What CRIME should he be CHARGED with?

[AviatorTom]

In Today's News...

Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two porcelain figures.

Police admit that this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.

What crime should this man be charged with?
How about this post?

[purplepoppy]

Apparently he got off with it and came rolling home. His dog at least was very happy

[Andres77]

🤦🤦🤦

[DWornock]

Destruction of property and/or cruelty to animals.