What would you do if you had this Super Power: Instant short teleportation?

[Toad-1]

Just like Nightcrawler from X-men, you can travel short distances within about 2 miles (3.2 km). what would you do with it?

[PoliceLivesMatter]

For professional use, I’d want to be hired as some sort of operator within the US military, and be able to snatch up high valued targets or kill them if need be. With this type of power, so many possibilities are open. I can rescue hostages, escape interrogation, infiltrate high security compounds, transport those comrades to safety during a building fire or explosion, and so much more. That’s what I would want to use my power for.

[Jjpayne]

Great for robbing banks, lol

but I think it would just use it for parlor tricks, to pick up girls.

media3.giphy.com/.../giphy.gif
cdn6.gurl.com/.../surprised-gif.gif

[Jaye234]

Well since I live in bum fuck I'd have to drive to civilization first then use my powers. The only thing I could "jump" to is the cows lol and while they may not appreciate it they won't be impressed!
Unless I could travel the two miles then go another two miles and so forth

[witherwing]

I'd pop in at my boyfriend's house unannounced and annoy the hell out of him. 😈

[Toad-1]

i hope he gets rewarded with sex for dealing with that in the end :P

[vishna]

I'd boop around delivering packages for a living. I'd be like mutant UPS

[ThisDudeHere]

There's so much possibilities with it that I don't even know. It's one of the most versatile powers one could have.

[ThisDudeHere]

But I suppose I would secretly participate in rescue operations.

[EPunn]

I'd never have to use public transportation ever again😲

[TripleAce]

so fun...
would be so fun to go in and out of maximum security prisons like it was nothing lol...
Andy Dufresney's got nothing on me...

[mooky06]

Probably would be a really awesome super power to have lol

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would like that cause i can get anywhere in short amount of time.

[NYCQuestions1976]

I have a 50 mile commute to work. So 25 transports later... 👍

[1nittol3arn]

I'm pretty sure it would turn me into a miscevious bastard. I wouldn't work anymore, I would rob banks and continually prank people...

I don't think it would be a good idea for me to have powers like that. 😂

[Mapleshark]

Great!! That way I won't have to walk to the campus!! Hurray for me!!

[fenixx0083]

I would put clown dolls in peoples' bedrooms and move them around whenever nobody was looking

[monkeynutts]

He's cool, ide rob a bank. Then go spend 20k on strippers.

[Slim57]

The possibilities are endless. I've always loved nightcrawler, I would probably be a hostage rescuer, just teleport in there grab them and then out

[bubble_tea]

Nothing. I shouldn't really get any lazier.

[bubble_tea]

really shouldn't*

[Toad-1]

Boring 😛

[bubble_tea]

Ok, I'd shoplift then right now. The grocery store is closed. Better?

[Toad-1]

Ok better. 😛

[Shaft50]

Visit someone on the other side of the world

[Toad-1]

it'll take you a long time to get there :P

[Shaft50]

Haha... didn't you mention it was instant? Like, just add water...

[Toad-1]

instant yes, but short distant wise. :P

[Shaft50]

A whole bunch of instant's add up to a long instant which is still instant

[Rubified94]

I wouldn't need to use this super power anymore 😛

[Shaft50]

@Rubified94 Yeah, don't move for about 1,000 instants or so...

[Rubified94]

@Toad-1 lmfao or else it'll be useless 😂

[Rubified94]

@Shaft50 Gonna need another super power

[Shaft50]

@Rubified94 ... yeah, I wouldn't be sure I'd even be in the right house

[Shaft50]

@Rubified94 What superpower would you have?

[Rubified94]

@Shaft50 lol... I was thinking about having this one but if it doesn't work, I'll take flying.

[Toad-1]

@Rubified94 it works for getting you around your place easier :P

[Shaft50]

@Rubified94 Flying? Lofty aspirations, I see...

[Rubified94]

Shaft50 I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night & day, spread my wings & fly away...

[Toad-1]

@Rubified94 Careful R kelly might get you wet... >.>

[Shaft50]

@Rubified94 The carpenter decided to sing along: I believe I can saw

[Rubified94]

Hahahaha 😂

[Shaft50]

@Toad-1 You want this superpower?
cdn.playbuzz.com/.../...4d7f-8362-d98742f1512c.gif

[Toad-1]

https://m.popkey.co/e2b833/6Mwlk.gif more like this lol

[Shaft50]

Those are really weird eyes, man
https://i.imgur.com/vq2TzMO.gif

[Shaft50]

@Rubified94 If I do this instant teleportation thing though, you're going to have to keep your legs just like so... ;-)

[Toad-1]

hmmm that gives the aliens run for its money! 4.bp.blogspot.com/.../Alien+gif.gif

[Rubified94]

@Shaft50 I'll be ready

[Shaft50]

@Rubified94 That's right... just lay back... and relax

[Rubified94]

Lay back & wait

[Toad-1]

@Rubified94 *quickly teleports in first* hmmmm

[Rubified94]

Damn @Toad-1, so quick 😂

[Toad-1]

@Rubified94 had to get a quickie in first before the big one...

[Shaft50]

@Toad-1 you don't want to be too quick... premature mishaps usually happen when you get older :-)

[Toad-1]

such mishaps i can easily control now ;)

[Rubified94]

What's going on over here guys? 😂

[Toad-1]

@Rubified94 i don't but its his turn now :P

[Shaft50]

What? You used to have that?

[Toad-1]

sure as a teenager lol. i ain't gonna hide that

[Shaft50]

I used to think that erectile dysfunction would make things hard, but I was wrong

[dancing_in_nebulas]

Lose every excuse to be late to work 😔

[SmoMan71]

It would make shopping for groceries pretty easy.

[kixaru]

Transportation business

[Chrysis]

Have insane amounts of fun by trolling people.

[SirRexington]

Lets just say I'd quickly become a rich man.

[TheFunkyThumb]

Im robbing banks. Definitely.

[OfDeath]

I'd go from the couch to the fridge in an instant!

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Visit every country in the world

[Decentguy]

i would use it to steal food

[Kandy-Kane]

That would be amazing lol

[Iron_Man]

I would enter the octagon all right

[Iamanintrovert]

Save my transport expenses

[LegendOfGAG]

Rob a bank..

[Phoenix98]

Everything.

[2opaz]

rob multiple banks

[Desuyonee]

i steal money ;DDD