Do you wipe your butt standing up or sitting down?

[teasegirl]

This has been the discusion for years between people I know. Answer the poll.

Sitting on the toilet

Standing up

[Red_Arrow]

Okay... strange. But what really tickles my curiosity is why people would stand to wipe. You are already sitting down, why change? Also, the sitting or squatting position spreads the cheeks more and allows a better, complete wipe, while standing closes the cheeks and makes it less likely to "get it all".

[teasegirl]

Lol some people are weird!

[Nightingale]

One pass to remove the big parts, then move to the bidet.

In case you Americans don't know what a bidet is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

[pooper89]

People take the time to use that?

[teasegirl]

Lol I know what it is.

[HandsomeRaj]

@teasegirl is a smart American :D :D

[Nightingale]

@pooper89 Well... considering your user name you sure have a lot of expertise on the topic, am I right? ;)

[wirenuts1948]

sitting down, front to back, sometimes two passes.

[DivaMonae]

Combination of both... I start off sitting down but finish standing up.

[knotme]

I so it while sitting down, then I finish it off; while standing

[knotme]

I do it*

[sovetskii13]

Somewhere in the middle. I get up, lean forward with my knees bent.

[teasegirl]

Well that's what I mean by stand up. I doubt people stand completely straight up.

[steveguitar]

Doesn't standing up smush any leftover in between your cheeks? Isn't that why when we're kids and forget to check for toilet paper we scream for help

[knotme]

lol, no you scream for help, because you need to wipe your butt, no matter what, and you can't do that without toilet paper

[steveguitar]

Of course but if you stand up then you will just have more to clean and it may lead to having to take a shower.

Anyways what do you do?

[knotme]

Lol, I sit, then stand. I use wet wipes as well

[teasegirl]

You could definitely wipe without toilet paper. It isn't the best choice but if you had to you could. You just won't

[steveguitar]

Long as there's soap and water

[questioner1991]

Sitting down I don`t want any pee falling on the floor when I stand.

[TadCurious]

but wouldn't you have already wiped your pee off BEFORE you started wiping your butt? That way there wouldn't be any pee falling if you stood up? I was just wondering if girls wiped their pee before they wiped their poop.

[questioner1991]

If I'm wiping my pee siting down why not finish the whole job sitting down too?

[Ruschnav]

Sitting down and oddly enough, front to back. It just feels so weird going from back to front.

[HandsomeRaj]

I do it sitting down, my gf starts sitting down and finishes standing up :D

[Anonymous]

Sitting but I only go when I'm about to shower so I more just wash off in the shower.

[teasegirl]

Yeah same here

[Anonymous]

I always stand up to wipe my ass.. How do people do that sitting down?

[teasegirl]

Lol and this is exactly how I've argued about this many times. How the hell you do tht standing up?

[Opinion Owner]

You stand up and bend over..

[teasegirl]

There's only one thing I will stand and bend over for and that's not the one...

[Opinion Owner]

To pick something up off the floor?

[Arwens-Fire]

Sitting down, and then I stand up.

[MyInternetUserName]

I switch it up, gotta keep things fresh

[teasegirl]

Sounds like you don't like routine

[llorando]

Sitting on the toilet.

[blondfrog]

sitting lol sometimes standing

[Anonymous]

LOL...you're killin me. :)

[knotme]

Whose killing you?

[Opinion Owner]

QA is...her questions always make me laugh.

[teasegirl]

Well I try. I live for this mr anonymous.

[Opinion Owner]

It is appreciated.

[teasegirl]

I know.

[Opinion Owner]

Of course you do.

[Opinion Owner]

Is your pooch a black lab?

[teasegirl]

She's supposed to be a boxer mix (the mom was a boxer and I saw her)
That being said she looks like a pit- lab.
A the dog park I have been told that she must have:
Lab
Boxer
Pit
Pointer
German Shepard
Doberman
Great Dane
An others I can't remember.

In other words she is a pure breed mutt.

[Opinion Owner]

That's cool. In many ways muts are the best dogs of all. Dogs rock.

[teasegirl]

She is something that's for sure. She is the best dog I swear! I love my baby.

[Opinion Owner]

She may be a great dog but she can't be the best dog because that designation belongs to my springer spaniel. :)

[teasegirl]

I think you've been lied to

[Opinion Owner]

Hmmm, I don't know. She pretty damned cute.

[teasegirl]

But she isn't Lola so...

[Opinion Owner]

I'll give you that...

[teasegirl]

Lol show me a picture of your dog

[Opinion Owner]

I don't have a pic of her but she looks a lot like this...

upload.wikimedia.org/.../Spot_Fetcher.jpg

[teasegirl]

Chocolate chip ice cream

[Opinion Owner]

She looks exactly like the dog on the right in this pic...

https://www.essft.com/photos/puppy_kiss.jpg

[teasegirl]

What her name?

[justbanANNAz]

lol sitting down...

[Anonymous]

I never wipe my ass, so I do neither XD

[catguy]

ewwww :o

[Opinion Owner]

:)...:D...:P

[Opinion Owner]

The tread marks I make are amazing

[Anonymous]

I stand up

[chocolateismylover]

Sitting down.