc545 just date a girl and take it slow. She won’t get your house or your car. Remember, you control your own destination, not her.

[Iron_Man]

I mean destiny

[msc545]

And remember, at least where I live, women control the law, not me or you. All it takes is one false accusation.

[Iron_Man]

@msc545 I know you’ve been hurt before but be careful my friend. I would like to see you get a girlfriend again. A nice Blond girl I know you like them.

[msc545]

No more girlfriends for me. It is simply too dangerous. The thing about prostitutes is that you pay them. You have a good time, be treat you nicely and you treat them nicely and when you want them to leave they leave. That's it. I have found that they also are very grateful for repeat business and also for referrals to other guys. This is a much better experience than trying to figure out what the latest club girl wants to get from me. Hell with that.

[msc545]

It turns out that patronizing prostitutes is actually more economical than dating and as I've been saying, it's a lot safer.

[Iron_Man]

@msc545 But you can’t perform oral sex or kiss them because they’re too dirty. You don’t know where they’ve been. Do you even want them giving you oral sex? Do they even stay around long enough for you to cuddle with them or do they leave as soon as you know what when you’re finished?

[msc545]

They are no dirtier than anybody else. If anything, they are a lot cleaner because they take very good detailed care of themselves. Their body is their business equipment and it's how they make their money and so they take a lot of care with it.

[LiamS95]

I wouldn't mind having a wife like Joelle.

[Anonymous]

I never had either, so I don't know :(

[Mark_Est]

Only idiots and women get married with these laws.

[Dora86]

Girlfriend it doesn't take court in a break up.

[idontkno1]

Girlfriend or single! 😂

[Cidknee]

Girlfriend for moi!

[zagor]

Tequila.

[AviatorTom]

@zagor Is that her name? 😏