What's the Goofiest Thing, You have ever done, on accident?

[SandandWaves]

I have had so many of those moments... but, it was okay by me, and I laughed ;)

[WhiteSteve]

I was 16 and working at a supermarket, and one of the new girls who was hired took a liking to me, and I welcomed it, she was a cutie, haha. The store did an annual promotion in partnership with The Jimmy Fund, and they’d sell scratch tickets for donations, and you’d usually win some minor prize, 50 cents off of some item or something.

So the day she started talking to me and showing interest, she was tasked with taking a turn out by the front door soliciting customers coming in or out to buy these tickets. She told me to come and hang out with her when I went on my break, and I did.

So I go out there, and I hopped up onto the long row of shopping carts pushed into each other and sat on it while I gamed her up, thinking I was as cool as could be, lmao. The manager banged on the window when my time was up, and I shifted my weight to jump off the shopping cart. Much to my dismay, this triggered the first cart, the one I was sitting on, to lurch forward, and the back of the carriage that had been flipped up in the stack fell in like a trap door, I fell into the cart, and the cart fell over onto its side, and spilled me out ass over teakettle. Obviously, I was mortified, lmfao. Worked out fine though, she and I dated for like four years, so it didn’t sink me. Hell of a first impression though😂😂😂

[SandandWaves]

mortified for sure! did it hurt at all?

[WhiteSteve]

Sprained my pride pretty good, but that was it😝

[SandandWaves]

oh good.. some falls and things just don't physically hurt, it's just like a heart pound or gee how did that happen, kind of moment

[TheSpaceGnome]

I have no idea, I do that so often I've lost track.

[jahaims]

After being up for a few days. I checked my new born sons diaper and thought I saw a poop. Went to change him and realized it was his balls lol. Another time, when I only had one kid, my daughter was crying and I thought to myself she is going to wake the baby.

[Apple1996]

Lol the ball thing happens to me often with my son's especially when they were newborns and have swollen balls 😂

[SandandWaves]

@jahaims To the second one you said... I don't have a kid, but, I do think like that with certain things, when am too stressed/ or just plain out too exhausted.. well, we all do. It's funny and not at the same time

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

This woman took me and my sister to the Vets
with my Boxer ( Samantha) to get her shots and
this woman was talking about how young the Vet
looked well I thought she meant the dog among
I was loss I said I know she has wrinkles cause
I thought this woman was talking about the dog

[MrJMM]

Probably laugh at my own joke at at school in my head very uncontrollably that I was losing air in my lungs that I was couldn't also couldn't stop laughing and fell down from my chair everyone thought I was insane.

[SandandWaves]

sounds kust like me ;)

[SandandWaves]

just^

[call_me_scar]

Seconds after watching my friend slip on concrete I walked down the same slope he did and fall just the same as him

[SandandWaves]

I can't laugh, even though it's goofy. I can picture that in mnd.. it sure would hurt

[boggboss]

Putting together a spring loaded bed spent about hour and a half to work out I fucked aomthing up super early on and had to redo it from the start

[EmyOnFire]

I wanted to make a big omelet, I used potatoes, vegetables etc etc... and it became a salty cake 😅

[SandandWaves]

oh my gosh! I made something simliar to that

[Zolly99999]

I wasn't paying attention and I was talking to a mannequin.

[SandandWaves]

I did that a few times... I was looking at something, from corner of blind spot corner of my eye, something like that, thinking it was a store person that came to see if i needed any help, so, I said first... then, was wondering why he/or she wasn't responding, I looked up, and it was the top hlf of a mannequin on a shelf!
Those things are creepy and need to take em out...
Me and my girl friend and her grand kids were in a store.. a few weeks ago, and the boy said to me, 'look' half her body is missing!

[SandandWaves]

the mannequins half body was from her hips down. he said, someone cut her from her hips in half. he said where is her top part

[Dontaaaa]

I trip over a waterline at work.

[SandandWaves]

Dod you fall down? I do trip over things sometimes, but, most time don't hit the ground

[SandandWaves]

Did^

[serious]

Never did anything like that.

[SandandWaves]

maybe.. while you were sleeping, you have.

[serious]

Well I have never taken a video of myself sleeping so I won't know. Maybe when I take a video while I sleep then I will know.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I ran into a glass wall thinking it was the door

[humanearth]

Just being me