What would you do if you could teleport?

[TheMajesticKing777]

I would teleport into bank vaults 🙂

[Andres77]

Travel... a lot.
Use the gas money I save to pay for museum or park entry fees, food and lodging.
I'd be tempted to start running extreme races, 50-100 miles and teleport ahead when no one is watching. Set all kinds of new records... but that would be unethical so... I wouldn't.
I'd prank the hell out of governments. Put flags where they shouldn't be, paint smiley faces on statues, turn documents upside down in the display cases... just fun stuff.

[HighlyVolatile]

I don't think I'd use it correctly just teleporting into women's showers all the time. I'm like "Oops. I pushed the wrong button." Then just start pushing all the other buttons and end up in another set of women's showers.

[TheMajesticKing777]

Nah you wildin, you teleport where you think of teleporting so that's all you 🤣

[HighlyVolatile]

If I teleported into men's showers I'd push the reverse button and go back to where I was before. :-D

[TheMajesticKing777]

Imagine if you teleport to the bottom of the ocean

[HighlyVolatile]

That's no fun unless there are mermaids. But mermaids only got boobs. Where's the butt and vagina? I put the button again.

Pentagon: We need people to teleport to catch a terrorist. But you must only teleport from one women's showers to the next. Do we have any volunteers:
Me in the back: Me me me me me me me me! [Walk up to the front] Me me me me me me! [Walk up on stage in front of his face] Me me me me me me!

[TheMajesticKing777]

I don't know about all that now

[HighlyVolatile]

I'm the Vonyeurnater!
https://youtu.be/U_acDo8L_fM
Blondes, brunettes, redheads, white, black, Hispanic, I see all the breasts. But it's my job. I work for the Pentagon and seeing endless breasts is a big part of the job. I am pro.

[TheMajesticKing777]

So is this your theme song or something lol

[HighlyVolatile]

Purple nipple, pink nipple, brown nipple, long nipple, short nipple, small areola, wide areola, pizzle nipples... I'm an undercover agent with a database... they call me double-O nipple.

[HighlyVolatile]

It's who I am. Zoom-in to that photo! I recognize that nipple. Sarah Connor... that's her name. Pentagon: Are you sure? Me: Sure as rain. I never forget a nipple.

[HighlyVolatile]

Pentagon: We have no leads behind the terrorist bombings except a picture of a woman's breasts. Who can we turn to in these dark times?

James Bond: I know these times are hopeless but one of my acquaintances is the greatest expert on women's breasts that I have ever met.

Pentagon leader: Who is this person of whom you speak?

Jame's Bond: His whereabouts are hidden from all but his most trusted allies. But he goes by the alias, HighlyVolatile, on some site called GirlsAskGuys. He is the best I've ever known... purple nipples, brown nipples, long nipples, short nipples.

Pentagon leader: Contact him! Put all our agents on this task. He is our last hope!

[TyLeeAndPink]

This is so gross

[JoyGirl]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would teleport to different countries for vacation. 😌

[TheMajesticKing777]

You can teleport to 7 different places for a week for vacations lol

[JoyGirl]

Yap. 😌

[Bratsondanielle]

I would visit my parents a whole lot more for sure

[TheMajesticKing777]

That sounds like a good use of the power

[Bratsondanielle]

Ikr 👍

[R4nd0mdud3r]

I would rise the ranks of my job because I get there on time, get coffees at record speed, and can get documents from anywhere in the building. It gives me a strong income that I can sustain without ruining my life.

[HawkPerception]

I'd travel the world and see friends more often than I do. It would take all the effort out of commuting and save so much time in the day.

[TheMajesticKing777]

I know, it sounds like a breeze and effortless

[jamesgoldman]

Teleport home once I'm tired of walking

And Poland I have reasons to go there

[TheMajesticKing777]

Tired of walking? Just teleport home lol

[shortster]

Play professional sports; and make boatloads of cash. Or become a magician if they banned me from playing.

[TheMajesticKing777]

Magician sounds like a good choice

[KrakenAttackin]

Bank vault, gun shop, sorority houses... the options are limitless 😂😂

[TheMajesticKing777]

They really are, even other planets lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would constantly make cool video game references.

[TheMajesticKing777]

Sounds pretty legit lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would also go to Quilace and see if my theory is corrct

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Correct

[TheMajesticKing777]

If you can do so then I won't stop you

[Dinosaursandanime65]

You’d have no need

[TheMajesticKing777]

I really won't

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would also bring back something great with me

[TheMajesticKing777]

I don't doubt it

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Something I desperately seek to make hearable for everyone but cannot. Can you try to help me please?

[Creampiekarl420]

I would teleport to 7 wonders of the world and wank off on all of them

[exitseven]

I guess I would travel around the country.

[dustybiker]

I would travel to places off the beaten path.

[TheMajesticKing777]

The what?

[dustybiker]

All the places that are hard to reach, but beautiful.

[TheMajesticKing777]

Oh like the tapui

[dustybiker]

And the like, yes.

[TheMajesticKing777]

Huh?

[Blackcupcake]

I would teleport all over the world

[TheMajesticKing777]

I don't doubt that

[CuriousMufuxka]

Teleport the fuck out of work!

[Anonymous]

Can we travel to alternate dimensions?

[TheMajesticKing777]

Whatever makes you happy dude 😂

[Opinion Owner]

I’ll take it. Hmm, I think I’d save a lot of travel money.

[TheMajesticKing777]

I never thought of it like that lol

[Kkoalalita]

So many things

[TrillXHippy]

Teleport to work

[UpdateGloomyNights_]

Ocean deeper

[Anonymous]

Supermarket

[TheMajesticKing777]

Thats it?

[Opinion Owner]

I need food

[TheMajesticKing777]

Fair enough lol