Are ducks the coolest of the birds?

[bigpauly]

Quack quack

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This should definitely be in “other” 🤦‍♂️

[MCheetah]

No. Ducks are such sellouts. Donald, Daffy, Scrooge, Howard...

The best birds are cassowaries! No exception. But eagles, African swallows, and delicious chickens are second, third, and fourth respectively.

[bigpauly]

But Darkwing was a badass!

[NamerOfStars]

Funny you should mention this. I'm out in Florida now, having fled Chicago, and the ducks here are HUGE. Almost the size of Canada geese. I half expect if I ever heard one quack, it'd be REALLY deep voiced and have a Russian accent. And they're black and white, with really weird splotches of red on their heads.

They're definitely nifty, but I DO have a bit of leeriness about their rapist tendencies. I mean, I know nature doesn't do "mercy", but DAMN.

[SaartjieJane]

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin the stand, “hey!” Bam bam bam “got any grapes?”
Yes.

[purplepoppy]

I like ducks but when I ask guys for a duck pic they seem to get the wrong idea

[bigpauly]

I imagine they duck confrontation about it too

[NathanDavis]

cool... you said

[bigpauly]

Hooo said that?

[NathanDavis]

lmao...

[OddBeMe]

I will say swans use their own bodies as pillows, which is the pinnacle of evolution.

[bigpauly]

You make a good argument 🤔

[OddBeMe]

Once our heads can rest comfortably on our own bodies, alien monoliths will emerge guiding us to the next level.
(Jump cut to space ship)

[bigpauly]

😅🤣

[exitseven]

I always thought cormorants were but ducks are pretty cool too.

[clampfan101]

I love ‘em, but they’re much better defined as “fun” than “cool”.

[Pterodon]

I like the roadrunner

[bigpauly]

They are pretty cool too

[Stoner710]

No eagles are the coolest bird

[Stoner710]

Or crows there pretty badass and very smart

[XXblack88]

Ravens are I my opinion

[Blackcupcake]

no pigeons are!

[bigpauly]

Do you use them to carry notes?