Stupid question, needs stupid answer. Do you wipe your butt from west to east, east to west, south to north or north to south?

[humanearth]

Funniest answers wins MHO

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@WhatTheHeckkkk had the best answer. Please go give her a congratulations for best comic

[HighlyVolatile]

Depends on the configuration of the stars and sun. I was never the type with a fixed destination; I enjoy the journey. I tend to favor the east and west way though. East-side, west-side... there's no north-side or south-side which appeals to me. 2pac and Biggie navigating the yin and the yang... maybe a slight preference for the East side. Brooklyn style -- Sean P RIP!

[HighlyVolatile]

https://youtu.be/2ULe0Kreksw

[HighlyVolatile]

I also got the blood if I drank way too much.

[humanearth]

Pretty good there Chicken Smoker

[HighlyVolatile]

Thank you, moist-ass!

Yo, I be on da toilet seat.
Dealing and hustlin on da streets!
East-side, west-side, other side!

I made a calamity oh-shout,
tis' urban but not urbanity,
80-proof poop-soup in a bowl,
east-side, west-side, human-side.

[RobT312]

Wipe? Who wipes anymore?
ya spray!

And FOR LARGER LOADS , just call the FD!

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

People wipe? God… When did we become so uncivilized?


I use a sharp rock that I find in my back yard. Preferably one with dirt on it. I use the bathroom, but I walk outside unwiped, grab that rock, pop a squat, and go to town. I use that rock over and over again.

[humanearth]

Thats super funny, we may have a winner for best female comic on GAG

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Thank you! 😁 Glad I could make some people laugh, with my disturbingly disgusting humor lol!

[exitseven]

@WhatTheHeckkkk I use a banana leaf plant. It has plenty of leaves and it grows like crazy.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hell why wipe, here in good ole Milwaukee, we just open up a Fire hydrant:

Hell, we wash our a$$ that way, but also wash our clothes that way:

Doesn't everyone 🤷🏼‍♀️ huh, guess it's just a Milwaukee thing, who knew🤣

[humanearth]

Funny thing as a kid in the ghetto, we all did that

[Andres77]

West to east at home.
Southeast to northwest at work.

[humanearth]

Might have a winner here

[dorksided1]

I am horrible at directions! I have to stop and ask

[Still-alive]

Lol im sure an expert will be with you shortly to explain with excruciating details lol

[dorksided1]

@Still-alive I tend to look for landmarks

[IsoUser]

I'm guessing that depends upon whether or not you are essentially sitting North or South of the Equator relatively speaking Lmao.

[Likes2drive]

Well since I’m standing then it’s south to north no matter where I am 😊

[Anonymous]

North to South, and I use tumbleweeds to wipe.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hlgHroMOPWs

[Goforit1010]

If I need a damn compass to wipe my rear, I'm in BIG trouble!

[Hanrej]

I wipe it with a compas. That way I wipe it in all directions.

[Anonymous]

No need to wipe when you have butt floss.

[Fuentes]

From South America to North America

[humanearth]

That's the worlds longest wipe

[douride2]

No need to wipe when you have a garden hose.

[humanearth]

How does that work in Canada's cold winters

[douride2]

You end up cold with a frozen a$$

[humanearth]

Haha haha

[joeldalton]

I use a bidet and pat dry.

[skyeee_]

i wipe my butt from earth to mars

[Guardian45]

Pardone?

[NYCQuestions1976]

Depends on which direction the toilet is pointing.

[Guardian45]

I use a sextant to make that determination

[exitseven]

south by southwest.

[ImNoOne111]

You wipe your butt?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

South to North

[TX651]

3times

[JesseJayNeak]

South to north

[Anonymous]

ask a catholic