What’s something you could teach me?

[bigpauly]

I want to be more versed and well rounded

[MCheetah]

The Laws of Universal Manipulation: The Law of Attraction, The Law of Repulsion, The Law of Charity, and The Law of Destruction.

They won't work unless you genuinely believe in them though and have enough Positive or Negative Aura (Chakras) stored up within you. Thus, The Law of Repulsion and The Law of Destruction only works with me, because I've had nothing but Negative Energy my whole life.

Nobody believes their real though, so I keep it a close-knit secret for controlling the universe. At least, when it comes to negative actions, since I'm not Positive enough for The Law of Attraction or The Law of Charity to ever work for me.

[MCheetah]

Nobody believes *they're real though

[TheorionMage]

It ALL begins with 'contextual insightfulness'... there is NO 'magic' just 'alien' science.
It is NOT enough to SEE something but you MUST wonder and look behind... to the 'why'---

The most fantastic martial arts are mere applications of mechanics, physics and precise
use of force through focused repetition. DiVinci, Einstein, Tesla were ALL 'wizards'.
Ones who were "wise in the ways" (of Nature)

What most call 'magic' is a bio-magnetic by-product of your body's life processes.
And... like any skill or martial art, effecasy comes through repetitious focused PRECISION
augmented by natural adrenaline.

[Blackcupcake]

I could teach you how to be perfect like me but then I can’t bully you so I can’t do that sadly😎😛

[bigpauly]

Wow, you’re even boasting that you bully me now. 😪

[Blackcupcake]

whoopsie… I take that back hahahaha

@dustybiker help me🥲

[bigpauly]

You’ve shown your true colors now 😩😭

[Blackcupcake]

you still love me🥰

[bigpauly]

Lmao somehow 😒

[Blackcupcake]

hahaha😛

[dustybiker]

I actually feel bad to have dented today's display.

[Mia-Wallace]

Dunno. Math? Design? Philosophy? Art related shit?

That kinda thing.

[bigpauly]

I’d like to learn philosophy

[HippieVeganJewslim]

If You love wisdom, consider Yourself a philosopher.

[NamerOfStars]

Semaphore!

Also the ASL alphabet:

It's a series of 26 one-handed signs that you can practice while you brush your teeth, and you'd be AMAZED how often in comes in handy.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

I could teach You some Pink Floyd songs if You ain’t another brick in The Wall!
I could teach You to grow Your compassion for animals and the planet by going vegan.
I could teach You the awesome diet of fruitarianism and why with that diet You’ll obtain all the nutrients.

[bigpauly]

I could use some good vegetarian recipes

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Eat one whole fresh live fruit a time. Don’t mix acid fruits (tomatoes, citruses, kiwis, strawberries) with sweet fruits (bananas, papayas). Don’t mix melons (including cucumbers) with anything. Eat nothing but fruits, with some optional raw vegetables and flowers. One example is eating pears, apples, and bananas. Monos (one fruit only for the day/week/month) are also great.

[serious]

Well, one thing I can suggest you (not teaching) is that there should be certain type of behavior you should never tolerate. If you are person who is too liberal and accepts all kinds of behavior whether it is appropriate or not then you might want to consider what I am saying.

It is your choice though.

[dustybiker]

I could teach you have to fly a starship. Now if we only had one.

[bigpauly]

I need to learn this

[jengeorge26]

I can tease you and teach you about chastity and how to give your control to her over your orgasm

[bigpauly]

I’ll think about it lol

[jengeorge26]

Really? lol

[joeldalton]

I could teach you how to make the perfect prime rib.

[bigpauly]

Nice

[maximumpower]

how to repair a small engine, rebuild a carburetor, build a directioinal antenna, tune in a shortwave broadcast and transcribe morse code, scuba dive, change a diaper, plan a cross-country trip.

[CaptainSmartass]

I could teach you some unethical (but legal) ways to make money.

Simples...

[sage2021]

I can teach you good manner's.

[bigpauly]

Are you saying mine are bad? Lol

[NathanDavis]

poker... this one would be a great and fun one

[bigpauly]

Let’s do it

[NathanDavis]

first... how to properly shuffle a deck of cards

[bigpauly]

*drops cards all over the floor

[NathanDavis]

that's alright... I won't freak out anytime soon, lol

[exitseven]

I could teach you how to fix a computer.

[bigpauly]

Nice skill to have

[exitseven]

sign up for my Thursday night class.

[bigpauly]

Nice!

[JoyGirl]

I could teach you how to run. 😅

[bigpauly]

Ok but be patient with me 😓

[JoyGirl]

Dw, I won’t work you too hard, hopefully. 🤪😂

[bigpauly]

*gulp
😰😰

[JoyGirl]

*pat pat* 🤪

[bigpauly]

I’m getting tired of you and @blackcupcake patting my head! 😖

[Blackcupcake]

*pat pats your head*🥰

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake 😡😖😖 I’m getting the stool

[dustybiker]

https://gifyu.com/image/SHu0g

[JoyGirl]

@dustybiker Lmao 🤣

[YourSong]

I can teach you Dutch

[bigpauly]

Yesss let’s do it

[YourSong]

What do you wanne know?

[bigpauly]

Everything

[YourSong]

That means “alles”

[bigpauly]

Great. That’s all I needed. Thanks

[YourSong]

No problem

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Alles is everything in German, also. Them two tongues are very related.

[YourSong]

@HippieVeganJewslim yes that’s true 🤣

[moonpie89]

How to do this cool basketball trick

[bigpauly]

Yesss show mee

[1GoldTwins]

Baby Freeze!

[bigpauly]

What it that? lol

[1GoldTwins]

A super easy breakdance pose!

[bigpauly]

Oh yes you must show me!

[1GoldTwins]

It's very easy and can just serve as a party trick :)

[Msputiton]

a lot of things.

[bigpauly]

*grabs pen and notebook